Cock Map

[Wild_Honey_66]

Look how gently he's holding it.

Caressing it, almost.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Mother nature, you freaky bitch

Is it wrong of me to want to buy this, have it cloned and send this to a few people?

 

[default24]

Look how gently he's holding it.

Caressing it, almost.

Cradling the balls and the shaft. You were right. Very gentle. He's obviously very proud of it

 

[default24]

Is it wrong of me to want to buy this, have it cloned and send this to a few people?

I say go for it. It's the perfect gift for the holidays

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I say go for it. It's the perfect gift for the holidays

I can think of a few listers who would simply LOVE to have their stockings stuffed with this.

 

[default24]

I can think of a few listers who would simply LOVE to have their stockings stuffed with this.

Stockings huh? Is that what we're calling them now?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Stockings huh? Is that what we're calling them now?

I have my stockings hung

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And now that Thanksgiving is over, the Christmas shenanigans must commence

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have my stockings hung

Dear Santa,

You get me front row seats, I'll handle the rest.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have my stockings hung

Chests and nuts roasting by an open fire?

 

[default24]

And now that Thanksgiving is over, the Christmas shenanigans must commence

Melts in your mouth; not in your hand, right?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Melts in your mouth; not in your hand, right?

Maybe a little of both.

 

[just4friends]

Maybe a little of both.

Both?? If it was solid chocolate would there be more options?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Both?? If it was solid chocolate would there be more options?

Eh. Titfucking's not really my thing.

 

[default24]

 

[hotwords229_A]

After carefully reading the well researched science behind this map I must agree that Florida is America's Wang. And as it goes, we're pretty well hung.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

LOL!

Took me a minute...

 

[default24]

After carefully reading the well researched science behind this map I must agree that Florida is America's Wang. And as it goes, we're pretty well hung.

 

[default24]

After carefully reading the well researched science behind this map I must agree that Florida is America's Wang. And as it goes, we're pretty well hung.

Don't be embarrassed. I too, read from California into Nevada. Like any sane, color blind person would

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought that sounded familiar to me!

 

[Suz_anne]

*perks* Did someone mention wang?

 

[default24]

I wanted to insert a comical and witty gif here but ‘wang gif’ just returns pages of Asians. Surprise surprise

 

[Suz_anne]

I wanted to insert a comical and witty gif here but ‘wang gif’ just returns pages of Asians. Surprise surprise

Naked Asians? *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

 

[default24]

Naked Asians? *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

Suz, I didn't know you were under the influence of the asian persuasion

 

[Hornblende]

I think this fits in here - found on reddit