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BTW, pages 2-20 of this thread are pretty amazing! I don't know how I missed this until now but, man, the girls were in a frenzy! :p
 
Stop, plz. You're making me blush

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I blush when I get a boner too. I always wondered where all that blood goes the rest of the time.
 
How could pilgrim porn possibly be disappointing? ;)

It's always surprising to me how many people apparently get into the holiday spirit by searching for topical porn. I just can't fathom thinking to myself 'Thanksgiving is coming, I wonder what sex looked like on the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?'

There's nothing hotter than an Impuritan. :p

Clever as always. I'm eternally jealous of your wordplay
 
I haven't watched porn on Thanksgiving before.

But I'd totally rub one out to some Pilgrim porn. Fuck yes.
 
I haven't watched porn on Thanksgiving before.

But I'd totally rub one out to some Pilgrim porn. Fuck yes.

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Poke-a-hot-one?
Crank's Giving?
Jame's-Down?
Landing on Plymouth Cock?
Riding the Gay Plower?

How am I not a porn writer?
 
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It was either "Pilgrim porn" or "something Suz would like" :D

I google image searched "Something Suz would like" and NO JOKE this popped up:

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLXmxSM51gQif-dFM3VApwjV3ckxqcHL8CYt3j30FnY7HRMCodNg&s
 
I google image searched "Something Suz would like" and NO JOKE this popped up:

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLXmxSM51gQif-dFM3VApwjV3ckxqcHL8CYt3j30FnY7HRMCodNg&s

Suz and incest porn? You learn something new every day here
 
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