Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

Have we had this yet? If we did I have managed to thoroughly block it on a conscious level.

There is a whole map, but it is huge! They (whoever *they* are) obligingly broke it into small pieces.

I'm not entirely sure this thing is on the up and up. I am unfamiliar with…well…all the terms. I'm not even going to try to guess the fetishes.

How does a San Fransisco steam train differ from a Carolina steamer? (Asking for a friend)

 

[default24]

How does a San Fransisco steam train differ from a Carolina steamer? (Asking for a friend)

San Francisco Steam Train
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Carolina Steamer
It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.


I'm willing to do the research. Sounds vastly different. Minus the potential for both to leave your with a burning sensation in your ass.

 

[Trekka]

San Francisco Steam Train
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Carolina Steamer
It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.


I'm willing to do the research. Sounds vastly different. Minus the potential for both to leave your with a burning sensation in your ass.

Post of the day. Right here.

 

[Suz_anne]

San Francisco Steam Train
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Carolina Steamer
It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.


I'm willing to do the research. Sounds vastly different. Minus the potential for both to leave your with a burning sensation in your ass.

Keep us posted on your research. E.v.e.r.y. detail, please.

Post of the day. Right here.

Amen, sister.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmm, what about a conga line of women wearing strapons and they happened to be in San Francisco at the time? Would that still count?

 

[parker77]

San Francisco Steam Train
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Carolina Steamer
It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.


I'm willing to do the research. Sounds vastly different. Minus the potential for both to leave your with a burning sensation in your ass.

i think either one of these becomes a “South Florida” activity if all the participants are over 75 years of age. and i think it’s a West Virginia Steam Train if all the guys are coal miners. finally, it’s a Kentucky Steam Train if all the participants are related. at least that's what i’ve heard.

 

[numeniusa]

No fondness for manual stimulation in the west, I see...

Hmmm, what about a conga line of women wearing strapons and they happened to be in San Francisco at the time? Would that still count?

Good question. And indeed, if the women have strap-ons, a mixed conga should also be do-able? Boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -&

(that's a lame attempt at a cow-catcher/snow-plough at the front of the train there

 

[hotwords229_A]

Good question. And indeed, if the women have strap-ons, a mixed conga should also be do-able? Boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -> boy -> girl -&

(that's a lame attempt at a cow-catcher/snow-plough at the front of the train there

I think that's known as a Connecticut Caboose Conga?
Either way, it seems the people in the front and back get the least enjoyment. Maybe they should go in a circle?

We'll have to wait and see what default's research shows

 

[Endless_Night]

Now this^ was what I was expecting!

(More than, actually. Eesh, default, eesh. )


Round Two!!

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Now this^ was what I was expecting!

(More than, actually. Eesh, default, eesh. )


Round Two!!

Oh god, Google is not my friend!

 

[numeniusa]

I think that's known as a Connecticut Caboose Conga?
Either way, it seems the people in the front and back get the least enjoyment. Maybe they should go in a circle?

We'll have to wait and see what default's research shows

The person in the front could *coughs* attend to their own needs?

 

[numeniusa]

Now this^ was what I was expecting!

(More than, actually. Eesh, default, eesh. )


Round Two!!

Ooh! I went looking earlier but couldn't find the other regions, so this makes me very happy. And most of them, it seems.

Do we think the pro-masturbation states have a lot of singletons? Or just too much time on their hands?

 

[default24]

Now this^ was what I was expecting!

(More than, actually. Eesh, default, eesh. )


Round Two!!

Haha, I went too far?!?
Have you urban dictionaried half of these things?

 

[hotwords229_A]

The person in the front could *coughs* attend to their own needs?

You're a problem solver. I like that.

Haha, I went too far?!?
Have you urban dictionaried half of these things?

Seriously!!! Some of these make a San Francisco Steam Train seem like church!

 

[numeniusa]

You're a problem solver. I like that.

Seriously!!! Some of these make a San Francisco Steam Train seem like church!

Well, I'm retired now, I need things to do

Haha, I went too far?!?
Have you urban dictionaried half of these things?

I think we need someone to look them all up and post them here...

*looks at own post above*

Errrrr.....

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, I'm retired now, I need things to do



I think we need someone to look them all up and post them here...

*looks at own post above*

Errrrr.....

Or at least figure out which state is the filthiest, most perverted . . .

I can't wait to see the east coast!

 

[Endless_Night]

Haha, I went too far?!?
Have you urban dictionaried half of these things?

Reading, or even knowing that stuff exists makes me curl into a little ball of mortified Endless.


(At this point someone is going: Why, in God's name, is she on a porn site. )


Ummm. It is quite within the realm of possibility that the individual in question has neither heard of nor urban dictionaried any of those terms.

*said with an attempt at dignity*

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, I'm retired now, I need things to do

I think we need someone to look them all up and post them here...

*looks at own post above*

Errrrr.....

Volunteering? My, aren't you the brave thing!

Oh god, Google is not my friend!

You appear to be new, so I'll pass on a some advice gleaned from my time on Lit.

- clicking Little Sister links may result in PTSD.
- Never google terms.
- Especially sex terms.
- Especially when posted by someone named Pmann.

You are welcome.

 

[Endless_Night]

< I can't wait to see the east coast!

Ask, and ye shall receive.

In two parts, for some reason.

 

[hotwords229_A]

"A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym."

I figured the Northeast would have put a lot of thought into it. We've had more time.

 

[numeniusa]

"A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym."

I figured the Northeast would have put a lot of thought into it. We've had more time.

I was convinced you'd made that up. "Great writing", I thought, "I love it, what a funny guy" (well, I knew that ).

Just checked urbandictionary.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was convinced you'd made that up. "Great writing", I thought, "I love it, what a funny guy" (well, I knew that ).

Just checked urbandictionary.

I would never have thought of that in a million years. And I live in NY!

 

[Trekka]

"A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym."

I figured the Northeast would have put a lot of thought into it. We've had more time.

this makes me horny and hungry at the same time.
also amused.
yes, hotwords, be proud of your state.
wonders why i haven't brought pancakes into the bedroom yet.
keyword: yet.

subissue, and i believe we've covered this topic before, but i am thoroughly disappointed in the tallahassee night train. fuckin frat boys.

 

[hotwords229_A]

subissue, and i believe we've covered this topic before, but i am thoroughly disappointed in the tallahassee night train. fuckin frat boys.

Yes, apparently frat boys enjoy throwing their cum on each other (look no further than the South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk). So you go to a university, wind up seventy grand in debt and covered in other guy's cum.

Trade school seems like a better deal

 

[Endless_Night]

Hotwords. I am not even going to to read that.

#selfpreservation



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I do believe we have one more piece of the map!

Which, naturally I will post.

Even if I don't know what any of the terms mean.

Because, as y'all know by now, nothing I do makes any kind of sense.