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So sperm can go faster than a squirrel?!
Squirrels are fuckin fast.
Damn, boys.
Is this accurate? A raccoon is not faster than a squirrel
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Is this accurate? A raccoon is not faster than a squirrel
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All I'm imagining right now is one of each of these animals in a woodsy circle jerk timing the speed of their sperm.
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How often people in the US have sex, according to the internet. SMNaughty needs to see this.
Also, kudos to Idaho! It's not just a clever name!
Another US map, another instance of Mississippi being the worst on it. I hope I never have to go there, it sounds like hell
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Also, the state abbreviation for Mississippi is MS.
The internet is so stupid.
Holy shit, you're right. Do we have to throw out the whole map now? How can I trust it?
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Yup, map looks pretty darn accurate to me.
And, pretty spot on for number of orgasms each night too.
Ok, let me do the math here. So that’s like 50ish orgasms a week just with hubby.
And that’s not counting ....
*does some quick math in my head*
Hot damn.
And, pretty spot on for number of orgasms each night too.
Ok, let me do the math here. So that’s like 50ish orgasms a week just with hubby.
And that’s not counting ....
*does some quick math in my head*
Hot damn.
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Can you trust the Trust Map?
It’s hard to trust the word trust when it seems to be shooting sperm in every direction.
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It’s hard to trust the word trust when it seems to be shooting sperm in every direction.
"Trust me babe...I'll pull out"
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It’s hard to trust the word trust when it seems to be shooting sperm in every direction.
Aussie's autobiographies volume one and two.
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2.5 minutes to orgasm? You'd have to be pretty backed up, no?
Also, I might be terrible at math (I am), but I once did the calculation and came up with 25 gallons of semen created by me; assuming I live to be 85 and continue at this pace.
I demand more data on this!
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2.5 minutes to orgasm? You'd have to be pretty backed up, no?
Also, I might be terrible at math (I am), but I once did the calculation and came up with 25 gallons of semen created by me; assuming I live to be 85 and continue at this pace.
I demand more data on this!
I'm disappointed at the male centricity of this data.
I demand more female based studies. It's like the world forgot that women like sex, too...
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Vag Map?
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Someone once said, "If you build it, they will come."
I think it might have been the same someone who said, "Taste the rainbow."
Was it God? Or James Earl Jones?
Insomnia sucks. 
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Right? I feel like the pig garnered nearly equal time.
Insomnia seems to be making the rounds. I was up, I swear, half the night.
I am cranky.
Cranky.
*sharpens claws*
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Frankly, I’m jealous of the pig.
Thirty minutes.
THIRTY MINUTES.
And why does the pig get the bed? It may be my lack of sleep talking, but I am seeing that pig as bacon. :|
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Someone once said, "If you build it, they will come."
I think it might have been the same someone who said, "Taste the rainbow."
Was it God? Or James Earl Jones?
My vagina has a map
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Right? I knew what I was about when I named this thread
Someone once said, "If you build it, they will come."
I think it might have been the same someone who said, "Taste the rainbow."
Was it God? Or James Earl Jones?
99% sure it was Gandhi
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I think you're the smartest man on Lit.
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And here I thought the rainbow thing was from a Skittles commercial.
I think you're the smartest man on Lit.
I'm sorta feeling an oxymoron here.
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And here I thought the rainbow thing was from a Skittles commercial.
I'm sorta feeling an oxymoron here.
Heyyyyyy, wait a minute. You know what, I'll take it
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