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[hotwords229_A]

Hotwords. I am not even going to to read that.

#selfpreservation



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I understand. Save yourself while you still can, it's too late for me. I've read too many of them!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

I understand. Save yourself while you still can, it's too late for me. I've read too many of them!!!

I am amazed that you are still standing….


Where's our how-everyone-looks-thread?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am amazed that you are still standing….


Where's our how-everyone-looks-thread?

In my mind everyone here is hot

 

[Endless_Night]

In my mind everyone here is hot

We - and I speak for everyone - appreciate that sentiment.



But we still want the thread.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have fewer bacteria on my penis than the majority of men in the world

 

[Suz_anne]

I have fewer bacteria on my penis than the majority of men in the world

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

And don't smoke, fellas!

 

[Trekka]

23 seconds, baybee!
And multiples at that.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have fewer bacteria on my penis than the majority of men in the world

Forty-two kinds of bacteria?

Ewwwwww.

I feel a case of sexual anorexia coming on….

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’d like to know more about how many men and the ratio of dribblers compared to the glorious rope of cum he shoots up the stomach.
And does this have thing to do with length of penis?

Lusting for knowledge here.

 

[Suz_anne]

Um, where the hell is defaulty???

 

[Endless_Night]

Um, where the hell is defaulty???

Right?!

He's usually so good about appearing on cue.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Um, where the hell is defaulty???

Maybe he's making some ropes

 

[whenagain]

I’d like to know more about how many men and the ratio of dribblers compared to the glorious rope of cum he shoots up the stomach.
And does this have thing to do with length of penis?

Lusting for knowledge here.

From experience, I’d say that cock length and cum volume/distance are not related.

 

[default24]

Um, where the hell is defaulty???

Right?!
He's usually so good about appearing on cue.

I've been busyish. It's super time-consuming

From experience, I’d say that cock length and cum volume/distance are not related.

Don't you think that length might have something to do with distance? I mean doesn't the length of the barrel of a rifle effect the distance the bullet travels? I realize it's not directly correspondent but I feel like there's some science to it

Maybe he's making some ropes

This comment is brought to you by irony

 

[hotwords229_A]

Don't you think that length might have something to do with distance? I mean doesn't the length of the barrel of a rifle effect the distance the bullet travels? I realize it's not directly correspondent but I feel like there's some science to it

I wonder if it isn’t more related to “squeezing it off” just at the last second. I know that if my boys are swimming down the chamber and I try to hold back I seem to get more blasting power. But it takes crackerjack timing.

It’s sort of like a thumb over the garden hose effect.

 

[Trekka]

^ I thought it had to do with drinking milk. Or pineapple juice. Or something.

Anyways, go on, boys. You’re doing great. Im enchanted

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm also enchanted (good word!) and I also want some crackerjack. *exaggerated wink to show intent of a double entendre that does not work in this scenario*


And yay for defaulty showing his, um... self.

 

[85Ironman]

^ I thought it had to do with drinking milk. Or pineapple juice. Or something.

Anyways, go on, boys. You’re doing great. Im enchanted

I think the pineapple juice/milk/diet info affects taste more than...compressive pressure.

 

[Trekka]

I think the pineapple juice/milk/diet info affects taste more than...compressive pressure.

But apparently fluid intake counts!

Ok boys. Drink up next year for No Nut November.
And then we can celebrate Distance and Accuracy December.
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With pics and vids. Sent jointly to Suz, SMN, Enny, and myself.

 

[frmtutanota]

But apparently fluid intake counts!

Ok boys. Drink up next year for No Nut November.
And then we can celebrate Distance and Accuracy December.
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With pics and vids. Sent jointly to Suz, SMN, Enny, and myself.

Informative

 

[85Ironman]

But apparently fluid intake counts!

Ok boys. Drink up next year for No Nut November.
And then we can celebrate Distance and Accuracy December.
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With pics and vids. Sent jointly to Suz, SMN, Enny, and myself.

Wait. No Nut November? When did this happen? This sounds...difficult.

I almost said "hard". But if it's truly "no nut", the "hard" should be understandably present.

 

[numeniusa]

This got me wondering about the speed of sperm**

Apparently it's around 28mph (45kph).

As a good scientist, I shall be citing two sources...

(** best band name ever? )

 

[Trekka]

So sperm can go faster than a squirrel?!
Squirrels are fuckin fast.
Damn, boys.

 

[85Ironman]

So sperm can go faster than a squirrel?!
Squirrels are fuckin fast.
Damn, boys.

Six seconds/28 mph.

Trade-offs.

 

[Endless_Night]

This got me wondering about the speed of sperm**

Apparently it's around 28mph (45kph).

As a good scientist, I shall be citing two sources...

(** best band name ever? )

The second link doesn't work for me, but I must say, the author's name on the first article seems…idk, oddly appropriate?

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Apropos of…not much, I wanna go on record as saying I looked for a map of closets. As in, which states have the best closets. This might have been prompted by my efforts to *twinkle* my one, freaking, tiny, little closet.

*Twinkle* is my version of *hacked*, btw.

The word hacked brings to mind visions of Jack Nicholson and his axe in The Shining.

Sorry. I am in an extra-circuitous mood today.