Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

As an American, I am annoyed that they put us right next to the Congo.
On the other hand, as an American, I am also well hung (according to this Cock Map)

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Italians do it best, so I’ve heard.
But Belgium, what more could a girl ask for. ️ <——- all make me very happy.

 

[Endless_Night]

Once again,

How do they get these numbers!!!

I mean, I don't really want to know. But I do. In a totally abstract kind of way….

 

[hotwords229_A]

Italians do it best, so I’ve heard.
But Belgium, what more could a girl ask for. ️ <——- all make me very happy.

So Italian sausage and Belgian waffles at a coffee shop--that's your idea of the perfect date?

Once again,

How do they get these numbers!!!

I mean, I don't really want to know. But I do. In a totally abstract kind of way….

They get those numbers the fun way, I hope.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

So Italian sausage and Belgian waffles at a coffee shop--that's your idea of the perfect date?

This is perfection, breakfast all day long please.

 

[99Freedom]

Italians do it best, so I’ve heard.
But Belgium, what more could a girl ask for. ️ <——- all make me very happy.

Hey, I have all four of the things to make you happy. Lol. Just saying.

 

[Trekka]

I dunno.
I got some *cough* hard evidence to dispute this particular map.

 

[SassySheDevil]

As an American, I am annoyed that they put us right next to the Congo.
On the other hand, as an American, I am also well hung (according to this Cock Map)

How can Japan be ahead of the US? When I was at the penis Shrine in Japan. They had a wishing wall. Pretty much every note on that wall was a guy asking for a bigger dick LOL

 

[Mtnmike]

If this is even close, I missed my calling. Should've been in the movies.
SASSY is correct, have you seen those Japanese porn flicks, omg.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How can Japan be ahead of the US? When I was at the penis Shrine in Japan. They had a wishing wall. Pretty much every note on that wall was a guy asking for a bigger dick LOL

Pmann is really bringing down that average

 

[hotwords229_A]

How can Japan be ahead of the US? When I was at the penis Shrine in Japan. They had a wishing wall. Pretty much every note on that wall was a guy asking for a bigger dick LOL

I can almost guarantee you the Penis Shrine in the Congo says the same thing. It can always be a little bigger.

 

[bigwoody8]

I'm just hoping for some guys to weigh in. And if they want to provide photographic evidence of which # they fall under, well... I won't mind.




*bumping to the next page*

I think I’m somewhere between a 2 and a 5.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is it just me or does this look like directions on how to drill a proper glory hole?

 

[Dribble]

http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

As scientific as it can get...

 

[hotwords229_A]

http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

As scientific as it can get...

I think it’s more interesting that 25% of college guys couldn’t get it up. What’s up with that? Not their dicks apparently.
Were they too drunk, not into the Nurse thing (that can’t be), too nervous, gay, shy, what?

Hmmm . . .

 

[Trekka]

http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

As scientific as it can get...

Oh my fuck
I am in the wrong industry

 

[85Ironman]

As an American, I am annoyed that they put us right next to the Congo.
On the other hand, as an American, I am also well hung (according to this Cock Map)

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSwXylnTZwn3tocp39ZH9ATU6YFfhriZ72v2hHLo-ch40PNc-Gw&usqp=CAU

 

[Endless_Night]

http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

As scientific as it can get...

I cannot, by all that's holy, imagine a situation where I would agree to allow strangers dressed as medical professionals…errr…measure any of my private girly…umm…parts in a private tent at someplace called the Dady Rock nightclub in Cancun, Mexico.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD

*thunk*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I cannot, by all that's holy, imagine a situation where I would agree to allow strangers dressed as medical professionals…errr…measure any of my private girly…umm…parts in a private tent at someplace called the Dady Rock nightclub in Cancun, Mexico.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD

*thunk*

That club probably had a sign out front "Free Dick Measuring" and they did tremendous business that night. Also, I bet the private tent was completely unnecessary. This is the kind of story you go to Mexico to come home with.

"Hey, remember that time we all went to Mexico and got our dicks measured?"

"Yes, of course. I just watched it again the other day on YouTube. I still think they didn't measure mine right or I would have won."

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I cannot, by all that's holy, imagine a situation where I would agree to allow strangers dressed as medical professionals…errr…measure any of my private girly…umm…parts in a private tent at someplace called the Dady Rock nightclub in Cancun, Mexico.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD

*thunk*

Women’s boobs are measured in fruit ya know. A little behind grope and you’re good fo go!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Women’s boobs are measured in fruit ya know. A little behind grope and you’re good fo go!

That will ripen your banana!

 

[Trekka]

Literally just spent more than a hot minute in my kitchen groping my tit and eyeing the fruit bowl. “Nope, not a mango, not a lemon, and would they even know what a sapodilla is...?”

Who likes Roma Tomatoes?!

 

[BongoGal]

http://www.foodofy.com/sapodilla.html

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-phallic-foods-ranked-their-dong-like-properties/

So it’s a food fight you want, eh?

 

[Trekka]

http://www.foodofy.com/sapodilla.html

“The sapodilla has an exceptionally sweet and malty flavour, resembling a combination of peaches, pears, brown sugar, cinnamon and a little brandy. The soft and creamy flesh of the fruit is made up of simple sugars that replenish energy and revitalize the body instantly...”

Describes me perfectly