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[Trekka]

https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-phallic-foods-ranked-their-dong-like-properties/

So it’s a food fight you want, eh?

Omg...

Aspic!

“Take a moment to imagine coming home from school in the 1950s. You're probably wearing a tie or whatever and your mom is at home cooking because that's what she does.

You come in and take off your penny loafers and put your arithmetic book on the table, then run into the dining room and see this massive quivering cock full of olives and ham cubes just a-wriggling and pulsating on the table.

And maybe for a second you don't even know it's food, you just think a sentient salad bar has laid its massive schlong on your dinner table and maybe has plans to make you taste it. What the fuck are you going to do?“



This should be today’s Litiquette question

 

[hotwords229_A]

Omg...

Aspic!

“Take a moment to imagine coming home from school in the 1950s. You're probably wearing a tie or whatever and your mom is at home cooking because that's what she does.

You come in and take off your penny loafers and put your arithmetic book on the table, then run into the dining room and see this massive quivering cock full of olives and ham cubes just a-wriggling and pulsating on the table.

And maybe for a second you don't even know it's food, you just think a sentient salad bar has laid its massive schlong on your dinner table and maybe has plans to make you taste it. What the fuck are you going to do?“



This should be today’s Litiquette question

I would ask if I could invite Betty Sue over for dinner.

 

[BongoGal]

https://www.cracked.com/blog/7-phallic-foods-ranked-their-dong-like-properties/

So it’s a food fight you want, eh?

List fails without horseradish.

 

[hotwords229_A]

List fails without horseradish.

I thought that only came in jars!

Also, there could have been a great scene in Back to the Future where Lorraine asked Marty to send her a nice aspic and he misunderstood.

 

[Trekka]

I thought that only came in jars!

Also, there could have been a great scene in Back to the Future where Lorraine asked Marty to send her a nice aspic and he misunderstood.

*gasps*
Great Scott!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have never felt so handicapped by not having seen the Back to the Future movies!

 

[hotwords229_A]

*gasps*
Great Scott!

1985 Lea Thompson? Come on, we all would.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have never felt so handicapped by not having seen the Back to the Future movies!

If, in the 20’s, you’re nostalgic for the 80’s when people pretended it was the 50’s then it’s a must see.

Even if not, it’s a great movie!

 

[Endless_Night]

If, in the 20’s, you’re nostalgic for the 80’s when people pretended it was the 50’s then it’s a must see.

Even if not, it’s a great movie!

I…

That explanation did not help.

AT ALL.

 

[DarkSimian]

I have never felt so handicapped by not having seen the Back to the Future movies!

Movie night at Enny's; I'll bring the popcorn

 

[Endless_Night]

Movie night at Enny's; I'll bring the popcorn

Right? Clearly I need to see at least one of the movies!


There are some serious gaps in my social cultural education….

One day I will know what everyone is talking about. Maybe.

 

[DarkSimian]

Right? Clearly I need to see at least one of the movies!


There are some serious gaps in my social cultural education….

One day I will know what everyone is talking about. Maybe.

You really need to see at least the first one.

If you have any questions about random 80's trivia, I'm your man

 

[Endless_Night]

You really need to see at least the first one.

If you have any questions about random 80's trivia, I'm your man

*takes note of your forte*

 

[DarkSimian]

*takes note of your forte*

In college, my major was in "Useless Trivia"

 

[Endless_Night]

In college, my major was in "Useless Trivia"

Hahaha! I have a minor in "Down Rabbit Holes".

 

[DarkSimian]

Hahaha! I have a minor in "Down Rabbit Holes".

That's what she said

 

[hotwords229_A]

From now on I will be using the term "yellow alert" as a subversive announcement that I need sex.

 

[Endless_Night]

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From now on I will be using the term "yellow alert" as a subversive announcement that I need sex.

I dare you to use that in a conversation today.

I double dog dare you.




We expect you to report back.

 

[Endless_Night]

Real-time conversation, HW!!!

Juuuuust, in case that wasn't clear.

 

[Corbal]

Literally just spent more than a hot minute in my kitchen groping my tit and eyeing the fruit bowl. “Nope, not a mango, not a lemon, and would they even know what a sapodilla is...?”

Who likes Roma Tomatoes?!

I fell over. Haha. Get out of the fruit bowl.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I dare you to use that in a conversation today.

I double dog dare you.




We expect you to report back.

That's a tall order since I work with a bunch of dudes today, but I'll see what I can do.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have I ever mentioned how average looking I am?

 

[Jakevillines]

Women’s boobs are measured in fruit ya know. A little behind grope and you’re good fo go!

I like grapefruits. Taste great. Oh.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like grapefruits. Taste great. Oh.

How do you feel about kumquats?

(Apparently only Australians spell them cumquats )

 

[Jakevillines]

Cumquats sound sexier. But I am a lover of all sizes. Handfuls or less are my favorite though.