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Have I ever mentioned how average looking I am? :cool:

It's true, an ex has the biggest I've had. Keep in mind, a pussy is only so big, anything bigger than that, it's just a waste ;)
Size does matter, but you have to know how to use it too.
 
This is fascinating as hell. Excellent work hotwords. It kinda paints a majority of women as size queens. Who knew??????

I know. Yesterday there was talk of wrapping a dollar bill around your cock, a toilet paper roll, balancing a shampoo bottle, flinging around wet towels.

These women are cock crazy! :D
 
Actually that was a call to arms to all the women who roam this thread to provide you the proper motivation to fling a wet towel. :D
 
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They are just more aesthetically pleasing when they hang a little lower.

I’m sure Aussie already knows this, but I just found out that there is a thing called an Orchidometer that measure testicle size.

There is also a questionable (in my opinion) scientific study suggesting that if your ring finger is longer than your index finger then you may have bigger balls AND be more prone to testicular/prostate cancer! How can this be legit?

Mine are almost equal so I’ll pretend I’m in the clear.


Do your boys hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you sling them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your boys hang low?
 
If you insist. But I’m really shy about how small they are so don’t make fun. :D

I can't believe I missed this before 😮
That's one handsome sack 😎

I have been known, from time to time, to aim for the face

Is that a thing? I can say that I've been asked to do some strange things on here, but a scrotum comparison has not come up yet. Kudos
Rule 34
 
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