Cock Map

[Endless_Night]

You little sister'd me

Oh. Dear God.

We’ll just say that it clearly defines the previous conversation in an epic way.

What did you do to Aussie!?!?!

Are we all clothed in this scenario? If not, to hell with the link

Oh! Errr. Ummm.

Dang it! You flustered me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

What did you do to Aussie!?!?!

I take no responsibility for my actions.

 

[Endless_Night]

I take no responsibility for my actions.

I think they make an alarm clock for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think they make an alarm clock for that.

Nice callback!

 

[Endless_Night]

Nice callback!

*flips hair*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I take no responsibility for my actions.

Don't mind me and my awful cum aversion

 

[hotwords229_A]

That’s one short trip for man, one giant cock for mankind.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s one short trip for man, one giant cock for mankind.

Bulbous

#challengeaccepted

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bulbous

#challengeaccepted

When that Eagle decends on your Sea of Tranquility it will send you to the moon!
Just remember, in space no one can hear you cream.

 

[default24]

That’s one short trip for man, one giant cock for mankind.

This can't be real. Is this real?

 

[default24]

Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine. 3 of the top 4. They get kinky up there where it's cold. Maybe the latex keeps you warm? Or the paddling?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine. 3 of the top 4. They get kinky up there where it's cold. Maybe the latex keeps you warm? Or the paddling?

What's Oregon's excuse? Lumberjacks??

 

[default24]

What's Oregon's excuse? Lumberjacks??

It rains a lot, right? Nothing else to do except stay inside and tie each other up and get tickled with a feather?
I'm absolutely shocked that CA isn't above average. Especially considering the proximity to OR

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It rains a lot, right? Nothing else to do except stay inside and tie each other up and get tickled with a feather?
I'm absolutely shocked that CA isn't above average. Especially considering the proximity to OR

Catholicism is big in california. I don't know if that leans itself towards or against BDSM

I've actually played in and around a few of the BDSM spaces in Oregon. Portland is a crazy wicked city to spend a weekend

 

[default24]

Catholicism is big in california. I don't know if that leans itself towards or against BDSM

I've actually played in and around a few of the BDSM spaces in Oregon. Portland is a crazy wicked city to spend a weekend

I would like you to elaborate on your last two sentences, por favor

 

[hotwords229_A]

This can't be real. Is this real?

From the Smithsonian Institute. I wonder if it was necessary to follow this path or if it was just so funny they did it for laughs. Either way I’m glad we were the first to draw a big cock in space. God Bless America.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would like you to elaborate on your last two sentences, por favor

And yes, me too, as well, please.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It rains a lot, right? Nothing else to do except stay inside and tie each other up and get tickled with a feather?
I'm absolutely shocked that CA isn't above average. Especially considering the proximity to OR

Damn. All these years I've been wasting rainy days and not doing that ^^^^ instead.

 

[hotwords229_A]

18 degrees and 2 1/2 feet of snow (approx).
Shamelessly using my own Snowpocalypse to bump this thread.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

18 degrees and 2 1/2 feet of snow (approx).
Shamelessly using my own Snowpocalypse to bump this thread.

I'm having a hard time visualizing exactly where your balls are.
I think you should retake this without the pants.
Please.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm having a hard time visualizing exactly where your balls are.
I think you should retake this without the pants.
Please.

But then your cartography (cocktography?) skills would have to be amazing to find them!

 

[Trekka]

I’m with Aussie.
The pants are just too confusing, making proper cocktography very difficult here.

 

[Endless_Night]

His…errr…nether regions may be confused, but his posterior is in the right place.

See profile pic.

I went in to PM and got so flustered I forgot what I was going to ask about!

(That deserves a , but I'm trying to sophisticate up my Lit brand.)

#goals




* * *

Where is that default? It seems like it's been forever.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m with Aussie.
The pants are just too confusing, making proper cocktography very difficult here.

I’ve heard that frostbite causes a tingling sensation, which sounds inviting, but then I think it falls off.

His…errr…nether regions may be confused, but his posterior is in the right place.

See profile pic.

I went in to PM and got so flustered I forgot what I was going to ask about!

(That deserves a , but I'm trying to sophisticate up my Lit brand.)

#goals




* * *

Where is that default? It seems like it's been forever.

Do you mean it’s in the right place anatomically or in the right place on
Lit?

I think default is out on a quest to find the perfect Cock
Map for our enjoyment.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you mean it’s in the right place anatomically or in the right place on Lit?

Errr…umm…errr.

Well, right place anatomically for sure….

As far as the right place on Lit, I suspect there are those who wouldn't mind it more prominently place.

< I think default is out on a quest to find the perfect Cock Map for our enjoyment.

Aaaaaaaand, moving on to a less flustering conversation.

(Darn those flusters! )

Let's make that a crusade instead of a quest. Give it that flavor of a religious endeavor. Trekka and Aussie can elevate a chalice or something.

I'll sit in the back.

With my notebook.