Cock Map

[Endless_Night]

this thread is a hidden gem.

Hidden under a pile of maps, charts, and crypto erotica.

 

[skin2win]

I’m curious about the image at the beginning, as it no longer exists.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m curious about the image at the beginning, as it no longer exists.

I no longer remember specifically, I'm afraid.

It's been too long.

 

[default24]

Interesting thread name.

Thanks! I was in an attention-seeking mood and it kinda worked

this thread is a hidden gem.

It gets hidden over and over and over. But I like the gem part!

what amazes me is its lifespan.

You and me both

 

[default24]

I don't think the pictures are aligned correctly with the numbers. I mean, I have never seen a predominantly hetero guy assume the posture of 2. One the other hand, I've had a couple of very gay friends for whom striking that pose might be considered second nature.

To match up, I'd switch the pics around. Like...0, 1, 4, 3, 2, 5, 6.

That would be assuming stereotypes, I guess? Isn't that what they were going for?

But what do I know?


Edited to Add: Why is the exclusively heterosexual dude the only one that's fully dressed? And why, come to think of it, are they increasingly less dressed the more homosexual they lean?

This is a really confusing map.

I agree whole-heartedly with your updated rankings, someone needs to submit that to Kinsey's estate or whatever

 

[default24]

I’m curious about the image at the beginning, as it no longer exists.

I can't find the original but this gets to the gist of it

cock map

 

[hotwords229_A]

This iceberg photographed off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland.
It’s online so it has to be true.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This iceberg photographed off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland.
It’s online so it has to be true.

#challengeaccepted

 

[Endless_Night]

#challengeaccepted

I'm not sure whether I should feel anticipatory or merely frightened.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm not sure whether I should feel anticipatory or merely frightened.

The ice numbs most feeling.

 

[Endless_Night]

The ice numbs most feeling.

That is....

Not entirely reassuring.

 

[Trekka]

This iceberg photographed off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland.
It’s online so it has to be true.

Tags @QuietCanadian for further information.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Tags @QuietCanadian for further information

It was spotted in Conception Bay, no joke.

 

[default24]

Not a cock nor a map, but fuck it, I laughed

https://imgur.com/L67su8B

 

[aussiegeekygal]

See, this is why I don't trust organized religion

 

[hotwords229_A]

See, this is why I don't trust organized religion

She’s cursed because nobody’s doing butt stuff. Poor girl.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is this what’s known as ‘70s bush?

 

[Endless_Night]

So, having had some less than delicious news today, I felt the need to amuse myself.

Tonight that meant searching weird cryptic erotica.

Gay tentacle crime boss sex. (Not a sentence one types every day. )

 

[Endless_Night]

I. Am. Dying.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ummm....

 

[hotwords229_A]

So, having had some less than delicious news today, I felt the need to amuse myself.

Tonight that meant searching weird cryptic erotica.

Gay tentacle crime boss sex. (Not a sentence one types every day. )

How can tentacles be gay?

 

[Endless_Night]

How can tentacles be gay?

.............

Brb.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay.

As best I can tell, it's either due to most tentacle porn being with female women* or because there is....errr...ummm...tentacle penetration of the human male**.

Or possibly a combination of the two?

*That is from the comments on Amazon.
**Also from the comments.


I have never squirmed so uncomfortably reading Amazon book reviews.

 

[Endless_Night]

Vaguely related....

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay.

As best I can tell, it's either due to most tentacle porn being with female women* or because there is....errr...ummm...tentacle penetration of the human male**.

Or possibly a combination of the two?

*That is from the comments on Amazon.
**Also from the comments.


I have never squirmed so uncomfortably reading Amazon book reviews.

Okay, I assumed the human guy was taking it up the old wazoo, but how do we know the tentacle monster is also male? Or are all the tentacles penises?