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[Endless_Night]

Okay, I assumed the human guy was taking it up the old wazoo, but how do we know the tentacle monster is also male? Or are all the tentacles penises?

You and these hard questions.

Welp. I waded through more reviews. The *gay* is liberally referenced but none specifically mention gender - if any - of the Tentacle Crime Boss.

It pains me to say I don't love you enough to make the purchase and subject myself to the tentacled prose to try and provide more information.

Cover art is is my hard limit.





Buuuuut, it's $2.99 on Amazon if you really want to know.

 

[hotwords229_A]

From the description:

“After accidentally hitting a shiny ship in the space station docking bay, pilot Nico finds himself in a predicament. The ship belongs to the station owner, who also just happens to be a crime boss—and an enormous tentacled alien with a taste for human men.”

So I guess the crime boss is also a guy, but an alien guy, so does that still count as a guy?

This author seems to like monsters and butt stuff:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/20551075.Sibley_Stamps

My personal favorite (title):

 

[Endless_Night]

This author seems to like monsters and butt stuff:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/20551075.Sibley_Stamps

He's written 30 books!

Thirty books.

Thirty cryptid sex books!



So that's your favorite, huh? I see.....

 

[Endless_Night]

He also seems to have certain affinities.

Tentacle creatures, big foot/yeti, and dogmen comprise the bulk of the plots.

I had to look up dogman. I mean, it sounds similar to werewolf.

First Search:

"The difference is dogmen exist, and werewolves do not.

Ummm.....

HOW DARE THEY SAY WEREWOLVES DON'T EXIST

Rude.


Second Search:

"Dogmen cannot shapeshift at will and do not pass on a curse with a bite."



I am going with option two.

 

[hotwords229_A]

He's written 30 books!

Thirty books.

Thirty cryptid sex books!



So that's your favorite, huh? I see.....

I said favorite TITLE. I haven’t read the story, but the title is amazing. The description? A guy‘s spaceship breaks down and he promises his butthole to two guys if they pay for the repairs. Apparently, this guy is not good at negotiating deals!

He also seems to have certain affinities.

Tentacle creatures, big foot/yeti, and dogmen comprise the bulk of the plots.

I had to look up dogman. I mean, it sounds similar to werewolf.

First Search:

"The difference is dogmen exist, and werewolves do not.

Ummm.....

HOW DARE THEY SAY WEREWOLVES DON'T EXIST

Rude.


Second Search:

"Dogmen cannot shapeshift at will and do not pass on a curse with a bite."



I am going with option two.

I’ve never heard of a Dogman either. I have heard of the Goatman, and it’s strange he doesn’t write stories about that monster because I’m pretty sure the Goatman has sex with people against their will, which seems right up this author’s alley.

#werewolvesforever

 

[Endless_Night]

I said favorite TITLE. I haven’t read the story, but the title is amazing.

Uh huh.

I’ve never heard of a Dogman either. I have heard of the Goatman, and it’s strange he doesn’t write stories about that monster because I’m pretty sure the Goatman has sex with people against their will, which seems right up this author’s alley.

Ask, and ye shall receive.


There is no synopsis, but Goodreads says two people are reading....

 

[Endless_Night]

#werewolvesforever

 

[hotwords229_A]

Uh huh.




Ask, and ye shall receive.


There is no synopsis, but Goodreads says two people are reading....

This one doesn’t even have a description! I have to admit, I am curious. It must be popular, over 5 people have read it!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You leave this place for a couple of months years and look what happens. I don't know what this thread has turned into, but it's making me horny and I'm not sure how much I like or dislike it. God bless you two for keeping it rolling

 

[hotwords229_A]

You leave this place for a couple of months years and look what happens. I don't know what this thread has turned into, but it's making me horny and I'm not sure how much I like or dislike it. God bless you two for keeping it rolling

First you leave us here all alone and then you come back with a new name?!
AND on top of all that you can’t tell if you like being horny?
What have they made of you?
You may need to re-read the first 15 pages of this thread to remember who you are.

 

[hotwords229_A]

There is no synopsis, but Goodreads says two people are reading....

Okay, so I did some research:

Melissa is dared to spend the night alone under Merren Bridge, home of the local folk monster Goatman. When night falls and not one, but five Goatmen arrive, Melissa finds herself more attracted than afraid.

Sounds like Melissa is in for a good time.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

First you leave us here all alone and then you come back with a new name?!
AND on top of all that you can’t tell if you like being horny?
What have they made of you?
You may need to re-read the first 15 pages of this thread to remember who you are.

Way ahead of you my dude. I read the first 20 pages

 

[hotwords229_A]

Way ahead of you my dude. I read the first 20 pages

They are . . . inspiring!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You leave this place for a couple of months years and look what happens. I don't know what this thread has turned into, but it's making me horny and I'm not sure how much I like or dislike it. God bless you two for keeping it rolling

If this is really you, can I register a complaint about your new name? It hurts my brain

 

[Endless_Night]

..........

Default, is that you? What happened to your original account?

I am.

So confused.

 

[Endless_Night]

Welp. I came in to post something about...something, but I seem to have lost that mental thread.


If I recall correctly, those first 15-20 pages taught me more about sex than all the years previous.

Not even kidding.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Welp. I came in to post something about...something, but I seem to have lost that mental thread.


If I recall correctly, those first 15-20 pages taught me more about sex than all the years previous.

Not even kidding.

I went back and looked. It actually starts on page 2.

 

[Endless_Night]

I went back and looked. It actually starts on page 2.

You reread, too!?!?

Oh, my....

One of these days I may to revisit.


Oh! Oh! Did you and default read it together?

*somewhere out there Suz's ears perk up*

 

[hotwords229_A]

You reread, too!?!?

Oh, my....

One of these days I may to revisit.


Oh! Oh! Did you and default read it together?

*somewhere out there Suz's ears perk up*

Our Spirit Penises did.

 

[Endless_Night]

Our Spirit Penises did.

Omg!

I. Am. Dying.

D.Y.I.N.G.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is transcendental masturbation a thing?

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. Okay.

So, I think anyone who wanders in is going to want to hear about these Spirit Animals.

Because Spirit Penis implies the Sprit Animal attached, no?


I'm wondering if this qualifies as a Cryptid?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay. Okay.

So, I think anyone who wanders in is going to want to hear about these Spirit Animals.

Because Spirit Penis implies the Sprit Animal attached, no?


I'm wondering if this qualifies as a Cryptid?

I was thinking of it more like an astral projection. Anyway, stuff was going to get projected!

 

[Endless_Night]

I was thinking of it more like an astral projection. Anyway, stuff was going to get projected!

Dude! You're on fire.


Where's default when you need him?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dude! You're on fire.


Where's default when you need him?

I just heard a *thunk* on my window, maybe he was sending his dick out again?