Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

Holy -



Whist searching for an erotic cover to make it up to @hotwords229_A for my fail on Pleasing the Tentacle Warden p) I ran across this little gem of an article.

Teratophilia: Do You Have a Monster Fetish?

Which was informative, until I reached the Alien Egg Fetish. I mean . . . I have recovered from my first learning of tentacle porn, but alien egg fetish?

Okay. Working on the horrified judg-y thing.

So, took a deep breath and waded back in, for about three paragraphs. Enter the Ovipositor, a . . . toy. To help you fulfill your alien egg fantasies. Ooze is . . . mentioned.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I'M OUT

No more erotica internet searches for me tonight!

Possibly ever.



*thud*

I love when curiosity strikes you and completely flattens you. Makes my night

 

[Endless_Night]

I love when curiosity strikes you and completely flattens you. Makes my night

Consider me pancake road kill.

That was . . . unexpected.

I actually braved up enough to click the toy site, but completely lost my nerve before I could enter.

There is not enough brain bleach.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw the title of this thread and I got very worried default was stealing my idea for an invention- the Cock Mop (patent pending, motherfuckers).

Luckily, it was cock map.

 

[Photog1rl]

Holy -



Whist searching for an erotic cover to make it up to @hotwords229_A for my fail on Pleasing the Tentacle Warden ) I ran across this little gem of an article.

Teratophilia: Do You Have a Monster Fetish?

Which was informative, until I reached the Alien Egg Fetish. I mean . . . I have recovered from my first learning of tentacle porn, but alien egg fetish?

Okay. Working on the horrified judg-y thing.

So, took a deep breath and waded back in, for about three paragraphs. Enter the Ovipositor, a . . . toy. To help you fulfill your alien egg fantasies. Ooze is . . . mentioned.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I'M OUT

No more erotica internet searches for me tonight!

Possibly ever.



*thud*

You are incredibly brave. I am both curious and horrified. I don’t think I could click either but I'm glad you are doing the digging.

 

[Photog1rl]

I saw the title of this thread and I got very worried default was stealing my idea for an invention- the Cock Mop (patent pending, motherfuckers).

Luckily, it was cock map.

You’ve been staying up and it's proving hilarious. Who knew

 

[Endless_Night]

I saw the title of this thread and I got very worried default was stealing my idea for an invention- the Cock Mop (patent pending, motherfuckers).

Luckily, it was cock map.

*refuses to wonder purpose a Cock Mop serves*

I've experienced too much stress for one night.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Consider me pancake road kill.

That was . . . unexpected.

I actually braved up enough to click the toy site, but completely lost my nerve before I could enter.

There is not enough brain bleach.

See, I can’t even fathom the alien and monster erotica kinks. Like my brain doesn’t even register it as existing even when you post. But I wouldn’t think twice about venturing into the associated sex toy site

I have so many questions about the toys before even seeing any of them!

 

[Endless_Night]

You are incredibly brave. I am both curious and horrified. I don’t think I could click either but I'm glad you are doing the digging.

*solidarity chest bump*

Ovipositor. Someone makes toys. And - presumably - sells them.

 

[Endless_Night]

See, I can’t even fathom the alien and monster erotica kinks. Like my brain doesn’t even register it as existing even when you post. But I wouldn’t think twice about venturing into the associated sex toy site

I have so many questions about the toys before even seeing any of them!

Maybe you should peruse.

And then sum up - GENTLY - for the rest of us.

 

[Photog1rl]

*solidarity chest bump*

Ovipositor. Someone makes toys. And - presumably - sells them.

Someone who thought that up and others buy it…

I have so many questions about the toys before even seeing any of them!

I too have questions I just lack bravery. If you curate a visual guide let me know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’ve been staying up and it's proving hilarious. Who knew

It’s way past my bedtime and I’m on Ambien.

*refuses to wonder purpose a Cock Mop serves*

I've experienced too much stress for one night.

Just think about it. I remember when I got the idea, I knew it would be a hit if I could just make it. Field of Dreams came to mind- “If you build it, they will cum.”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Maybe you should peruse.

And then sum up - GENTLY - for the rest of us.

Someone who thought that up and others buy it…

I too have questions I just lack bravery. If you curate a visual guide let me know.

I won’t lie. I have my laptop open and I’m using the promise of bizarre sex toy browsing as a motivator and reward to finish my work

 

[Endless_Night]

Someone who thought that up and others buy it…

I too have questions I just lack bravery. If you curate a visual guide let me know.

Thank god there is someone on my cowardly wavelength.

I just . . . can't.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s way past my bedtime and I’m on Ambien.

Dude.

I won’t lie. I have my laptop open and I’m using the promise of bizarre sex toy browsing as a motivator and reward to finish my work

Feel free to sugar coat when you relay it back!

Please.


(Totally serious. I live somewhere in the hell between Curiosity and Terror.

Is that one of Dante's circles? Should be. )

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s way past my bedtime and I’m on Ambien.

Ahh ambien is that why I'm enjoying you so much more than usual?

Just think about it. I remember when I got the idea, I knew it would be a hit if I could just make it. Field of Dreams came to mind- “If you build it, they will cum.”

And then you can mop it up.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And then you can mop it up.

Oh so you know how a cock mop works.

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh so you know how a cock mop works.

I’ve been told I've inspired messes so I am
In favor of things that help with clean up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why do you need a Cock Mop when you (clearly) have a Cock Vac?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I saw the title of this thread and I got very worried default was stealing my idea for an invention- the Cock Mop (patent pending, motherfuckers).

Luckily, it was cock map.

This thread is so old is has to pre-date any invention ideas you've had

 

[hotwords229_A]

For contrast, the male version.

Note how much more practical and less frivolous are our counterparts.

(My favorite region is the Wall of Dread of a Woman's Tongue. )

I don’t see Land of the Boobies anywhere on this map. Clearly they didn’t do much research back then.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Holy -



Whist searching for an erotic cover to make it up to @hotwords229_A for my fail on Pleasing the Tentacle Warden ( ) I ran across this little gem of an article.

Teratophilia: Do You Have a Monster Fetish?

Which was informative, until I reached the Alien Egg Fetish. I mean . . . I have recovered from my first learning of tentacle porn, but alien egg fetish?

Okay. Working on the horrified judg-y thing.

So, took a deep breath and waded back in, for about three paragraphs. Enter the Ovipositor, a . . . toy. To help you fulfill your alien egg fantasies. Ooze is . . . mentioned.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I'M OUT

No more erotica internet searches for me tonight!

Possibly ever.



*thud*

This is a good read. I find it . . . interesting, to say the least.

I can understand why the eggs are a no go for you, but what about the monster dildos?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why do you need a Cock Mop when you (clearly) have a Cock Vac?

Dammit HW. This was brilliant.

This thread is so old is has to pre-date any invention ideas you've had

Do you think Cock Mop is a new invention? I’ve had spillage issues for decades.

 

[Endless_Night]

This is a good read. I find it . . . interesting, to say the least.

I can understand why the eggs are a no go for you, but what about the monster dildos?

Gah! You went into the site?!

And posted what you saw?!



Those look . . . awkwardly uncomfortable.


I think I'm traumatized. Like, more than usual. Like, teratophilia ptsd.

#needstherapy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gah! You went into the site?!

And posted what you saw?!



Those look . . . awkwardly uncomfortable.


I think I'm traumatized. Like, more than usual. Like, teratophilia ptsd.

#needstherapy

I went in, too.
The eggs were... interesting. Like oversized pessaries.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gah! You went into the site?!

And posted what you saw?!



Those look . . . awkwardly uncomfortable.


I think I'm traumatized. Like, more than usual. Like, teratophilia ptsd.

#needstherapy

I asked a question in a thread somewhere, but I don’t remember where and I guess nobody responded about dildos, or sex toys in general, and their appearance. Does the toy have to be attractive more than functional? If it was ugly as hell, but promised pure heaven, would you try it? Asking anyone.