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[Endless_Night]

It's mature.

A category that if I were to start making porn may accidentally get lumped into, lol #milf

Thank you for clearing that one up, Aussie. *wipes brow*

Canada likes where this is going

*drops pear*?

 

[ydahecnot]

Thank you for clearing that one up, Aussie. *wipes brow*




*drops pear*?

They certainly do

(Aww, you remembered)

 

[Endless_Night]

I had a trying day, so did a little searching for weird cryptic sex book covers.

As I do.

Seems I put Sea Monster Sex as the search term, instead of Sea Monster Sex Book.

Let me just say, DON'T DO THAT

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had a trying day, so did a little searching for weird cryptic sex book covers.

As I do.

Seems I put Sea Monster Sex as the search term, instead of Sea Monster Sex Book.

Let me just say, DON'T DO THAT

Don't tell me what to do!

 

[Endless_Night]

Don't tell me what to do!

I mean . . . at your own risk!!

Omg.

There is cartoon Sea Monster Porn.

CARTOON SEA MONSTER

I am now blind. *thunk*

 

[SassySheDevil]

I had a trying day, so did a little searching for weird cryptic sex book covers.

As I do.

Seems I put Sea Monster Sex as the search term, instead of Sea Monster Sex Book.

Let me just say, DON'T DO THAT

That's like when your parents tell you no. You must now instantly have to go do it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Emergency palette cleanser.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's like when your parents tell you no. You must now instantly have to go do it.

Don't do it, Sassy!

Save yourself!

Oh, man. So much for sleep. I am awake now.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I ended up wherever the gay tentacle porn is

It's intriguing

 

[Endless_Night]

I wandered into Hental or Hentale or Hentai.


I'm not sure how to spell and I'm not going back in there.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Don't do it, Sassy!

Save yourself!

Oh, man. So much for sleep. I am awake now.

I can't wait to hear about your dreams tomorrow.

 

[Endless_Night]

@hotwords229_A

This might be up your, ahem, alley.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I wandered into Hental or Hentale or Hentai.


I'm not sure how to spell and I'm not going back in there.

How hardcore is the hentai?

 

[Endless_Night]

I can't wait to hear about your dreams tomorrow.

Are you kidding? I have no intention of going to sleep.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Something tells me default might like this

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are you kidding? I have no intention of going to sleep.

The girl has to masturbate furiously to purge all this from her psyche!

 

[Endless_Night]

How hardcore is the hentai?

I did not stay long enough to answer this question.

I also don't know that I could judge the answer to this question.



I was outta there like the wind!

 

[Endless_Night]

The girl has to masturbate furiously to purge all this from her psyche!

Omg. Don't make it wooooooorse.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I did not stay long enough to answer this question.

I also don't know that I could judge the answer to this question.



I was outta there like the wind!

I was going to make a fart joke, but then the gay tentacle porn reloaded in my brain and they're inextricably linked now.

Side question; do y'all get farty after some back door action?

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg. Why are there never any questions in this thread I can answer.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Something tells me default might like this

How fitting. I just laughed too hard. We are currently refilling out hot tub.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I was going to make a fart joke, but then the gay tentacle porn reloaded in my brain and they're inextricably linked now.

Side question; do y'all get farty after some back door action?

Yes. Super sexy!
Don't mind my ass. It has a few things to say...

 

[Lady2020]

It's been my experience that a sad cock is universal, across all regions.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh! I don't think we've had giant sentient spider sex before.

Also, ewwww.

My brain is

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How fitting. I just laughed too hard. We are currently refilling out hot tub.

I expect an invite to the "housewarming"