Cock Talk

[dawn_of_night]

Alone in a hotel? It’s like mandatory isn’t it?

I thought so

You two are absolutely, the friends I was asking for.... Lol.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ho Tell



So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Both. When my kids were little I used to go to a hotel every month or so. I'd bring a book and a toy.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Depends. Sometimes if I'm not too tired.

Do hotels make you horny?

The hotels themselves no. What they do to my imagination. Yes.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

do I have faith in their cleaning. No. They don't clean every day anymore.
But I try not to think about it.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

No. I hate mirrors.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Open unless it's the bottom floor.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Close. But no.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

I shall not kiss and tell.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I shall not kiss and tell.

You should!

 

[SassySheDevil]

You should!

Hah. Let's just saw plenty of sex. I'm not afraid to be noisy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When my kids were little I used to go to a hotel every month or so. I'd bring a book and a toy

I totally read this wrong the first time.

I was trying to figure out why you were bringing your kid to a hotel with a book and a toy every month!

Now I get it.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hah. Let's just saw plenty of sex. I'm not afraid to be noisy.

I saw nothing, whatcha showing?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I saw nothing, whatcha showing?

Oops. Say

 

[Mei5ter]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Both, but I mainly stay in hotels for work, so that's always alone.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Occasionally
Sometimes
Quite often
Mostly
...er, yes.

Do hotels make you horny?

Yes. At home, there are always distractions. In the hotel, I don't find my mind wanders to whether I've unloaded the dishwasher, or the Laundry Pile of Inevitability. Most of those day-to-day libido suppressants aren't there in hotel rooms.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

So...this is kind of like a lingerie question. I like both sophisticated and cheap 'n' trashy in different ways. I normally stay in the kind of hotels where I don't have to worry about hygiene, but there's also something hot about going to a nasty hotel for nastier sex, so...no. Not an issue.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Oh yes. One of the best things about staying in a nice hotel alone is being able to take time over taking pics. Bathroom mirrors (see above) are definitely part of that. As are the floor to ceiling windows and all the lamps - you can get amazing lighting for hotel photoshoots. And you don't have to worry about toothpaste on mirrors, messy beds, piles of laundry, overflowing bathroom bins, or other domestic detritus. (I still remember one woman who used to post ampics she'd taken in her basement, where her backdrop was a stockpile of Brawny kitchen towel sufficient to last until the year 2135. I guess she was just a sucker for strong, soft and absorbent, but still).

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I like public sex, and I like being sexy in public, but it isn't appropriate to inflict my kinks on those who haven't consented to participate and likely don't want to. I don't particularly care if anyone catches an accidental glimpse, but other hotel guests don't necessarily want to see me naked.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

I dont like the DND button, because it sometimes seems unfriendly. Hotel staff have a tough job, and if they need to come in and do their thing, I try to let them. But some hotels send housekeeping to faff about in your room every half hour, to do lots of little things one at a time. I'd have thought that the same person who folds the end of the TP in the bathroom into the form of an origami Japanese crane could also put another apple in the fruit bowl, make up the bed, pop an unnecessary chocolate on the nightstand, and put out another 274 towels to go with the seventeen I've already used. But...evidently not, so interruptions can happen.

So yes. Once when I was undressing, and once when I was in the shower. And both are now role-play fantasy material with a partner who likes dressing up...

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

That I'll share publicly? I've broken a hotel bed, had sex in the shower in the old Waldorf Astoria, and had an extremely messy experiment with a chocolate fondue. That's all I'm revealing for free

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Depends I guess. Not as much solo travelling as I would have liked.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Absolutely!

Do hotels make you horny?

Having the time and the privacy to be horny makes me horny

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I used to work as a cleaner in several hotels when I was a student. I try not to think about it now

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Nope
I don't like mirrors.
Actually I don't like myself in mirrors to be more exact.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

It depends on where I am. If it's a room with a view I want the view. If it's the arse end of another building or something then I make my room into a cosy cocoon and just imagine I'm somewhere nice.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No but it's on my fantasy list. I'm fairly sure the reality would be awkward and utterly unsexy though.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Ones with big walk in showers are the most fun from my memories

 

[MedicalMuse]

Both, but I mainly stay in hotels for work, so that's always alone.

Occasionally
Sometimes
Quite often
Mostly
...er, yes.

Yes. At home, there are always distractions. In the hotel, I don't find my mind wanders to whether I've unloaded the dishwasher, or the Laundry Pile of Inevitability. Most of those day-to-day libido suppressants aren't there in hotel rooms.

This right here. Yes.

So...this is kind of like a lingerie question. I like both sophisticated and cheap 'n' trashy in different ways. I normally stay in the kind of hotels where I don't have to worry about hygiene, but there's also something hot about going to a nasty hotel for nastier sex, so...no. Not an issue.

Again, yes.

Oh yes. One of the best things about staying in a nice hotel alone is being able to take time over taking pics. Bathroom mirrors (see above) are definitely part of that. As are the floor to ceiling windows and all the lamps - you can get amazing lighting for hotel photoshoots. And you don't have to worry about toothpaste on mirrors, messy beds, piles of laundry, overflowing bathroom bins, or other domestic detritus. (I still remember one woman who used to post ampics she'd taken in her basement, where her backdrop was a stockpile of Brawny kitchen towel sufficient to last until the year 2135. I guess she was just a sucker for strong, soft and absorbent, but still).

It was me wasn’t it. Kidding
I’m not big on the photoshoot, but my god, if anyone gets a chance- the Harbor Inn in Boston- ask for a room with a big mirror. They are 8 feet tall and solidly built. Just sayin.

I like public sex, and I like being sexy in public, but it isn't appropriate to inflict my kinks on those who haven't consented to participate and likely don't want to. I don't particularly care if anyone catches an accidental glimpse, but other hotel guests don't necessarily want to see me naked.

What hotel? Leave the blinds open

I dont like the DND button, because it sometimes seems unfriendly. Hotel staff have a tough job, and if they need to come in and do their thing, I try to let them. But some hotels send housekeeping to faff about in your room every half hour, to do lots of little things one at a time. I'd have thought that the same person who folds the end of the TP in the bathroom into the form of an origami Japanese crane could also put another apple in the fruit bowl, make up the bed, pop an unnecessary chocolate on the nightstand, and put out another 274 towels to go with the seventeen I've already used. But...evidently not, so interruptions can happen.

So yes. Once when I was undressing, and once when I was in the shower. And both are now role-play fantasy material with a partner who likes dressing up...

That I'll share publicly? I've broken a hotel bed, had sex in the shower in the old Waldorf Astoria, and had an extremely messy experiment with a chocolate fondue. That's all I'm revealing for free

Chocolate fondue….

Huh. Maybe I should add that to my list.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Depends I guess. Not as much solo travelling as I would have liked.

Absolutely!

Having the time and the privacy to be horny makes me horny

I used to work as a cleaner in several hotels when I was a student. I try not to think about it now

Nope
I don't like mirrors.
Actually I don't like myself in mirrors to be more exact.

It depends on where I am. If it's a room with a view I want the view. If it's the arse end of another building or something then I make my room into a cosy cocoon and just imagine I'm somewhere nice.

No but it's on my fantasy list. I'm fairly sure the reality would be awkward and utterly unsexy though.

Ones with big walk in showers are the most fun from my memories

Yes. Yes they are

 

[BDA73]

Morning

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full

…yes, I think I’ll go with this reason. I like it.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

It feels like the ultimate luxury when I get to be in a hotel room by myself. I don’t travel for work very often. When I do, it’s the very infrequent conference.

It’s not only the room and the sheets and the mirrors and windows, but if I’m in a hotel room by myself, I have the valuable commodities- time and privacy.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Do hotels make you horny?

I mean, it isn’t a requirement…yet.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I haven’t stayed anywhere where the cleanliness has been a distraction in a long long time.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Yes. How wasteful not to! In fact, my most recent trip, I packed a separate bag of “wardrobe changes” to be sure that I made the most of this opportunity.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Curtains open. Just not a concern of mine.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

I use the DND sign and never had an issue. I know- so boring. I could make up a a story though?

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Let’s see.. I’ll just say that hotel rooms are great for costumes.

Sooooo many

I want to hear!

Both, but I mainly stay in hotels for work, so that's always alone.

Occasionally
Sometimes
Quite often
Mostly
...er, yes.

I’m shocked! Shocked!!

I’m not big on the photoshoot, but my god, if anyone gets a chance- the Harbor Inn in Boston- ask for a room with a big mirror. They are 8 feet tall and solidly built. Just sayin.
list.

Noted ;-)

 

[Bbl87]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Yep. Usually for work, though it's been rare. Usually have have the kids with us when we travel these days.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Pretty reliably yes, if I'm alone.

Do hotels make you horny?

Probably, but I pretty much always am so hard to tell.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Eh, its never bothered me.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I mean, I love the alternate viewing angle if shower fun goes down. However, that is rare as the wife is pretty opposed to shower sex.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I really don't care either way, if I close them its just so it's still dark when the sun comes up.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Nope.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

We've done the theme suites and couples hotels, so standard stuff with those.

One had a pool in the room, and I performed oral on her while she was floating on her back in the pool. That was fun!

One time on a work trip, did have some phone fun with a friend from here.

So nothing especially crazy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

yes, I think I’ll go with this reason. I like it.

I like that you like it.

One had a pool in the room, and I performed oral on her while she was floating on her back in the pool. That was fun!

How big was your room?!
Are you sure you were in a room and not just the hotel indoor pool?

 

[Bbl87]

I like that you like it.

How big was your room?!
Are you sure you were in a room and not just the hotel indoor pool?

Oh, they're huge suites that were expensive as hell. Only footed for the most expensive one once, it came complete with a water slide!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, they're huge suites that were expensive as hell. Only footed for the most expensive one once, it came complete with a water slide!

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Ah, yes. Some of my hotel fuckery has taken place in one of those. One of us may still have a butt scar from going down the waterside naked

And I got to cross off “sex swing” from my sexual bucket list

@Love_Is_Blonde, there's one hotel story for you!

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I love men, I love their bodies from head to toe. I have a special appreciation for hands--imagining a man running them over my body or touching himself is even better. But fuck do I love cock above all else. Touching it, licking it, feeling it inside of me. I love watching a man play with himself. Every man masturbates differently-- he might stroke with just a few fingers, or focus more on the head, or pay more attention to his balls. I love that variety.

My ideal cock...

I have no firm preference for shaved or not. I'd rather it not be a forest I can't get through, but generally hairy is fine and smooth is fine. Shaving certainly does show off the cock better, though.

Not any specific numbers for size preference--even a small cock can be gorgeous and tempting. But I do love a bigger cock, long and thick. And with an upward curve to hit all of the best places inside of me. I'm not a fan of the veiny look, I like smooth cocks.

I also love balls, especially if they're full and relatively smooth. They have to be in proportion to the cock, not too small. I love a prominent raphe along the underside of the balls and cock, it's really my favorite thing. I want to run my tongue along it and brush my fingers across it.

 

[Mei5ter]

Yes. How wasteful not to! In fact, my most recent trip, I packed a separate bag of “wardrobe changes” to be sure that I made the most of this opportunity.

And can I just say what an excellent decision of yours that was

No but it's on my fantasy list. I'm fairly sure the reality would be awkward and utterly unsexy though.

And this has got me thinking.

Specifically hotel-themed fantasies. Whether that's one (or more) people failing to see the DND sign, finding you in the middle of a personal moment and joining you...or disciplining a maid for sloppy (ahem) service, or even (in the case of @LadyLascivious1 ) needing a hot doctor to inspect her butt after a tragic water-slide related injury...

Any more that we can add to the list?

 

[Bbl87]

Ah, yes. Some of my hotel fuckery has taken place in one of those. One of us may still have a butt scar from going down the waterside naked

And I got to cross off “sex swing” from my sexual bucket list

@Love_Is_Blonde, there's one hotel story for you!

We didn't find the sex swing until we were packing to leave. I was so mad, haha.

And I definitely sprained my ankle going down the slide. My tall, dumb ass didn't tuck my legs when I went into the water, and that pool is definitely not deep. She was like, we just signed a fucking waiver. . I toughed it out though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, they're huge suites that were expensive as hell. Only footed for the most expensive one once, it came complete with a water slide!

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I have clearly made some poor hotel choices.

 

[Bbl87]

I have clearly made some poor hotel choices.

For the record, I'd never foot for that room again. Especially with where the price has gone with inflation. Oof.

But they have smaller rooms I might be able to bring myself to pay for, haven't been in years though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love men, I love their bodies from head to toe. I have a special appreciation for hands--imagining a man running them over my body or touching himself is even better. But fuck do I love cock above all else. Touching it, licking it, feeling it inside of me. I love watching a man play with himself. Every man masturbates differently-- he might stroke with just a few fingers, or focus more on the head, or pay more attention to his balls. I love that variety.

My ideal cock...

I have no firm preference for shaved or not. I'd rather it not be a forest I can't get through, but generally hairy is fine and smooth is fine. Shaving certainly does show off the cock better, though.

Not any specific numbers for size preference--even a small cock can be gorgeous and tempting. But I do love a bigger cock, long and thick. And with an upward curve to hit all of the best places inside of me. I'm not a fan of the veiny look, I like smooth cocks.

I also love balls, especially if they're full and relatively smooth. They have to be in proportion to the cock, not too small. I love a prominent raphe along the underside of the balls and cock, it's really my favorite thing. I want to run my tongue along it and brush my fingers across it.

This is like a Christmas Card to Cock.

 

[hotwords229_A]

For the record, I'd never foot for that room again. Especially with where the price has gone with inflation. Oof.

But they have smaller rooms I might be able to bring myself to pay for, haven't been in years though.

I may hang out by that hotel and wait for some hot lesbians interested in playing with a guy to invite me back to their room.

I’d still be paying for the room, but not with dollars.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Ho Tell

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Mostly with someone, but there was a solo week with picking up women at the club.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Sometimes, mostly I usually have some one to take care of those needs.

Do hotels make you horny?

The Lobby, the hallway, the adventure outside, but not the room itself.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

No, all my hotels were clean and I was focused on my mission

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Yes, I check myself our or her out or us together in the mirror. Mostly in a loving way, but sometimes in a pervy way

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Depends on who I'm with, I've actually had outside public sex, so don't mind being watched

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No, I usually leave them time in the afternoon to come by, I'm usually out and about or just a 1 nighty.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Sooooo many, wow. The best being my solo week at South Beach, having 3 nights of super sexy women at my disposal. What it is to be young again .