Cock Talk

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am the Walrus

You’ll always be the egg man to me!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You’ll always be the egg man to me!

In reality I am just a Nowhere Man.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

In reality I am just a Nowhere Man.

Making all your nowhere plans…or making migas?

 

[Bbl87]

I dont have the time or patience for an alt. Seems dumb and boring.

I feel like I don't have the memory to. Too much to keep straight when you're switching back and forth between 'em.

I have been accused of being someone's alt before though.

Huh…this thread isn’t in my usual rotation, but something called me to it tonight, and now I know what!

It really is a fun one. And not just because @MindYaBitness just added walruses to the random associations of things that can be arousing.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Making all your nowhere plans…or making migas?

Have not made the migas in forever. Probably need to change that.

 

[tmprip]

This thread will replace my previous misfire:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1548350

I feel I’ve done a lot of maturing in the last 24 hours cool and now I have a better idea of what I was trying to do. I imagine most people were put off by the ridiculous title of the last thread and (hopefully) this one will attract more interest.

“Cock Talk” will be about all things cock related (and the balls for good measure).

As a Cock Carrying Member (get it?) since birth I have spent a tremendous amount of time on my own penis. Playing with it, thinking about it, thinking with it and just having a ball blasting good time.

And yet, there is still so much I don’t know about Penises in general.

So let’s talk and learn, share and laugh, and marvel at the mighty dick. Let’s face it, they are of interest to every one of us. Whether it be your own, your SO, whether it be of flesh and blood or rubber latex, heart operated or battery operated—we all enjoy Captain Creamy and the Teste Twins (to some degree or another).

How the fuck did you get on your own penis?

 

[Bbl87]

How the fuck did you get on your own penis?

It takes some flexibility for sure.

 

[hotwords229_A]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/vG/m5/VpeprVEm5vG/259798-cowgirl-nicole-whitehead.jpg

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?
How do you dress to feel sexy?
What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?
Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?
What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?
Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

 

[tmprip]

It takes some flexibility for sure.

Flexibility? Diving intervention and copious amounts of alcohol is more like it. I know there was a"hey,hold my beer and watch this!" in there somewhere.

 

[tmprip]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/vG/m5/VpeprVEm5vG/259798-cowgirl-nicole-whitehead.jpg

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?
How do you dress to feel sexy?
What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?
Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?
What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?
Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

I do like cowboy hats and it looks sexy as fuck on you but personally there are just too many old boys in these parts sporting some of them to start getting me hot and bothered on it s own.
I d say a shortish sundress or my t shirt with nothing under for a woman.
A pair of old boots and a loud motorcycle for a man.

 

[Wand3rlust]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

I agree - looking good, @hotwords229_A - and you've even managed to hide your penis...

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

Erm. Not really. Being single maybe... ALL my clothing?...

How do you dress to feel sexy?

I wear great underwear. Then what's on top doesnt matter. Cos I know... (and anyone who I share with knows)... how good I look... and it gives me a kick.

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

I think the thing I like the most, is seeing the expression on their face thay they really really want ME. It doesn't matter what they wear. If they're a partner already, then... they already have my attention.

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

No. I dont wear panties. (I feel icky just typing that word). As for thongs/g strings/underwear.... generally yes. But it has been known for me to forget...

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

anything that shows the promise of what is underneath. It's not one particular thing ..

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

I don't have a partner.
But if anyone wants to put a hat on their cock.
Assless chaps.
Undone shirt and suit trousers.
Serving wench costume. (Love a heaving bosom)

 

[hotwords229_A]

I agree - looking good, @hotwords229_A - and you've even managed to hide your penis...

Thanks. It was really cold that day.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thanks. It was really cold that day.

Nipples not gonna lie...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nipples not gonna lie...

That’s not what was cold.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

Not at all what I thought you'd look like, but still hot

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

All my clothing? JK, not really. I just try my best to wear what I know be likes. I'm in a constant bid for his attention, so sticking with what he finds atreactive just bolsters my odds of getting some.

How do you dress to feel sexy?

I'm almost always wearing a matching set. Feel put together in my foundations makes me feel more confident with whatever I put on top.

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

Backwards ball cap, or there's these sleeveless shirts he wears to workout that I find quite intriguing

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

Usually, especially if it's hot outside. If I'm trying to get some, though, I'll excuse myself, and come bavk & tuck my chonies in his pocket.

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

It's not clothing, it's his demeaner, it's how he looks, his expression & focus on me. It's when I know he's into it, and I'm not just another task to be completed so he can move onto another conference call.

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

Nope. Naked is my favorite, and he seems willing to oblige

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?
Nothing specific.

Though I did just make a purchase that I think of as sexy.

How do you dress to feel sexy?
Nice lingerie always sets a tone. Silks in loungewear or nighties. On top, beauty of line and a palate of tonal colors that enhance my skin makes me feel expensive and elegant, which equates to feeling sexy.

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?
I have to agree with Wand3rlust's answer all the way.

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?
I am infamous for going pantiless with long skirts in the summer. It's hoooooooot down here.

Guy equivalent? Commando in jeans?

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?
I don't think I can narrow this to one specific piece. It can be so situation and person dependent.

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?
Not that I've run across yet.

Sorry hat enthusiasts.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

Me? Hell no. I almost always want to, but there is nothing I own, nor anything I think I could own, that would be able to convey I'm DTF. I don't have that kind of appeal.

How do you dress to feel sexy?

I don't understand the question. It's never happened.

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

This could be a long list. I don't know what it is about hats, but the various options can be hot in certain circumstances. A cowboy hat? Fuck me...
Wearing one of my button down shirts, or even one of her own - something enticing about that.
Certain jewelry, especially if it's slightly visible through clothing.
Usually, a sundress.

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

If I had a kilt I would not - is that an equivalent? I always wear undies for reasons.

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

Lingerie excluded, either a tie, cowboy hat, fuck-me boots, or a sun dress.

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

I think she'll wear anything I suggest. I'd be willing to dress to impress based on her desires.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It really is a fun one. And not just because @MindYaBitness just added walruses to the random associations of things that can be arousing.

Oh @MindYaBitness’s walrus pics have BEEN epic. They’re #2 on my top genres of Lit pics. The list is as follows:
1) Helicockters and dick tricks
2) @MindYaBitness‘s tusks
3) @SWR101’s corgis and @JustAnotherFlower’s Miss Donut
4) All the other sexy, lovable weirdos on Lit

 

[Bbl87]

Oh @MindYaBitness’s walrus pics have BEEN epic. They’re #2 on my top genres of Lit pics. The list is as follows:
1) Helicockters and dick tricks
2) @MindYaBitness‘s tusks
3) @SWR101’s corgis and @JustAnotherFlower’s Miss Donut
4) All the other sexy, lovable weirdos on Lit

I'm glad I make your listed as a lovable weirdo.

 

[Apisto42]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/vG/m5/VpeprVEm5vG/259798-cowgirl-nicole-whitehead.jpg

That’s a great hat.

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

Hah. No.

How do you dress to feel sexy?

Nakedly

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

Sundresses are sexy. One of my dress shirts and nothing else is top.

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?
What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?
Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

 

[Apisto42]

Similarly I was impressed with how this excited some of the boys...

Yeah, but we know how you feel about fellatio, so in the end, it just leaves me feeling disturbed.

Which is how you like it. Job well done.

I'm concerned I had to enlarge the pictoure to ascertaiun what that was.

Also that I used the word 'ascertaiun '.

FIFY

 

[lavendersilk]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

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https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/vG/m5/VpeprVEm5vG/259798-cowgirl-nicole-whitehead.jpg

That picture gets me in the mood.

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

Lingerie

How do you dress to feel sexy?

Tight clothing that shows a lot of cleavage and my legs.

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

These days it doesn’t take much.

Do you wear panties under your sundress?

Yes

(Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

Do you go commando under your tight jeans?

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

I think this varies... it can be something simple like a fitted suit, tight jeans and t-shirt, a pretty dress or short shorts and a tank top. I think women can get away with a lot more than men.

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

N/A

 

[hotwords229_A]

That picture gets me in the mood.

Which one, the girl or the guy?
Also, I didn’t know there was actually a real “Cum Fuck Me” hat.

Do you go commando under your tight jeans?

This seems incredibly uncomfortable. Tight jeans are bad enough, but free range cock under tight jeans—no thanks!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

Well sure, anything that is showing I’m putting in more effort than usual, right? So, that could mean some pretty lingerie, or maybe …oh, I don’t know…a cheerleader costume? Or possibly a dirndl. Or maybe my hair in braids does it for him. Or who knows what?

How do you dress to feel sexy?

My favorite jeans, good boots and purses. Accessories, earrings, bracelets. Just a little extra …

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

Nice dark jeans. A suit. Nothing. Something that he likes.

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

Sometimes?

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

Changing this answer
I don’t think anything can beat the LBD (little black dress). It’s a classic for a reason.

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

No. I’m very happy with sexy times.

 

[SixShooter14]

As you can see, I’m wearing my Cum-Fuck-Me hat.

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/vG/m5/VpeprVEm5vG/259798-cowgirl-nicole-whitehead.jpg

Do you have a piece of clothing that says “Let’s fuck”?

I have leather chaps (obviously crotch/ass-less) but never worn them without jeans

How do you dress to feel sexy?

Idk, i guess the closest is decently slim (but NOT skinny) jeans and a fairly tight Tshirt or something

What makes you horny to see worn on a partner?

Lol...what doesn't... But her in lingerie is exquisite!!

Do you wear panties under your sundress? (Is there a ‘guy equivalent’ to this question)?

Sweats/Shorts/PJs...and the answer is no

What do you consider to be the sexiest piece of clothing ever?

Way too much to mention

Is there something you want your partner to wear for sexy times that you have yet to be able to get them to wear?

As I mentioned....her in lingerie