Cock Talk

[Hornymwtxn]

POP QUIZ:
What supernatural questions haunt you?

If you could become a ghost who would you haunt?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If you could become a ghost who would you haunt?

While it might be fun to pick a particular person, I think it might get boring with just one person to haunt...

I think I'd like to be a ghost in a cool hotel -- maybe somewhere like New Orleans. So that I would have a wide variety of folks to haunt, and the people-watching would be most excellent!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

While it might be fun to pick a particular person, I think it might get boring with just one person to haunt...

I think I'd like to be a ghost in a cool hotel -- maybe somewhere like New Orleans. So that I would have a wide variety of folks to haunt, and the people-watching would be most excellent!

Good answer!

You could give people coitus interuptus.

 

[Apisto42]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

Sorry dudes, that is going in the bank. Not the spank bank, the money bank.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

Would the chip interfere with the ones already there from the NSA, CIA, FBI, M5, and the FSB? Heck, what’s one more right?

Or, is the probe ridged for my pleasure? That might be the deciding factor.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Imma going to go with ghost sex. I’ll just AirTag the important stuff and Bluetooth them to the chips in my head.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

What are my current viewing ratings from all the watchers at the security agencies and the aliens? Have they died from boredom yet?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I thought this belonged here

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014582013899284499

 

[lavendersilk]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

NMK

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

In the butt, big eyes!

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I would continue living there. Hot.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

I guess the ghost one technically...

 

[LostHorizon]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I have given this one some additional thought. What if it’s two lady Bigfoots doing the same thing. Maybe they wouldn’t be as embarrassed? Would respect for their privacy be any different?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I would not even think to record them. A violation of privacy is a violation of privacy.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

I would ask what benefit they get out of anally probing me; the options do not seem to be equitable. And if they are technologically advanced to the point they can make it to this hellhole, I doubt they'd need to implant a chip to study human behavior.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I'd figure out a way to communicate with them so I can ask why they keep hiding my stuff. And I'm not moving out of my home because of a ghost, especially if they seem harmless.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

None.

 

[TomTeacher19]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

If we're totally honest I'd probably go choice C and not share it with the world, but not delete it either

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

I feel like I'm not totally understanding this but I guess the anal probe because I don't really see the upside of aliens studying human behavior

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Absolutely continue living there.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Never watched that show. He's always Dean to me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Invisible people -- are they purely voyeurs, or do you think they like to interfere with the visible world?

According to my research, they spend the majority of their time in the women’s showers.
Otherwise, what’s the point of being invisible?

If you could become a ghost who would you haunt?

Good question.
Probably a dog shelter, I’m assuming the dogs could sense my presence and we could play together and hang out. I’m also assuming the women who work there are hot and I can grope them and they’ll assume the dog bumped them, or something.

I have given this one some additional thought. What if it’s two lady Bigfoots doing the same thing. Maybe they wouldn’t be as embarrassed? Would respect for their privacy be any different?

If they’re not embarrassed then I wouldn’t have a problem sharing the video for huge amounts of cash.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If we're totally honest I'd probably go choice C and not share it with the world, but not delete it either

Now I’m concerned, what are you doing with this video?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Now I’m concerned, what are you doing with this video?

Well I'm not ruling out the possibility that Bigfoot on Bigfoot porn might be a kink I just have not had the opportunity to unleash yet, but I was mostly thinking just saving it for potential financial gain down the road.

 

[EvaLane]

I’ve skimmed and here’s what I think -

If something is brave enough to fuck me, I’m brave enough to fuck it. Let’s go toe to toe, Mr. Bigfoot

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I’ve skimmed and here’s what I think -

If something is brave enough to fuck me, I’m brave enough to fuck it. Let’s go toe to toe, Mr. Bigfoot

Would you still be willing if you knew his nickname was Mr. Smalldick?

 

[EvaLane]

Would you still be willing if you knew his nickname was Mr. Smalldick?

The scale of what monsters may describe as small vs what a human describes as small are two very different scales

Besides, there are fingers, tongues… big, shiny leather shoes?

As always, I will make it work

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The scale of what monsters may describe as small vs what a human describes as small are two very different scales

Besides, there are fingers, tongues… big, shiny leather shoes?

As always, I will make it work

Atta girl!

I wasn't the only one clicking emojis in that post right?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The scale of what monsters may describe as small vs what a human describes as small are two very different scales

Besides, there are fingers, tongues… big, shiny leather shoes?

As always, I will make it work

Wasn’t the question about filming bigfeet porn? Not acting in it?

I suppose this escalation isn’t exactly surprising….we all appreciate a good “can-do” attitude. But still.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

No expectation of privacy in the woods. It’s going on YouTube.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

This is a concerningly specific binary. But yeah in the ass. Fuck surveillance space-capitalism.

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

I already misplace stuff all the time (yay ADHD). I fail to see the downside of staying.

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Why?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wasn’t the question about filming bigfeet porn? Not acting in it?

Maybe @EvaLane just wants to slip in between two guys. Lots of women have that fantasy.

 

[RickTango]

I’ve skimmed and here’s what I think -

If something is brave enough to fuck me, I’m brave enough to fuck it. Let’s go toe to toe, Mr. Bigfoot

Did you see Guillermo del Toro‘a Frankenstein? This made me think of it.
It’s brilliant. A story of father son relationships, of humanity, of love and desires.
A must see.

 

[EvaLane]

Maybe

Understatement, bigfoot time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Understatement, bigfoot time

What are your thoughts…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What are your thoughts…
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Are bad hobbits hard to break?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What are your thoughts…
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Fuck - Merry & Pippen (they are a team, right?)
Marry - Samwise
Kill - Frodo

Or did I misunderstand the question?

 

[Endless_Night]

This is a concerningly specific binary.

I already misplace stuff all the time (yay ADHD). I fail to see the downside of staying.

Note: I'm practicing using the correct finger.