Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

POP QUIZ:

If you recorded two Guy Bigfoots sucking each other off in the woods, but you could tell they were embarrassed at being caught, would you share it with the world or respect their privacy and delete the evidence?

I'd send it crypozoologists, wildlife behavioralist and primateologists.

If you were abducted by Aliens and they gave you the choice of having a chip implanted in you so they could study human behavior (no pain), or be anally probed one time (no pain), which would you choose?

Probe me once, and then leave me the hell alone!

If your home was haunted and the ghost constantly hid your stuff, but also provided mind blowing sex whenever you wanted it, would you move or continue living there (if you go public the ghost will stop all activities)?

Depends. Is he hiding my car keys by putting them on the counter when I left them on the table, or is he burying them in a box in the backyard? I'd put up with minor inconvenience for good sex, but malicious level stuff is not worth it

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Why? To all of it? I've had some supernatural experiences that scared the absolute be jeezus out of me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Depends. Is he hiding my car keys by putting them on the counter when I left them on the table, or is he burying then in a box in the backyard? It's put up with minor inconvenience for good sex, but malicious level stuff is not worth it

I think it’s just playful, not like he hid your car keys in another state, he just put them on the bathroom sink counter, or something.

Also, why are you assuming it’s a “he”.

Why? To all of it? I've had some supernatural experiences that scared the absolute be jeezus out of me!

Why the questions? Or why the supernatural at all?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think it’s just playful, not like he hid your car keys in another state, he just put them on the bathroom sink counter, or something.

Also, why are you assuming it’s a “he”.

Because I like guys, so in any hypothetical I assume its a guy and I'm guessing that even in the afterlife, lesbians are not going to waste their time trying to change a straight lady

Why the questions? Or why the supernatural at all?

Why supernatural at all? Just be invisible/unperceivable, or be part of society. Quit this wishy washy, sometimes here, sometimes not, creepy stalker non-sense. It's scary!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Because I like guys, so in any hypothetical I assume its a guy and I'm guessing that even in the afterlife, lesbians are not going to waste their time trying to change a straight lady

Why supernatural at all? Just be invisible/unperceivable, or be part of society. Quit this wishy washy, sometimes here, sometimes not, creepy stalker non-sense. It's scary!

You’re assuming ghosts get to choose. Maybe there is a lesbian ghost stuck in your house and she wants some sexy time. Plus, maybe she died in a sexy vibrator accident so that part’s covered too!

 

[hotwords229_A]

What supernatural questions haunt you?

Are mermaids really great at giving blowjobs? Because vaginal sex with all those scales seems like it would be the equivalent of sticking your dick in a cheese grater.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You’re assuming ghosts get to choose. Maybe there is a lesbian ghost stuck in your house and she wants some sexy time. Plus, maybe she died in a sexy vibrator accident so that part’s covered too!

Lesbian ghosts, dying from a vibrator accident!?! How big was that dildo?

You do have an active imagination I'll say

 

[Endless_Night]

Are mermaids really great at giving blowjobs? Because vaginal sex with all those scales seems like it would be the equivalent of sticking your dick in a cheese grater.

Not these mermaids.

#teeth

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not these mermaids.

#teeth

But she’s wearing a top.
It’s not a mermaid if she isn’t topless.
My rules.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Are mermaids really great at giving blowjobs?

How long can they hold their breath?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’re assuming ghosts get to choose. Maybe there is a lesbian ghost stuck in your house and she wants some sexy time. Plus, maybe she died in a sexy vibrator accident so that part’s covered too!

Let's hope that vibrator was a strap-on

 

[hotoldrguy]

How long can they hold their breath?

hmmm they breathe water and that is a liquid so could they breathe cum?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are mermaids really great at giving blowjobs? Because vaginal sex with all those scales seems like it would be the equivalent of sticking your dick in a cheese grater.

Have very you seen The Shape of Water? If imagine they have a way to move some scales our of the way to give you safe passage to their, um, passage

 

[Endless_Night]

But she’s wearing a top.
It’s not a mermaid if she isn’t topless.
My rules.

That's not the mermaid pictured, Oh One That Only Glances at Pictures.

It's a girl being attacked by a mermaid.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Have very you seen The Shape of Water? If imagine they have a way to move some scales our of the way to give you safe passage to their, um, passage

OK that was funny but had nothing to do with mermaids

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have very you seen The Shape of Water? If imagine they have a way to move some scales our of the way to give you safe passage to their, um, passage

I have. But that was a merdude. I don’t remember the scales moving.

That's not the mermaid pictured, Oh One That Only Glances at Pictures.

It's a girl being attacked by a mermaid.

Oh, now I see it. Yeah, that’s hot. She seems like she’s enjoying something below the frame.

 

[MindYaBitness]

OK that was funny but had nothing to do with mermaids

But it did have sea creature sex, and explained the mechanics of it, as only a mute woman can!

 

[hotoldrguy]

But it did have sea creature sex, and explained the mechanics of it, as only a mute woman can!

nope the link went to a tik tok vid of a guy driving yelling at hi ex and losing his wheel

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have. But that was a merdude. I don’t remember the scales moving.

Oh, now I see it. Yeah, that’s hot. She seems like she’s enjoying something below the frame.

She explained how he sort of move scales out of the way to reveal his swampman stiffy, like a fishy jack-in-the-box. I'd assume melody sex is similar... unless getting your Hammer of Thor skinned is part of your kink, im which case, carry on

 

[MindYaBitness]

nope the link went to a tik tok vid of a guy driving yelling at hi ex and losing his wheel

Lol, wrong link! I'll fix it

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But it did have sea creature sex, and explained the mechanics of it, as only a mute woman can!

So do I have to know ASL to get the most out of that movie?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So do I have to know ASL to get the most out of that movie?

Lol, no, not at all. It's a great film, very well done.

 

[hotoldrguy]

So I am still confused after watching the trailer. Is it a mermaid or a merman. Looks more like a merman and if so does he a a scaley cock?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Lol, no, not at all. It's a great film, very well done.

Just looked and an audio book is available. The film was not but maybe I could find where it is streaming

 

[hotoldrguy]

Just looked and an audio book is available. The film was not but maybe I could find where it is streaming

I think it is on Apple plus and Amazon but I think you have to pay to watch

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I think it is on Apple plus and Amazon but I think you have to pay to watch

I rejected seeing it when it was in theaters because of the title alone but if you peeps say it is good enough for a view...