onehitwanda
Venatrix Lacrimosal
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promises, promises.Whatever your heart desires
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promises, promises.Whatever your heart desires
The voting stars are not being displayed so I will give my rating here: 5*.
You described two hurting people with gentleness and skill, while showing that redemption is possible even for a despicable bastard like her father.
Discreet not discrete. They're two different words. The language is a tad grandiloquent.
Haha! I once got admonished for using "unsexiest", which apparently was amplified by using "coquettish" in the same story. According to Anonymous, it lent my story "an obnoxious quality". Whatever that means.
I'm just glad I threw Anonymous a bone with which to beat me. I'd be sorry if all that they could come up was that I'm a pompous, pontificing baboon with an overinflated opinion of herself.Haha! I once got admonished for using "unsexiest", which apparently was amplified by using "coquettish" in the same story. According to Anonymous, it lent my story "an obnoxious quality". Whatever that means.
Pontificing? Is that like, papal assassination? Pontiff-icing?I'm just glad I threw Anonymous a bone with which to beat me. I'd be sorry if all that they could come up was that I'm a pompous, pontificing baboon with an overinflated opinion of herself.
I am irritated over discreet/discrete though; I do know the difference. I'm now suspicious of my spell-checker.
[Sir David Attenborough voice] "The female of the Literotica baboon attracts her prey by overinflating her opinion of herself."I'm just glad I threw Anonymous a bone with which to beat me. I'd be sorry if all that they could come up was that I'm a pompous, pontificing baboon with an overinflated opinion of herself.
no, it's when you make a particularly gaudy cake and cover it with cardinal red butter icing.Pontificing? Is that like, papal assassination? Pontiff-icing?
You're thinking of pontifexing.Pontificing? Is that like, papal assassination? Pontiff-icing?
I'd need to patch my opinion with some glue and tape first after Anonymous's lacerating ministrations![Sir David Attenborough voice] "The female of the Literotica baboon attracts her prey by overinflating her opinion of herself."
is it pontiflexing if they're really buff?You're thinking of pontifexing.
How I now imagine @onehitwanda's creative process.[Sir David Attenborough voice] "The female of the Literotica baboon attracts her prey by overinflating her opinion of herself."
Whatever works for her...
I thought that was called 'pontifaking.'And when you rig the election for the next pope, it's called pontifixing.
Discreet not discrete. They're two different words. The language is a tad grandiloquent.
I've been visited by that specific commenter, with that specific comment multiple times.
Ask Jude Law.is it pontiflexing if they're really buff?
I think a certain commenter might have been memorising their "Word of the Day" toilet paper.But, I'm a little put out that I was not told my language was grandiloquent...
By eating it.I think a certain commenter might have been memorising their "Word of the Day" toilet paper.
Don't try this at home kids, it rarely works.By eating it.