Dear Chemgirl (Abby)

[Bry1313]

Wanna be my agent? All enquiries through @lakesailer_mi Hehe

 

[Wand3rlust]

< swoon > I don't think I've ever wanted you more.
Or is that before?... or at all?

I get confused..

 

[crazychemgirl]

Abby’s PM’s are open and awaiting advice requests!

 

[BrendaBear]

You should have anyway

 

[Indie]

It's a Hard Knob Life,

Got it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear ChemGirl,
Please help. I see all the other litsters moaning. bragging about being inundated with dick pics yet I never receive the dick pic.

The dick pic is as elusive as the Loch Ness monster. So elusive that maybe I’m wondering if the dick pic is in fact a gimmick of the Lit marketing team, inspired by the Scottish folklore, dreamt up only to drawer in the sex tourism. The Cock Ness Monster if you will.

Or could it be I am a dick pic deterrent, I repel the dick pic like a yeast infection?

Please Dear Chemgirl tell me what it is, yeasty or beasty?

How does one achieve the dream of a box full of dicks?

-Dick Picless Downunder


Dear Dick Picless Downunder,
I cannot imagine a world where you are are a dick pic repellant … it’s just not possible. My guess is that you are not letting the cocks know you are ready, willing and able to accept all the dick pics your inbox could hold. I suggest you create a thread where you post about your desire, nay, your hunger for all the dicks! … let those peckers know you want all of them in your mouth PM’s.
I guarantee before long you will be drowning in dick pics… just remember to come up for air once in awhile.

 

[BrendaBear]

…. The Cock Ness Monster if you will.…

 

[WerdNerd]

Dear Chemgirl,
I am seeking advice on a little problem Im having on Lit. I have become a full time resident of the “friend zone” here. In fact so much so that I may be the last person to even get a tickle from @WerdNerd. Not that the good folks of Lit don’t make lovely friends but as a full time resident of the Hen House, it’s hard to find a way to get my freak on when the ladies just want to sip the tea and dish with me. How do I break free?

-Boneless in Bemidji


Dear Boneless in Bemidji,
Despite the obvious benefits of being in the inner sanctum of women, I can understand you’re in desperate need of some e-bone action. I would recommend when you encounter a woman on lit you are interested in, that you immediately send her a cock shot to her via PM … with no explanation besides maybe, “you like that, bitch?!” …, cuz we all know women go for the assholes.
As well, always treat her with aloofness and don’t pay too much attention to her in the threads.. always leave her wanting more.
Beyond that, if you are still having trouble getting some lady action on lit, I would recommend posting many (and I mean MANY) photos of your cock in AmPics .. as well as action shots or video of you masturbating to pony porn. Girls love that.

Hey Boneless, keep my name out of this. I'm not your punch line but I have a pretty good idea why you keep striking out.

 

[WerdNerd]

lmao … oh yeah?

"Oh yeah" what?

 

[BrendaBear]

"Oh yeah" what?

Oh yeah, sir??

 

[WerdNerd]

You the advice giver now?

Yes I am if some sad dipshit is going to be making demeaning jokes at my expense and you playing along doesn't show you in a very good light either if you want some more advice just for yourself. Behind all of these screen names are people some folks here seem to forget that.

 

[BrendaBear]

How was it demeaning? … if that’s how you took it, I’m sorry…. But I guarantee that’s not how it was intended.
I’m a bit offended you think that someone would be purposefully mean to you and that I would not only allow it but play along.

I thought it was all meant in fun, and out of respect. I apologize for my “sir” joke as well if it was in any way interpreted as anything other than meant to be funny.

 

[WerdNerd]

How was it demeaning? … if that’s how you took it, I’m sorry…. But I guarantee that’s not how it was intended.
I’m a bit offended you think that someone would be purposefully mean to you and that I would not only allow it but play along.

I don't have to explain that to you. If I say I found the joke to be demeaning then you should respect that and not try to turn it back on me like I'm the problem.
And of course you're offended because I called you out for playing along with an insulting joke like it's all good fun. Been there, done that, and I don't put up with that kind of shit anymore.

 

[WerdNerd]

Fair enough. Cheers to you.

The upside is now I know what kind of person you are.

 

[crazychemgirl]

don’t forget … I’m also interested in follow-ups on how the advice has changed your life.

 

[BrendaBear]

don’t forget … I’m also interested in follow-ups on how the advice has changed your life.

Um… is fictional wreckage and ruin acceptable? Asking for a friend...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Um… is fictional wreckage and ruin acceptable? Asking for a friend...

Of course!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear ChemGirl,
Please help. I see all the other litsters moaning. bragging about being inundated with dick pics yet I never receive the dick pic.

The dick pic is as elusive as the Loch Ness monster. So elusive that maybe I’m wondering if the dick pic is in fact a gimmick of the Lit marketing team, inspired by the Scottish folklore, dreamt up only to drawer in the sex tourism. The Cock Ness Monster if you will.

Or could it be I am a dick pic deterrent, I repel the dick pic like a yeast infection?

Please Dear Chemgirl tell me what it is, yeasty or beasty?

How does one achieve the dream of a box full of dicks?

-Dick Picless Downunder


Dear Dick Picless Downunder,
I cannot imagine a world where you are are a dick pic repellant … it’s just not possible. My guess is that you are not letting the cocks know you are ready, willing and able to accept all the dick pics your inbox could hold. I suggest you create a thread where you post about your desire, nay, your hunger for all the dicks! … let those peckers know you want all of them in your mouth PM’s.
I guarantee before long you will be drowning in dick pics… just remember to come up for air once in awhile.

I think 'yeasty or beasty' might just be my favourite saying ever. Now trying to figure out how I can shoehorn this into my everyday convo...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think 'yeasty or beasty' might just be my favourite saying ever. Now trying to figure out how I can shoehorn this into my everyday convo...

This anon had the absolute best lingo … I’m 100% going to steal some of it.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The dick pic is as elusive as the Loch Ness monster. So elusive that maybe I’m wondering if the dick pic is in fact a gimmick of the Lit marketing team, inspired by the Scottish folklore, dreamt up only to drawer in the sex tourism. The Cock Ness Monster if you will.

The dick pic was created by Big Dicks to sell more dick.

 

[StillRain]

The dick pic was created by Big Dicks to sell more dick.

I’m pretty sure Dick Picless Downunder would also accept Small Dick pics.

Just a hunch.

 

[BrendaBear]

The dick pic was created by Big Dicks to sell more dick.

Wait, what? Is there money to be made in selling dick?

 

[StillRain]

Wait, what? Is there money to be made in selling dick?

What rock have you been living under?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Wait, what? Is there money to be made in selling dick?

Not in Nevada, apparently.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not in Nevada, apparently.

Frankly, there are so many dicks in Nevada the law of supply and demand says they have zero value. Southern and northern Nevada has an abundance of dick.