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Dear Wet Spot Litster,

I knew you were going to be a granny, but damn, I didn't know I'd need to send you the Depends coupons...:D

Signed,
A Coupon Mom Litster
 
Dear wet spot lister

Ok. I'll get the Saran Wrap ready. I'll have to pick up gloves so give me a good lead time. ;):D:devil:

Dexter ish lister
 
MsTexas said:
Dear Litsters That Posted and PM'd

You all have brought a much needed smile to my face, for that, I thank you.

To those of you who have never spoken to me before today, thank you for your kind words. It's nice to know that there really are some nice people here on Lit. I do want to say that I look forward to getting to know you all.

I just want to say a couple of things ...

People on Lit really do need to remember that there are real people with real feelings on the other end of these black and white words that we type. My typing skills are but a very SMALL SMALL part of who I am. I am a Mother, soon to be Grandmother, I am a friend, a lover, a hard worker but most of all I am ME. I've been told that people would be boring if everyone liked them. I thought about that ALL day .... It's true!

Cowslinger ... I luv ya man!

Teary Eyed Texas Litster
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You're not getting my Bud Lite Ms T!!!!!!


Im pretty sure more people think Im an asshole than you...you're a freakin light weight!!!!:kiss:
 
Dear Teary Eyed Texas Litster,

I think we should throw an orgy, you know to celebrate. Anybody? :D

Signed always ready to throat punch Litster. :kiss:
 
MsTexas said:
Dear Litsters That Posted and PM'd

You all have brought a much needed smile to my face, for that, I thank you.

To those of you who have never spoken to me before today, thank you for your kind words. It's nice to know that there really are some nice people here on Lit. I do want to say that I look forward to getting to know you all.

I just want to say a couple of things ...

People on Lit really do need to remember that there are real people with real feelings on the other end of these black and white words that we type. My typing skills are but a very SMALL SMALL part of who I am. I am a Mother, soon to be Grandmother, I am a friend, a lover, a hard worker but most of all I am ME. I've been told that people would be boring if everyone liked them. I thought about that ALL day .... It's true!

Cowslinger ... I luv ya man!

Teary Eyed Texas Litster
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Dear teary eyed Litster,

So I'm late to the party here. Doesn't mean I don't care. At least I got here. And came when I could. Hmmm that sounds funny the way I wrote it huh? :rolleyes:

You have more than enough friends that matter. Even Cowslinger!

The others damned sure don't matter.

:kiss:

Signed, the traveling gnome Litster...
 
Dear Litster,

I'm nervous about the what if's...but if you don't try you don't know!

Thinking it might be worth a shot Litster
 
TongueLust said:
Dear Teary Eyed Texas Litster,

I think we should throw an orgy, you know to celebrate. Anybody? :D

Signed always ready to throat punch Litster. :kiss:
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Dear throat punch Litster,

For said orgy, I've got your 'throat punch' baby!

Just sayin... ;)

Signed, anybody Litster
 
Dear Owl Litster,

Check your pocket ...even if you just did it, check again.

Then again..

...ad infinitum...

Ugly Duckling Litster

:heart:
 
MsTexas said:
Dear Litsters That Posted and PM'd

You all have brought a much needed smile to my face, for that, I thank you.

To those of you who have never spoken to me before today, thank you for your kind words. It's nice to know that there really are some nice people here on Lit. I do want to say that I look forward to getting to know you all.

I just want to say a couple of things ...

People on Lit really do need to remember that there are real people with real feelings on the other end of these black and white words that we type. My typing skills are but a very SMALL SMALL part of who I am. I am a Mother, soon to be Grandmother, I am a friend, a lover, a hard worker but most of all I am ME. I've been told that people would be boring if everyone liked them. I thought about that ALL day .... It's true!

Cowslinger ... I luv ya man!

Teary Eyed Texas Litster
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Dear Sexy Texy...

Told you many times what I think...now do you believe me?

Now c'mere and snuggle...

:kiss::kiss:
 
Dear Litster who may or may not what to heed my advice,

The Beatles (who broke up 42 years ago today) sang, "and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." As a reminder...it could also be, "and in the end the hate you take is equal to the hate you make."

What goes around comes around.

~ BBB
 
cowslinger64 said:
You're not getting my Bud Lite Ms T!!!!!!


Im pretty sure more people think Im an asshole than you...you're a freakin light weight!!!!:kiss:
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Dear You Might Be Right On That One Litster,

I don't think you're an asshole.

You might be a dillhole, though.

Sincerely,
If You're Gonna Open The Door I'm Gonna Walk Through It Litster
 
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BradBigBrain said:
Dear Litster who may or may not what to heed my advice,

The Beatles (who broke up 42 years ago today) sang, "and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." As a reminder...it could also be, "and in the end the hate you take is equal to the hate you make."

What goes around comes around.

~ BBB
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I agree with your statement but ...

I did not create this hatred towards me and I firmly believe that what goes around comes around.

Those will get shat they deserve ...
 
MsTexas said:
I agree with your statement but ...

I did not create this hatred towards me and I firmly believe that what goes around comes around.

Those will get shat they deserve ...
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Dear Mis-spelling Litster,

ROFLMAO!! Oh, MsT, that is a glorious typo! :D:D:D

Rolling-around-crying Litster
 
Jett_73 said:
*sighs*

Dear Slinger,

If MsT is a lite-weight then, by definition, she probably has your Bud Lite.

Then again, maybe that's cause this ale's more your style ... :D:D

Love your work, mate. Love your work. Keep it up, CS. ;)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H4IFXtiiNV8/THWA6SyalqI/AAAAAAAAAF4/s2JCCjFXVRk/s1600/FUArrogantBastard.jpg
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Dearest Mr. Jett

I'm kind of enjoying the word haughty as a synonym for arrogance, and from this point forward it is a word I will associate with 'Slinger. Which makes me giggle. :D

Too Silly To Make Sense In The Morning Litster
 
Dear Silly in the Morning,

I'm thinking "Supercilious Slut Slapper" fits better..
:D

Signed,
A Haughty Hottie
aka "The Condescending Cunt"
 
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