Dear Litster...

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Hottie -

How do I go about getting one of those clever titles?

Lacking Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Lacking,

Hmm, I don't know...Me heap big goober...
You lettum me think LOOOONNNNGGG WHILE...
When moon crosses over Big Rock.., me have-um you new name...


Signed, Really had too much coffee this morning....

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Too Much Coffee,

Ow ow ow, quit it, it hurts to giggle. *gigglesnort*

Enfeebled Litster

 

[OxfordDon]

Dear amazing Litser...


You are perfect for me...just perfect...

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Disappearing Litster,
I guess my being here for you for the last 3 years has been a joke. Apparently you've been just using me for a distraction or something. Perhaps I should be moving along. Obviously you don't need me.

I may be a slut but I've got feelings Litster

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear Wise Litster,

It's no fun to play when you're sleeping!

Signed,

Rosie on the other side litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Wise Litster,

It's no fun to play when you're sleeping!

Signed,

Rosie on the other side litster

Dear Rosie

I'm not sleeping yet!

Close but no cigar

 

[raiguy]

Dear Mama Bear,


Why don't you talk to your cub anymore?

Signed,
Sad and lonely cub

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear Mama Bear,


Why don't you talk to your cub anymore?

Signed,
Sad and lonely cub

Dear Cub,

Don't be sad and lonely! Mama Bear still loves you!


Regretfully neglectful mama bear.

 

[raiguy]

Mama Bear,

Are you going to be on long enough to talk?!

Hopeful cub

 

[Littlebitofme]

My Dear Lister,
You give me many reasons to smile. You cause the sun to shine within me. I can't believe how I feel when I think of you....

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Bestest Litster

You always give the warmest and fuzziest of warm-fuzzies. I don't pretend to know why you care but I'm so glad you do. You're such a support for me, even though you're so far away. I spend way too much time trying to come up with ways to make you smile or laugh.

Thanks for all you do for me.

Your Precious Not-Goin'-Anywhere Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Well, that's always nice to know.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Sunny Litster,
I miss your phone calls. You should call me when you've got a few
Still hangin' around Litster


Dear MIA Cuddler Litster,
I love you
Gamblin' Cuddler Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Dangerously Sexy Litster,

My dance card has a permanent place for you.

Signed,
Loves the Way You Dance

 

[southerncharm77]

Dear Lister,

When I look into your eyes I see the best of what I can be. You see me for who I am and not what I was. You shine like the mid day sun and brighten my day every time you enter my presence. Thank you for being you.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Absent Cuddles Litster,
I could really use a massage, you know, a normal one.. My friend and I walked into what we thought was going to be a lovely day spa... but they told us they only served men. I was sad, the one chick had great boobs.
So that's why the windows were covered Litster

 

[EbersMoll]

Dear Taking each year at a time Litster,

But when you laugh and sing in glad delight,
my soul is lifted upward to the light.
Laugh and be glad for all that life is giving
and I, though dead, will share your joy in living.

With fond thoughts,

Floating on the river of time Litster.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Muley Litster,

I think I need one like this for my desk next...

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz3/newbiebabe/be538ad5-a18c-4bf8-bffa-1354352f7d9d_zps299d8879.jpg

Missing you Mulette Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

you TEASE!

Don't work too hard now....

With squeezy hugs,

A Litster who's always happy to see you

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear 6 cups Litster,

Thanks for your kindness and the good thoughts. I appreciate you.

I'm also eager to learn more if you're willing to share.

With warmth,

The doomed Litster whose heart rules her head

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear mischievous Litster with the soft brown eyes,

stay extraordinary.

With love and silly thoughts of a salad bowl,

Your fellow displaced Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear thinking it was a good idea Litster

So you're wanking. And I'm supposed to care about this why, exactly?

Seen it already Litster

 

[Hosebloke]

You should be more caring

 

[JennyNo1]

You should be more caring

I might if he gave me a clue what he was wanking about!!