babydoll2u
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Joey3308 said:
LOL......
DLL's anything goes thread
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LOL......
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I FINALLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just felt like yelling it out somewhere
Sorry, just felt like yelling it out somewhere
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Jedi_Princess said:I FINALLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just felt like yelling it out somewhere
Congratulations to you!
Or is that congratulations to him?
Ah to hell with it. Congrats to you both!!!
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romanticdrifter said:
lol thanks, definatly congratulations to me though, he's not to smart obviously hehehehe i managed to trick him
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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Bear Alert
The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers,
hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the
alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone area.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.
They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with
a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
People should especially avoid areas that show signs of grizzly bear activity.
Some signs include bear droppings.
People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
grizzly bear droppings.
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly
squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper
spray.
The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers,
hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the
alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone area.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.
They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with
a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
People should especially avoid areas that show signs of grizzly bear activity.
Some signs include bear droppings.
People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and
grizzly bear droppings.
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly
squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper
spray.
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Joey3308 said:
OMG that would be a hard choice to make, lol....
so MANY butt-ugly ones!
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Jedi_Princess said:lol thanks, definatly congratulations to me though, he's not to smart obviously hehehehe i managed to trick him
LOL... well congrats anyway!
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Joining the Church.
A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told
them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
Church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
the husband obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.
The Reverend asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer,we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,
reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When
she
bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with
her right then and there" admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the Reverend.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head.
"We're not welcome at the hardware store either."
A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told
them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
Church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
the husband obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.
The Reverend asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer,we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,
reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When
she
bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with
her right then and there" admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the Reverend.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head.
"We're not welcome at the hardware store either."
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Congrats to you JP.
Come on girl. DLL and I are waiting for details!
Come on girl. DLL and I are waiting for details!
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DLL said:HI TnT.....want a cup of coffee while we wait????
Would love a cup. Pulls up a chair and has a seat.
Thanks.
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tall_n_tight said:
Ladies kissing and telling?
I don't believe it!
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I wanna know too....
details girls... DETAILS!
details girls... DETAILS!
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DLL said:Congrats JP on the new beau
so sista tell me all about him.....
grabs a diet pepsi and sits on the couch
um.....actually nevermind, i was wrong
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Jedi_Princess said:
ut oh... sorry to hear that hun
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babydoll2u said:ut oh... sorry to hear that hun
me too
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CtGuy99 said:Jedi...
now how the heck does that happen....
Come to Connecticut.. I will console you!
C
ps - heard he was a jerk anyway!!!!
It's my fault, I screwed up
And he is not a jerk, he's a great guy
