Dream's 203 ways to Drive a man Wild in Bed

[~Dream~]

ways 21-23

way no.21-Ask Him to share his fantasies with you.Listen attentively anddont beshocked at anything he says or you'll frighten him off. Sharing each other's fantasies is a terribly intimate,revealing and erotic act..So be tender and understanding
when he bares his sexual soul to you..Then tell him how much his fantasy turns you and ask if he minds acting it out with you.unless he's painfully inhibited,he'll be thrilled you want his dream to come true.


way no.22-Place erotic prints, elegant , sexy photos, and sensuous statuettes in strategic locations in your bedroom,then draw his attention to them at crucial moments. Maybe THAT position would be fun ..


way no. 23-indulge in flora, lots of plants in the bedroom make a man feel he is in the jungle, and so should bring out his more primitive instincts Cut flowers will create romance that will please both the eyes and the nose..

 

[va_angel2u]

what happened to this thread?? I was taking major notes. Please give more suggestions.


VA

 

[~Dream~]

sorry v..

i took a lil break ,lol

ways no .24&25..


way 24-Afur throw ,or a thick soft rug is very sensuous to naked bodies,all fabrics in the bedroom should invite the touch,smooth silk or satin ,rich velvet..fluffy pillows , cozy comforters ,all these invite his touchon your silky skin..

way 25-Play sensuous background music.Find out whether his tastes run to classical ,soft rock ,country ,or maybe thesounds of the ocean and make a continuous tape that you can put on and leave on for awhile..after that focus your attention on Him ,Not the music..

 

[va_angel2u]

Re: sorry v..

i took a lil break ,lol

ways no .24&25..


way 24-Afur throw ,or a thick soft rug is very sensuous to naked bodies,all fabrics in the bedroom should invite the touch,smooth silk or satin ,rich velvet..fluffy pillows , cozy comforters ,all these invite his touchon your silky skin..

way 25-Play sensuous background music.Find out whether his tastes run to classical ,soft rock ,country ,or maybe thesounds of the ocean and make a continuous tape that you can put on and leave on for awhile..after that focus your attention on Him ,Not the music..

No problem. I just need all the help I can get at times. LOL.

VA

 

[~Dream~]

i hear ya gf

**dont we all? lol post more later tonite or tomorrow,promise

 

[yuppietowngirl]

What we should do...is write some of these up...as coupons. And add them to our lover's stocking *s*

Been done before...but these are brilliant ideas *s* that you have found ~Dream~ so I think they would make an excellant coupon book. And the other ones as surprises *w*

 

[~Dream~]

wow.. what an Excellent

idea sweety ,ty for the thought

 

[~Dream~]

ways 26 and 27 ..

way 26-Scent the room or the sheets lightly with a musky or flowery perfume, depending upon his preference. Everything else should smell fresh and clean.Once he begins to associate that particular scent with your lovemaking ,you can start using it judiciously at other times and places..It'll put him in the mood immediately.


way27-Always have some chilled wine ready for before,during , and after sex sipping. fresh fruit is a refreshing appetizer for the next sexual course and can become a playtoy as well.For an occasional treat prepare a 'bed picnic' using only finger foods...

 

[Lancecastor]

There must be 50 ways to....

30. Offer him a lot of unsolicited advice and criticism.

31. If you see him doing something the wrong way rush right over and tell him the right way to do it.

32. Be really controlling in an effort to improve him and tell him it's for his own good.

33. If you need to have a relationship discussion do it while he's trying to watch his favourite team on t.v. or while he's tinkering with his stereo or computer, then act hurt when he doesn't respond favourably.

34. If he distances himself emotionally or clams up, make sure you chase him.

35. Be increasingly clingy and demanding.

36. Repeatedly ask him things like "What's wrong?" and then refuse to believe him when he says "Nothing".

37. Let your insecurities lead you to imagine the worst.


38. If he offers to help or do something be sure to let him know that it's "too little, too late" and make him feel like an ass for offering in the first place.

39. Remember what your mother told you... martyrdom assures you a place in heaven.

40. Criticize him in a really judgemental way.

41. Ask a lot of rhetorical questions that start like this "How could you... blah blah blah".

42. Chastize him using the same tone of voice that his mother used and do it in public if possible.

43. Make sure you argue your point and don't stop until you get him to admit that he's wrong.

44. Or say nothing directly but drop hints and then get pissed off when he doesn't clue in.

45. Accuse him of doing things to upset you on purpose.

46. Accuse him of just pretending not to know what he did wrong.

47. And finally, accuse him of pretending not to know why you're upset.

48. Blame, blame, blame

49. Parade your old lovers around

50. Start fights and goad him to defend you.

 

[~Dream~]

Lance...

When I want youradvice either I WILL A) PULL ON YOUR CHAIN ..OR B)LET YOU outta yourcage long enuf to answer as for your opinions ,they blow as hard as you do ,keep on blowin Castor ,if you're really lucky yo mamy even Blow yourself"!! Rof

 

[Lancecastor]

Dreemway #51

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[~Dream~]

awwww the sweet feeling of ignore

gee thanks for the *bump* Lance ROF

 

[~Dream~]

ust for YOU babe ,lol

L-is for the way he LURKS at me

A-is for the always sharp criticism

N-is for NOT a NICE personat all

C-is for Cruel , callous and Crazy as a loon

E-is for exhausted from (playin with himself!!) ROFLMFAO

 

[Lancecastor]

#52 Recognizing The Truth.

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[Lancecastor]

Hope this helps.

Thus endeth my commentary on your efforts and methods for now.

#53-203 are yours.

Have fun!

Lance

 

[va_angel2u]

Re: #52 Recognizing The Truth.

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hmmm..Lance, is that your way of saying that YOU like to be speared in the rump?? May you find someone w/ a large "sausage" to help w/ that.

VA

 

[manofsteel52]

~Dream~, I was enjoying your thread so much... 'til it went adolescent.
Please continue, if you're still interested...

 

[~Dream~]

Rof @ my 2 good friends ..

ty soo very very much man of steel and va_angel2u hehe so sweet ofyou Both {[huggs}] I WILL be back to post later ,promise no ass like Lance will stop Dream

 

[va_angel2u]

Re: Rof @ my 2 good friends ..

ty soo very very much man of steel and va_angel2u hehe so sweet ofyou Both {[huggs}] I WILL be back to post later ,promise no ass like Lance will stop Dream

You're welcome Dream. I was enjoying your thread very much, as I am sure many others are/were, and for 1 juvenile like him to try and ruin everyone elses fun.... well... I couldn't remain silent.

I hope my outburst didn't offend anyone one. (I did try to keep it civil-ish).

and now, for everyone:

HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ONE AND ALL!!!


Try not to "Gobble" to much, hehe


VA

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: Rof @ my 2 good friends ..

ty soo very very much man of steel and va_angel2u hehe so sweet ofyou Both {[huggs}] I WILL be back to post later ,promise no ass like Lance will stop Dream

Thank you!
It's so rare to find a woman who actually enjoys the things you describe... just dreamin' here...

 

[~Dream~]

busy with baking ..

and the usual Turkey day festivities , so i'll post more on this topic later this afternoon ,ty all soo very much 'gobble gobble' ,lol

 

[slowfingers1]

Happy Thanksgiving ~Dream~ and everyone else

(Stop feeding Lance and he might go away, if he's smart enough to realize he's being ignored )

 

[Guest]

ok ok maybe they really ARENT just MY ways..

I read that book, too. I thought most of their "ideas" were silly.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: Dream's 203 ways to Drive a man Wild in Bed

I read that book, too. I thought most of their "ideas" were silly.

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** well sweety ,we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one I guess >. I havent received ANY complaints yet!! (personally that is ,lol)

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: Re: Re: Dream's 203 ways to Drive a man Wild in Bed

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** well sweety ,we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one I guess >. I havent received ANY complaints yet!! (personally that is ,lol)

You're not likely to receive many (if any) complaints from men on this one, darlin'.

One may call it silly, but when the hormones are ragin....