Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

He girls were in a swoon for him. I took note of his cool like stee McQueen

Clearly I need to find some episodes of The Man From U.N.C.L.E..

 

[Treeview]

Cool. Let. Me know who you like better. Ilya or Napoleon

 

[Endless_Night]

I know way more about riprap and biodegradable erosion blankets than I would have ever thought possible.

I mean, just sayin'.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, today, celibacy does not seem any type of viable loption.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, today, celibacy does not seem any type of viable loption.

I would like to hear more about this.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I would like to hear more about this.

Me too!

I mean…was Enny horny?! Has Enny ever said the word horny out loud? Will Enny bolt after replying? How many times can I say Enny in one post?

 

[investor2020]

loption ?? was that with a French accent ?

In the French language, "l'option" translates to "the option" or "an option." It refers to a choice or a possibility, or a contractual right or privilege.
Never heard of celibacy as a "contractual right" . . . Enny, you got some splaining to do !

 

[Endless_Night]

I know way more about riprap and biodegradable erosion blankets than I would have ever thought possible.

I mean, just sayin'.

And Texas Tough Bermuda, and fertilizer, and local grasses.

Also, I need a manicure.

 

[Endless_Night]

I would like to hear more about this.

Nope.

Never heard of celibacy as a "contractual right" . . . Enny, you got some splaining to do !

Umm . . nunnery?

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean…was Enny horny?! Has Enny ever said the word horny out loud? Will Enny bolt after replying? How many times can I say Enny in one post?

-That is an awful word!

-Omg. No!!!

-I don't know!

 

[investor2020]

Nope.


Umm . . nunnery?

Have always wondered about the origin of the word "nun" . . . did it derrive from the fact that they get none at all ?

 

[Endless_Night]

Pond.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, chigger bites.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have always wondered about the origin of the word "nun" . . . did it derrive from the fact that they get none at all ?

I mean, that seem highly unlikely.

Of course now that is stuff in my head and I will think of it every time I hear the word nun.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

-That is an awful word!

-Omg. No!!!

-I don't know!

So…you weren’t horny or you’ve never said the word out loud?

Also, chigger bites.

Those are nasty little buggers! I remember painting my mom with nail polish after a vacation hike. They like burrowing through clothes, so my mom’s preference for long pants and shorts even in the summer really bit her

 

[investor2020]

Also, chigger bites.

Enny, you need someone with the proper, yet unfortunate, experience to help treat you . . . I will use the nail polish of your choice, and promise not to reveal any of the personal details involved . . . oh wait, I think I just did !

 

[Endless_Night]

So…you weren’t horny or you’ve never said the word out loud?

I . . . .

*grabs for some dignity*

As that word is not in my vernacular I am unable to incorporate that word into my feelings or conversation.


How's that?

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny, you need someone with the proper, yet unfortunate, experience to help treat you . . . I will use the nail polish of your choice, and promise not to reveal any of the personal details involved . . . oh wait, I think I just did !

Why does this sound . . . vaguely naughty?

 

[Endless_Night]

I am watching Dracula, circa 1979.

I, personally, have never found Frank Langella attractive, sexually or otherwise, but he manages a surprising erotic vampire. Far more so than the Gary Oldman version.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I . . . .

*grabs for some dignity*

As that word is not in my vernacular I am unable to incorporate that word into my feelings or conversation.


How's that?

I’m laughing so hard right now

You’re a damn delight, Enny!


Also, I know that means you were horny even if you won’t say the word : )

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m laughing so hard right now

You’re a damn delight, Enny!


Also, I know that means you were horny even if you won’t say the word : )

Well, I mean, it may be that arousal happens. You know, on occasion. Polite and restrained arousal.

But that other proposed word is . . . it has a hard consonant rather than all soft! And . . . other stuff.

It's kinda vulgar.

Like, a lot.

I’m laughing so hard right now

You do realize I have no idea why you find my response so amusing?

But I do find it super funny.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You know, on occasion. Polite and restrained arousal.

Oh, my. Polite and restrained arousal?! There goes the laughing again

But that other proposed word is . . . it has a hard consonant rather than all soft! And . . . other stuff.

It's kinda vulgar.

Like, a lot.

I don’t disagree.

You do realize I have no idea why you find my response so amusing?

But I do find it super funny.

Because when you say things like that I sometimes picture a prim and proper Victorian lady telling me she might faint from the vapors

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, my. Polite and restrained arousal?! There goes the laughing again

I mean, think about it! Sex is already so embarrassing. La petite mort even more so. What would it be it like if it wasn't . . . under cover of polite and restraint.

Why are we having this incredibly embarrassing conversation.

I don’t disagree.

I struggle with vulgar.

Because when you say things like that I sometimes picture a prim and proper Victorian lady telling me she might faint from the vapors

Stop it!

I am going to hurt myself laughing!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I mean, think about it! Sex is already so embarrassing. La petite mort even more so. What would it be it like if it wasn't . . . under cover of polite and restraint.

Why are we having this incredibly embarrassing conversation.

I live for this type of conversation! Usually at family dinner so I can enjoy my mom getting super embarrassed.

Just a week ago during a round of Cards Against Humanity, I got to hear my mom say “cumdumpster.” My sister and I were on edibles and laughed so hard we were both crying. I had to take off my glasses to wipe them away. For the rest of the game everyone played their most perverted cards on my mom so she’d have to say them out loud

I struggle with vulgar.

I enjoy it in moderation

Stop it!

I am going to hurt myself laughing!

Does it help to mention there’s also a fainting couch in this scene my imagination? And house staff with hand fans?

 

[Endless_Night]

Just a week ago during a round of Cards Against Humanity, I got to hear my mom say “cumdumpster.” My sister and I were on edibles and laughed so hard we were both crying. I had to take off my glasses to wipe them away. For the rest of the game everyone played their most perverted cards on my mom so she’d have to say them out loud

So. Many. Reactions.

Of unadulterated horror.

-There are vulgar pseudo words like that in a board game?!
-She kept playing?!?!
-There is a streak of cruelty in your nature.

*needs to sit down*

Does it help to mention there’s also a fainting couch in this scene my imagination? And house staff with hand fans?

Does it help to mention I own an antique mahogany fainting couch? Buttoned backed, in dark red velvet.

No house staff. That would require people interaction.

A hand fan might be nice.