Endless Ends

[investor2020]

Enny, the real question is: how often have you used that antique couch for its original purpose ?

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny, the real question is: how often have you used that antique couch for its original purpose ?

Meaning have I fainted on it?

Nope.

I did, however, take my version of an erotic picture on it once.

See? I can be like other people.

 

[Endless_Night]

indigenous deep root, full sun, yet suitable for creek bank, grass seeds ordered. They, and biodegradable coconut erosion mats will be here by the weekend.

I feel so adult.


And kinda tough.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So. Many. Reactions.

Of unadulterated horror.

-There are vulgar pseudo words like that in a board game?!
-She kept playing?!?!
-There is a streak of cruelty in your nature.

*needs to sit down*

Yep! It was an expansion pack Although not one I remember sounding so risqué based on the title.

I wasn’t the one who played that card on her! It was my BIL and my sister high fived him for it

My mom was actually a great sport about it and was laughing pretty hard through her embarrassment. There was another card that she kept quoting because she loved the “Queen of the Forest” part…and we kept reminding her the first part of her card said she was covered in bear semen. She just ignored that and rolled with it. I like to think in her old age she’s mellowed and finds our perverse sense of humor…life affirming?

When I’m in my 70s, I hope to have zero fucks left and laugh that hard while still surprising my family

Does it help to mention I own an antique mahogany fainting couch? Buttoned backed, in dark red velvet.

No house staff. That would require people interaction.

A hand fan might be nice.

I’m with you on all of these points!

I only have a button backed leather chaise, but I love it and have taken some erotic pictures on it.

 

[investor2020]

Enny, I am so glad to learn that this is not you . . .

http://twopointfivekids.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images2.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

Yep! It was an expansion pack Although not one I remember sounding so risqué based on the title.

Not to self: Avoid the expansion packs.

My mom was actually a great sport about it and was laughing pretty hard through her embarrassment. There was another card that she kept quoting because she loved the “Queen of the Forest” part…and we kept reminding her the first part of her card said she was covered in bear semen.

Who wrote these things?!?!

I had a hard time even bolding that one.

When I’m in my 70s, I hope to have zero fucks left and laugh that hard while still surprising my family

Oh, my plan is to be as difficult as possible.

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny, I am so glad to learn that this is not you . . .

http://twopointfivekids.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/images2.jpg

Well, I mean, I do own a string of pearls.

*throws back of hand to forehead dramatically*

 

[Endless_Night]

As I toodled in to an appointment this morning, I pondered.

I have a ridiculous number of doctors or screening appointments these days. All supposedly designed to keep me healthy.

-dentist
-gynecologist
-mammogram
-yearly checkup
-vision
-extra vision
-dermatologist
-colonoscopy (every 2 years, family history)

I mean, god forbid I actually get sick! It's already exhausting.

What I want to know is do they come with guarantees. If I keep wandering in like a good little girl will the keep me healthy.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also.

At my mammogram earlier I asked the technician why the scans were rumored to be agonizing when, in fact, they weren't that uncomfortable.

According to her, back in the bad old days *cue victorian medical equipment* the plates (for lack of a better word) were made of metal, which was less comfortable than plastic. Too, today the scans are in three-D, meaning the, ah, articles in question don't have too be squished so much.

History lesson for the day.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Well, I mean, I do own a string of pearls.

*throws back of hand to forehead dramatically*

Did you say you have a pearl necklace?

 

[hotwords229_A]

What I want to know is do they come with guarantees. If I keep wandering in like a good little girl will the keep me healthy.

No guarantees, but maybe cuts down the possibility of badness?

I think you have to treat doctors like expiration dates on food, pretty good suggestion, but I’m going to roll the dice every now and then.

And, unless you have problems, going to the dentist every 6 months is just a money maker. Once a year is fine. I even got one of my dentists to admit this.

 

[Endless_Night]

Did you say you have a pearl necklace?

Errr, yes? I mean, aren't they practically de rigueur for rather more conservative social occasions?

 

[Endless_Night]

No guarantees, but maybe cuts down the possibility of badness?

And, unless you have problems, going to the dentist every 6 months is just a money maker. Once a year is fine. I even got one of my dentists to admit this.

My dentist only wants you in once a year. Except I have to go twice for cleanings. I don't get cavities, but apparently my saliva is very mineralized.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

As I toodled in to an appointment this morning, I pondered.

I have a ridiculous number of doctors or screening appointments these days. All supposedly designed to keep me healthy.

-dentist
-gynecologist
-mammogram
-yearly checkup
-vision
-extra vision
-dermatologist
-colonoscopy (every 2 years, family history)

I mean, god forbid I actually get sick! It's already exhausting.

What I want to know is do they come with guarantees. If I keep wandering in like a good little girl will the keep me healthy.

I am at some sort of doctor constantly! It’s ridiculous!

 

[Endless_Night]

Did you say you have a pearl necklace?

Oh! Oh! I just got this.

I'm such an idiot.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am at some sort of doctor constantly! It’s ridiculous!

Right?!?!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh! Oh! I just got this.

I'm such an idiot.

I was wondering when it would hit you. In the neck

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Errr, yes? I mean, aren't they practically de rigueur for rather more conservative social occasions?

Why, yes, Enny. Pearl necklaces are all the rage in conservative social circles. In fact, some parties are dedicated to obtaining them.

I’m dying laughing

 

[Endless_Night]

Why, yes, Enny. Pearl necklaces are all the rage in conservative social circles. In fact, some parties are dedicated to obtaining them.

I’m dying laughing

Ha haha ha.

This is another double entendre, isn't it?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ha haha ha.

This is another double entendre, isn't it?

Yes. I’ll wait while you think

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes. I’ll wait while you think

Ha haha ha.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ha haha ha.

This is another double entendre, isn't it?

Do you want me to show you?

You know how I love to educate.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you want me to show you?

You know how I love to educate.

Show me?!

Well that's not terrifying.

 

[Endless_Night]

Today I became intimately aquatinted with Chasmanthium latifolium, Andropogon virginicus, Elymus virginicus, and Pascopyrum smithii.

*thunk*

I also learned that ungalvanized terrain staples are considered dissolvable. They eventually rust and disappear.

I am now having a drink.

I can't remember when I last had one, but it's been that kind of day.

 

[Endless_Night]

I had the most incredible haircut this week. Possibly the best I've ever had!

I feel extra adorable.