Even More Random Thoughts

[barefootgirl69]

Well, y'see, when aliens are using their $#*@$^&@( reactor to achieve speeds of $^$@$E@#&, they pass through the dimension of pickerelishcheesetoiletpaper via the third elbow of YunYinFoo which winds up sending eddoes of energy through the $%#@-station wagon of doom, causing sharp assed wind to pass over feet at a height of 10", give or take 8 kilometers in reverse time warp.

They need to slow it down!

 

[Quintius]

They need to slow it down!

And that's how babies are born! Wait, no... That's the secret to good guacam-... no, that's not it, either. Oh, right, that's probably how you got a cut on your foot. You can trust me, I'm an expert in the field.

 

[pandaburr]

Well, y'see, when aliens are using their $#*@$^&@( reactor to achieve speeds of $^$@$E@#&, they pass through the dimension of pickerelishcheesetoiletpaper via the third elbow of YunYinFoo which winds up sending eddoes of energy through the $%#@-station wagon of doom, causing sharp assed wind to pass over feet at a height of 10", give or take 8 kilometers in reverse time warp.

It’s everything I’d hoped story time would be and more. What a wild ride.

 

[Quintius]

It’s everything I’d hoped story time would be and more. What a wild ride.

That's what her foot said.

 

[thefishfryer]

How did I get this cut on my foot?

Yard work. Well that's how I got the cut on my arm. Except I call it gardening.

 

[Bisexguy70]

In the south we like our tea sweet. Just like our precum

 

[barefootgirl69]

In the south we like our tea sweet. Just like our precum

In a glass over ice?

 

[MedicalMuse]

In a glass over ice?

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[jeff_is_smiling]

^^^ Love her AV...soo sensual to me...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Does anyone really like this shit show of a world we have created?

Eh, some days aren’t so bad.

 

[Bisexguy70]

In a glass over ice?

Yes. Both. As for the precum; well i like that directly from the fountain. The fountain of a mans hard throbbing cock. Perched on my knees swirling my tongue just right to make the fountain drip tgat delicious nector

 

[Xerxes82]

I feel bad. An online friend wanted to talk with me regarding a less than satisfying cyber sex experience she had. And I would really like to help my friend. But I am SO the worst person to ask on that subject. I am too cynical, too broken. I wouldn't trust my own advice on the topic.

 

[DevilKitty]

Sleep is not coming easy tonight.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Life is getting pretty busy - again...

 

[thefishfryer]

Eh, some days aren’t so bad.

You must be one of those glass half full folks.

 

[MedicalMuse]

You must be one of those glass half full folks.

I’m a “glass has whiskey in it so I’m happy” kind of folks.

 

[TongueLust]

Can't wait to check out the Wednesday series.

 

[Xerxes82]

Script says "Exit via door at back left."

 

[Shenanigans90]

Is “bored stiff” an oxymoron?

 

[Xerxes82]

I am so fucking horny. It's probably a good thing I'm boring so I can't get myself into trouble.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Musta been something in the water yesterday

 

[NC_Coastal]

I still feel whatever was in the IV.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

I wish I could sleep in lol,. I feel well rested though, so that's not bad.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

..... Somehow double posted....

 

[Jd192235]

Is a frogs ass really waterproof?