Even More Random Thoughts

[thefishfryer]

Why are they called crab apples? Do Crabs eat them?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you always have to put your two cents in?

Inflation hits everywhere.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Why are we doing this on paper? You’re just going to scan it anyway.

 

[Xerxes82]

Why are they called crab apples? Do Crabs eat them?

I've always just assumed they were grumpy because they aren't proper apples.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I've always just assumed they were grumpy because they aren't proper apples.

I will always think crabby apples when I see them now. Thanks!

 

[TongueLust]

It's Virgo season, get your shit together!

 

[thefishfryer]

It's Virgo season, get your shit together!

Bloody Hell the wifes birthday must be coming up.

 

[TongueLust]

Bloody Hell the wifes birthday must be coming up.

A nice locket necklace, maybe?

 

[TongueLust]

Laugh and call me wacko all you want, but I fucking love spirit! 🕯

 

[MrPractical]

I tried wearing a kilt that one time.......my balls got cold.

 

[TongueLust]

They better, there is probably more than dick at stake.

 

[TongueLust]

FFS! Those two are the same person.

 

[pandaburr]

Im pretty intrigued by the last two random thoughts above

 

[thefishfryer]

I can't be arsed. It just wafts past my senses.

 

[_valkyrie_]

What is it with all these gobdaws emergence?

 

[angie33]

Someone was born at this very moment, and someone lost his life at this very moment.

 

[Orchidea73]

It's wonderful to create.

 

[rlaflamme]

Words can me hurtful or wonderful, you decide which ones you want to use.

 

[Orchidea73]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/237448cdbeec24941939861e078624a2/tumblr_ov4irvoyD11vr5m5eo6_400.gif

 

[TongueLust]

This is - don't even look at me, or I'll punch you in the fucking face- heat.

 

[Quintius]

Wind chimes are awesome. Don't have to be an adult to like or want one. *nod*

 

[Xerxes82]

Random thought.... I think I want a wind chime.
I am at the wind chime state of adulthood.

Random thought... I think I want a flamethrower.
I am at the flamethrower state of employment.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Random thought... I think I want a flamethrower.
I am at the flamethrower state of employment.

Welcome to this level.
Remember- brace yourself, commit, burn it down.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Random thought.... I think I want a wind chime.
I am at the wind chime state of adulthood.

Ahhh the serenity years

Don’t worry, the constant tinkle sound of the chimes will soon knock that feeling out of you

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I hate my job so much that every second of every day I think about quitting. I'm so stressed I throw up a lot lately. But I have no choices.