Even More Random Thoughts

Sitting in a tiny room all day every day with the same person really makes me realize how impatient and intolerant I really am. Things to work on.....
 
I cooked a whole chicken the other day. I took a few bites and had to throw the chicken out. I thought at first maybe I overcooked it, then realized it was just probably a bad chicken.
 
Might fuck around and spend Valentines Day trying to get all the ass cheeks in my hand while other muh fuckers have that XBox controller. Get outta here with that dumb shit.
 
Might fuck around and jerk it while watching new Pam Anderson Netflix Doc like I was still 18 years old.
 
Bananas are also a good source of magnesium. Apparently I am magnesium deficient.
 
A professor on Twitter said that Ayn Rand is his favorite author. I blocked the professor because fuck that.
 
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