Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

They will need to drain it.

 

[TongueLust]

These transits are kicking my ass.

 

[Orchidea73]

https://i.imgur.com/6GTHYcq.jpg

 

[_valkyrie_]

And out of the woodwork, they slither.

 

[smtst5]

Why do women wear engagement and weddings on their right hand?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why do women wear engagement and weddings on their right hand?

Because it looks hotter when they give me a handjob.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If God didn't want us to aim our cumshots at them, he shouldn't have made titties look so much like bulls-eyes.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

Is using an umbrella in a storm dumb? It's basically a lightening rod above your brain and head.

 

[ydahecnot]

Because it looks hotter when they give me a handjob.

Wouldn’t leftie be a bit kinkier.

If God didn't want us to aim our cumshots at them, he shouldn't have made titties look so much like bulls-eyes.

Was that today’s sermon?

 

[Crownvic]

She gets me so damn horny..

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Blue glasses and skinny jeans?

I might need a moment. Or several.

 

[Orchidea73]

Fuck it. I'm not in the mood and it could become ugly very easily.
Ignore is always better.

 

[riverj]

https://i.imgur.com/6GTHYcq.jpg

If that teaches them a lesson... then yes by all means!!

Good burn...

 

[TongueLust]

You will need a second scan.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Don't like it? Good. You are not my people, then.

 

[TongueLust]

Keep an eye on their breathing.

 

[Orchidea73]

Come volevasi dimostrare.

 

[TongueLust]

I need that prayer book.

 

[Orchidea73]

At least I am done with cooking and the laundry for today.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Man that was a fucking rainstorm

 

[Joxlrg]

Man that was a fucking rainstorm

10 inches of snow here tomorrow

 

[MedicalMuse]

10 inches of snow here tomorrow

Nope. No, I’m past that crap. I hear birds and see green. You keep your snow. But you can come visit

 

[Joxlrg]

Nope. No, I’m past that crap. I hear birds and see green. You keep your snow. But you can come visit

i WOULD love to !!!

 

[13Fantasies]

When did airlines start serving soft cookies?

 

[smtst5]

Amazing to see what people consider to be carryon luggage