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Lit is part of the internet, ain't it? Well, the internet was built for three thing: sharing funny cat photos, watching an endless supply of free porn, and telling some random person you don't know that they're a colossal piece of shit and everything they believe and love is disgusting and wrong. From the Revolutionary War to the Cola Wars, my people fought and died for that right, so I'll be goddamned if I let some draft-dodging Dr. Pepper lover tell me otherwise!
Um, you misspelled “bourbon”.
 
The skin under the waist band of my jocks is often very itchy.
Does anyone else have a similar experience?
 
I’ve been using the Internet for 24 years. I think it’s time I get paid for all the unsolicited penis pictures I’ve received (and continue to receive). People, don’t do that.
 
I’ve been using the Internet for 24 years. I think it’s time I get paid for all the unsolicited penis pictures I’ve received (and continue to receive). People, don’t do that.
Would the compensation you seek remove you from the victim catagory and serve as a reward or as a solatium ?
 
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