Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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Top Ten Australian Pickup Lines
Top Ten Australian Pickup Lines
10. "Wanna play Hide The Koala?"
9. "I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'"
8. "I'd like to take a safari in your outback"
7. "I'd love to didgeridoo you"
6. "G'd'ass, mate"
5. "I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout"
4. "Nice wiener schnitzel"
(Sorry, that's an Austrian pickup line)
3. "Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?"
2. "Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony"
1. "Me shrimp, you barbie"
Top Ten Australian Pickup Lines
10. "Wanna play Hide The Koala?"
9. "I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'"
8. "I'd like to take a safari in your outback"
7. "I'd love to didgeridoo you"
6. "G'd'ass, mate"
5. "I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout"
4. "Nice wiener schnitzel"
(Sorry, that's an Austrian pickup line)
3. "Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?"
2. "Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony"
1. "Me shrimp, you barbie"
Top Ten Rockette Pet Peeves
10. Elves always "accidentally" grabbing your ass.
9. When management hires Mexican Rockettes for$69 per hour.
8. Other girl's shoes flying off and hitting you inthe face.
7. 221 years of independence and not a singleRockette President.
6. Sharing a locker room with the gin-swilling ex-conthat plays Santa.
5. When people at high school reunion confuse "RadioCity" with "Radio Shack."
4. Months after Christmas, you're still coughing upsequins.
3. Hard to concentrate on dancing when we could belistening to Letterman's new CD available for only$98 at record stores everywhere!
2. Eight-year-old boys who yell, "Take it off!"
1. Sick of getting pelted with Milk Duds.
10. Elves always "accidentally" grabbing your ass.
9. When management hires Mexican Rockettes for$69 per hour.
8. Other girl's shoes flying off and hitting you inthe face.
7. 221 years of independence and not a singleRockette President.
6. Sharing a locker room with the gin-swilling ex-conthat plays Santa.
5. When people at high school reunion confuse "RadioCity" with "Radio Shack."
4. Months after Christmas, you're still coughing upsequins.
3. Hard to concentrate on dancing when we could belistening to Letterman's new CD available for only$98 at record stores everywhere!
2. Eight-year-old boys who yell, "Take it off!"
1. Sick of getting pelted with Milk Duds.
Top Ten Biker Pick-Up Lines
10. Excuse me, you wearing 'Windsong' by Prince Matchabelli?
9. Come to the ballet often?
8. I've done it with both Harley and Davidson
7. Would you believe I left my Volvo at home?
6. I wouldn't mind being your biker lady friend
5. You ain't a cop, are you?
4. Yo, would you like to sit on my hog?
3. Ever made it with an overweight problem drinker?
2. You rev my love-a-meter
1. Are you as crazy about Streisand as I am?
10. Excuse me, you wearing 'Windsong' by Prince Matchabelli?
9. Come to the ballet often?
8. I've done it with both Harley and Davidson
7. Would you believe I left my Volvo at home?
6. I wouldn't mind being your biker lady friend
5. You ain't a cop, are you?
4. Yo, would you like to sit on my hog?
3. Ever made it with an overweight problem drinker?
2. You rev my love-a-meter
1. Are you as crazy about Streisand as I am?
Top Ten Founding Father Pick-up Lines
10. "I hold this truth to be self-evident -- you're a babe."
9. "I've just gone through a terrible break-up with Betsy Ross and I don't think I should be alone tonight."
8. "Some people call me the 'Fondling Father'."
7. "You know what they say about men with big signatures."
6. "My teeth aren't the only thing made of wood."
5. "If somebody ever invents the telephone, can I give you a call?"
4. "All men are not created equal, if you know what I mean."
3. "That's a great powdered wig, but it would look even better balled up on my bedroom floor."
2. Insert your own "The British-Are-Coming" joke here.
1. "Give me liberty or give me sex."
10. "I hold this truth to be self-evident -- you're a babe."
9. "I've just gone through a terrible break-up with Betsy Ross and I don't think I should be alone tonight."
8. "Some people call me the 'Fondling Father'."
7. "You know what they say about men with big signatures."
6. "My teeth aren't the only thing made of wood."
5. "If somebody ever invents the telephone, can I give you a call?"
4. "All men are not created equal, if you know what I mean."
3. "That's a great powdered wig, but it would look even better balled up on my bedroom floor."
2. Insert your own "The British-Are-Coming" joke here.
1. "Give me liberty or give me sex."
Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
10. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
9. I put the 'scroo' in 'Scrooge'!
8. I've got something you can hang a wreath on
7. One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer
6. Buy you a Zima?
5. That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you
4. Uh-yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers
3. I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!
2. Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
1. I've got an elf in my pants!
10. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
9. I put the 'scroo' in 'Scrooge'!
8. I've got something you can hang a wreath on
7. One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer
6. Buy you a Zima?
5. That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you
4. Uh-yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers
3. I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!
2. Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
1. I've got an elf in my pants!
Top Ten Air Force General Pick-Up Lines
10. When I look at you, my pants fly in formation
9. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age
8. I've heard great things about you from President Clinton
7. How would you like to serve under me?
6. You've just been targeted by a heat-seeking missile of love
5. See this medal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of duty
4. I can still fly four missions a night, if you know what I mean
3. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber
2. Want to learn what the `F' stands for in F-16?
1. My sights are locked on you!
10. When I look at you, my pants fly in formation
9. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age
8. I've heard great things about you from President Clinton
7. How would you like to serve under me?
6. You've just been targeted by a heat-seeking missile of love
5. See this medal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of duty
4. I can still fly four missions a night, if you know what I mean
3. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber
2. Want to learn what the `F' stands for in F-16?
1. My sights are locked on you!
Top Ten Fidel Castro Pick-Up Lines
10. I have no hard currency, but if I did could I buy you a drink?
9. You've started a revolution in my pants
8. Want to come back to my crumbling palace for a ten-year old tin of Soviet sardines?
7. When I look at you I get a 'Cuban missile crisis'
6. You are almost as gorgeous as 'Three's Company's' Joyce DeWitt (Suzanne...)
5. Would you like to join me for a little class struggle between the sheets?
4. You may never get another chance to do it with a Commie
3. Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?
2. These day long bread lines are full of phonies -- let's go someplace quiet
1. I can't spell Cuba without 'U'
10. I have no hard currency, but if I did could I buy you a drink?
9. You've started a revolution in my pants
8. Want to come back to my crumbling palace for a ten-year old tin of Soviet sardines?
7. When I look at you I get a 'Cuban missile crisis'
6. You are almost as gorgeous as 'Three's Company's' Joyce DeWitt (Suzanne...)
5. Would you like to join me for a little class struggle between the sheets?
4. You may never get another chance to do it with a Commie
3. Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?
2. These day long bread lines are full of phonies -- let's go someplace quiet
1. I can't spell Cuba without 'U'
Top Ten Bob Barker Pickup Lines
10. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
9. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
8. The next item up for bid is in my pants!
7. How'd you like a years supply of Turtle Wax?
6. I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.
5. Please have dinner with me. I'm a very lonely man.
4. Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.
3. Don't worry--I've been neutered.
2. Have another sip of that 99-cent malt liquor, take off those 30-dollar shoes and let's get it on!
1. Come on down.
10. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
9. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
8. The next item up for bid is in my pants!
7. How'd you like a years supply of Turtle Wax?
6. I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.
5. Please have dinner with me. I'm a very lonely man.
4. Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.
3. Don't worry--I've been neutered.
2. Have another sip of that 99-cent malt liquor, take off those 30-dollar shoes and let's get it on!
1. Come on down.
biggbear8
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pick up lines
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
biggbear8
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
biggbear8
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
You should be someone's wife.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
biggbear8
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
biggbear8
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Hey Baby - I bet you just can't wait to rub my Strawberry Snatch all over your lips..."
"Hey! Nice Melons!" (then hand them your Pussy Pot for a try.)
"My Shaved Peach is so slick and smooth... Would you like to try it?"
"I bet you've never tasted VANILLA Vulva!"
"You make my Chocolate Nipple Ripple, baby..."
"Hey! Nice Melons!" (then hand them your Pussy Pot for a try.)
"My Shaved Peach is so slick and smooth... Would you like to try it?"
"I bet you've never tasted VANILLA Vulva!"
"You make my Chocolate Nipple Ripple, baby..."
biggbear8
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I used to dream... but what`s the use, now that I`ve met you?
is ur butt a cave? cause my penis is looking for a home for the winter
If i had the Letters H r T i could add ea and Have a HEART or and U and get HURT, but i'd rather add U and get Hurt then having a HearT without U. ;-)
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips
I look up in the sky and see hundreds of stars and I think "Wow, that's beautiful," but then i look at you and realize the stars could never compare.
is ur butt a cave? cause my penis is looking for a home for the winter
If i had the Letters H r T i could add ea and Have a HEART or and U and get HURT, but i'd rather add U and get Hurt then having a HearT without U. ;-)
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips
I look up in the sky and see hundreds of stars and I think "Wow, that's beautiful," but then i look at you and realize the stars could never compare.
Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines
10 - "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
9 - "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
8 - "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
7 - "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
6 - "Buy you a Zima?"
5 - "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
4 - "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
3 - "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
2 - "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
1 - "I've got an elf in my pants!"
10 - "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
9 - "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
8 - "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
7 - "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
6 - "Buy you a Zima?"
5 - "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
4 - "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
3 - "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
2 - "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
1 - "I've got an elf in my pants!"
Pickup Lines Translated
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I need you = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I need you = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!
bigcpl4fun
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Not on Lit, but when we were heavily into mfm's and the wife would IM a lot, her favorite line was "R U Horney". That got an instant block 
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Me, never used them. Too trite. Wouldn;t be interested in a woman who'd fall for 'em anyway.
Only thing that ever came close was the first time I was invited to my future wife's apartment. She was standing at the window telling me about the great view overlooking the Potomac and the Iowa Jima monument. I said, "It's not as great as the view in here". Not exactly a pickup line, because I actually meant it.
.Me, never used them. Too trite. Wouldn;t be interested in a woman who'd fall for 'em anyway.
Only thing that ever came close was the first time I was invited to my future wife's apartment. She was standing at the window telling me about the great view overlooking the Potomac and the Iowa Jima monument. I said, "It's not as great as the view in here". Not exactly a pickup line, because I actually meant it.
YeahBabyyy
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I hear alot ...but the one i really Hate is ( A/S/L) I won't even answer that one...lol
