Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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skye in silk
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sirhugs said:LOl
but its such a great line! It would work every time
( in addition to being poetic, i'm easy)
awww come on sirhugs. its so much fun to chase <grins> easy to get is, sooo boring...
don't you think?
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sirhugs said:
lol lucky you.
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rosylady said:
i feel the same way rosy. i have five stories that i will never submit. they aren't good enough
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hey... what's that spot on your chest...lol..
how about these ones?
1. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
2. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
3. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
4. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
5. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
1. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
2. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
3. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
4. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
5. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
CREATIVE PICK-UP LINES
Hey Rosy some of these may have been posted but here goes.....
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?"
"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."
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* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
* (Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
* If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
* Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
* I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
* The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
* This Valentine's Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
* Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
* If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
* I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
* How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
* I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
* You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
* My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
* Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
* You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
* Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
* Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
* How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!
* Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
* Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
* Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
* My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
* I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
* You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
* Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
* If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
* If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
* If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
* Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
* Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
* Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
* You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
* The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
* Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hey Rosy some of these may have been posted but here goes.....
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?"
"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."
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* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
* (Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
* If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
* Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
* I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
* The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
* This Valentine's Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
* Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
* If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
* I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
* How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
* I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
* You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
* My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
* Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
* You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
* Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
* Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
* How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!
* Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
* I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
* Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
* Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
* My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
* I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
* You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
* Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
* If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
* If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
* If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.
* Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
* Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
* Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
* You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
* The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
* Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
PSYCHO PICK-UP LINES
* "Wanna swap meds?"
* "Can I buy you a spatula?"
* "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"
* "Your crawlspace or mine?"
* "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
* "May I lick your forehead?"
* "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? "
* "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
* "What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
* "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
* "Wanna swap meds?"
* "Can I buy you a spatula?"
* "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"
* "Your crawlspace or mine?"
* "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
* "May I lick your forehead?"
* "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? "
* "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
* "What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
* "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
PICK-UP LINES FROM PRINCE CHARLES
* "Wanna hold the royal scepter?"
* "Put a flag over my head and do it for England."
* "Ever done it with an outdated historical anachronism?"
* "If you think my ears are big..."
* "Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails!"
* "Care to join a family of inbred freaks?"
* "Would you like to sit in a giant bowl of eggnog with me?"
* "Why don't you lose that hayseed you're with, Hillary?"
* "Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace!"
* "I've got Big Ben in my pants!"
* "Wanna hold the royal scepter?"
* "Put a flag over my head and do it for England."
* "Ever done it with an outdated historical anachronism?"
* "If you think my ears are big..."
* "Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails!"
* "Care to join a family of inbred freaks?"
* "Would you like to sit in a giant bowl of eggnog with me?"
* "Why don't you lose that hayseed you're with, Hillary?"
* "Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace!"
* "I've got Big Ben in my pants!"
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this might be a stretch.................
not really a pick up line per say...........but I just marvel at all those people who are many, many miles away from someones request...........those responses like:
"Oh baby, if only you were in my country..........
"If you ever get to Alaska, look me up.........
"Let me see if my passport is current.....................
always cracks me up..................
greybeard
not really a pick up line per say...........but I just marvel at all those people who are many, many miles away from someones request...........those responses like:
"Oh baby, if only you were in my country..........
"If you ever get to Alaska, look me up.........
"Let me see if my passport is current.....................
always cracks me up..................
greybeard
