A woman named Mariella. She speaks in tongues when she has an orgasm, so. when a vintner has a new product, he gets a well-hung stud for Mariella, and she reciprocates with a name for the new wine.
I suppose that depends upon whether or not the pastor accepts the gift of the tongues...
Because scientists know too many people will want to go back and fuck their grandparents. Including them...
Not before you're well lubed, properly stretched and totally, completely relaxed. I'm serious!
"Roger" was a traditional nickname for pirates, and they always were quite jolly after capturing a ship full of mail-order brides.
It's a special time of year when 'birds' need to be well-stuffed.
Obviously not, since a fleshlight is a fake pussy; they're more akin to a prototype RealDoll, but mind the candle!
Some snow bunnies love chocolate cocks. But cocks don't lay eggs.
When you have to remove coats before getting at the rest of the clothes.
Probably because the market is saturated with glow-in-the-dark dildos.
I find they're appreciative of anything they can get their lips around.
I always did. She was the plumpest of the Spice Girls, and, though she looked hard on the outside, I imagined she was soft and warm once you got inside.
A master cocksman can lay pipe on any bone in the human body, although the three bones of the inner ear are still best left alone.
Verbally, but interpretive dance is sometimes effective.
