Georgia Directory

[MrSmiley]

Hi everyone !

I hope y'all had a good weekend.

I know where Duluth is ! I'm just a bit further north.

 

[coolgaguy]

hey

i am new to the alpharetta area. does anyone know where to find swingers or adult parties besides trapeze. i'm a guy with pics and his own place and i would have a sex party here if you wanted

 

[coolgaguy]

hey

i am new to the alpharetta area. does anyone know where to find swingers or adult parties besides trapeze. i'm a guy with pics and his own place and i would have a sex party here if you wanted

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good evening all

Thank you for stopping in.

MrSmiley .... I have big smooches lined up for you.

Coolgaguy....sorry, but I'm no help. I don't live up that way at all. Maybe when Froggers is around he can help, he used to live up that way.

Chance .... nice to see you over in this thread. This one has been around a while, we've become friends.

Spanks ..... good having you here. Lounge around and see what you see. This one is typically slower I think.

 

[Andella]

Hi ya guys and gals. How's everyone doing over this way?

big hugs and es for you all!!

 

[MrSmiley]

MrSmiley .... I have big smooches lined up for you.

<MrSmiley has melted into a puddle on the keyboard>

 

[Georgia Girl]

<MrSmiley has melted into a puddle on the keyboard>

How might I revive him? While I cherish the fact I can make him melt, I'm not much for kissing keys or water. Call me silly, I prefer the lips of a man.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Did someone say Sex Party?

Quick grab some paper towels...Mr Smiley is going to short-circuit Lit.

Andella...He lady...hows it going?

So what is new or interesting?

Going to Bama next week. All Have a great week and weekend

Stay Hard

Spank

 

[MrSmiley]

Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddybears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks, smiling,"Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

I hope everyone has a great weekend !

 

[Georgia Girl]

Ever been to Atlanta?

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who lives in Atlanta, knows anyone who has ever visited Atlanta or anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.

All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken and ."

Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons,
Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree,West Peachtree, Peachtree-Dunwoody, Peachtree-Chamblee, or Peachtree Industrial Boulevard.

Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions they will always send you down Peachtree.

Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. And even then it's still "Coke." A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.

It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost...they're just on a scenic drive."

The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon,and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday.

"Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are.

A native can only pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue one way, so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on"

The fall of raindrop makes everyone forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the TV channels and radio stations as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow.

The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy, which starts at 120. Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses - everything - is yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any allergies, you will die. But other than that, it's a great place to live!

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one's ever seen before.

"Onced" and "Twiced" are actual words.

It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner - and, then, there is supper.

'Jeetyet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?"

You install security lights on your house and garage - and then leave both unlocked.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but need 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny).

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to Wally World"

Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 6 months old.

 

[tp0308]

21/m in atl, PM me if you want to chat.

 

[MrSmiley]

'Lanner Gawja

We go to th' flea market when we feel like buyin' somethin' nice.

 

[The Temptress]

Re: Ever been to Atlanta?

This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who lives in Atlanta, knows anyone who has ever visited Atlanta or anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia.

Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.

All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken and ."

Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons,
Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree,West Peachtree, Peachtree-Dunwoody, Peachtree-Chamblee, or Peachtree Industrial Boulevard.

Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions they will always send you down Peachtree.

Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. And even then it's still "Coke." A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse, so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.

It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost...they're just on a scenic drive."

The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon,and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday.

"Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are.

A native can only pronounce Ponce De Leon Avenue one way, so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on"

The fall of raindrop makes everyone forget all traffic rules. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the TV channels and radio stations as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow.

The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy, which starts at 120. Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses - everything - is yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any allergies, you will die. But other than that, it's a great place to live!

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Georgia. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Georgia, plus a couple no one's ever seen before.

"Onced" and "Twiced" are actual words.

It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner - and, then, there is supper.

'Jeetyet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?"

You install security lights on your house and garage - and then leave both unlocked.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but need 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

You know whether another Georgian is from north Georgia, south Georgia or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth (Albany = All benny).

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to Wally World"

Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 6 months old.

I have read that a few times before...and sad to say...it is so very true. That is why when someone asks if I am from Atlanta....I say.."No, I am from Georgia...Atlanta is not really part of Georgia....we just rent the space to transplants to help pay the rising taxes caused by all the damn transplants."

 

[MrSmiley]

It was many years before I realized that "damyankee" was actually two words.

Some people should be learned to talk fitter.

 

[The Temptress]

It was many years before I realized that "damyankee" was actually two words.

Some people should be learned to talk fitter.

"be learned", "talk fitter"....ahhh...you must be from the back woods of Georgia......LOL

 

[MrSmiley]

"be learned", "talk fitter"....ahhh...you must be from the back woods of Georgia......LOL

Aw, what give it away? who told ya ?

I'm not a skeeter bitten flat lander I'm a gin-u-ine hillbilly - and that's a far cry from yer common redneck.

 

[The Temptress]

Aw, what give it away? who told ya ?

I'm not a skeeter bitten flat lander I'm a gin-u-ine hillbilly - and that's a far cry from yer common redneck.

Yes a hillbilly and a redneck or two totally different classes ....

 

[MrSmiley]

I'm a product of the Gwinnett County Education system.

 

[The Temptress]

I'm a product of the Gwinnett County Education system.

Now there I have you beat...I am part of the Chatham County Catholic Educational system. LOL

You know how bad those nuns can be !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrSmiley]

Now there I have you beat...I am part of the Chatham County Catholic Educational system. LOL

You know how bad those nuns can be !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes ! The Penguins !!!

 

[The Temptress]

Yikes ! The Penguins !!!

And those Penguins could swing a yard stick....I still have welps on the back of my legs from grade school !!!!

Guess that is why I am not into BDSM as an adult....lmao

 

[MrSmiley]

And those Penguins could swing a yard stick....I still have welps on the back of my legs from grade school !!!!

Guess that is why I am not into BDSM as an adult....lmao

One of the meanest and most feared teams we ever played in football was from a Catholic school. We barely escaped with our lives after the game... and they won ! Some of my friends who are Cathoholics were not too surprised. Did the yardsticks make them that way ? Heh heh.

 

[The Temptress]

One of the meanest and most feared teams we ever played in football was from a Catholic school. We barely escaped with our lives after the game... and they won ! Some of my friends who are Cathoholics were not too surprised. Did the yardsticks make them that way ? Heh heh.

Yes...the yardstick.....and the nuns telling them the devil would come and drag them to hell to burn ......lmao

 

[The Temptress]

Mr. Smiley.....we have to work on your number of posts so you can get an avatar

 

[Georgia Girl]

Ya'll excuse me ...... I'm over here hanging out in Redneckville with my hound dog.