Georgia Directory

[The Temptress]

Ya'll excuse me ...... I'm over here hanging out in Redneckville with my hound dog.

LMAO....that is ok Ga. Girl....you are way above the transplants !!!!

 

[Georgia Girl]

LMAO....that is ok Ga. Girl....you are way above the transplants !!!!

I'm pure native belle, raised on a red dirt road and everything....even been to finishing school.

 

[The Temptress]

I'm pure native belle, raised on a red dirt road and everything....even been to finishing school.

How did you finish? LOL

 

[Georgia Girl]

How did you finish? LOL

For all the good it did me, sure did.

I can now pour tea properly, get in a car without opening my legs and walk down a staircase without looking at the stairs.

but

I drink coffee, drive an SUV, and prefer to look where I"m going.

 

[The Temptress]

For all the good it did me, sure did.

I can now pour tea properly, get in a car without opening my legs and walk down a staircase without looking at the stairs.

but

I drink coffee, drive an SUV, and prefer to look where I"m going.

AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andella]

OMFG!! GG you hit it right on the money. I am sitting here in hickville with my yeller dog still laughing after reading that 10 mins ago!! *wipes tears from eyes* I LOVE Georgia!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good morning everybody

Mrs. Jones tells the truth

During a trial, in a small Missouri town, the local
prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the
stand.

She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help her
God.

The witness was a proper well-dressed elderly lady,
the Grandmother type, well spoken and poised. The
prosecuting attorney approached the woman and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat
on your wife, manipulate people and talk badly about
them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big
shot when you haven't the sense to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper-pushing shyster." "Yes, I know you quite well.

The lawyer was stunned. He couldn't even think for a
few minutes.

Then, slowly backed away, fearing the looks on the
judge and jurors' faces, not to mention the court
reporter who documented every word.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted,
and has a bad drinking problem. The man can't build or
keep a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not
to mention he cheated on his wife with three different
women. Yes, I know him.

The defense attorney almost fainted and was seen
slipping downward in his chair, looking at the floor.
Laughter mixed with gasps, thundered throughout the
courtroom and the audience was on the verge of chaos.

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to
silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice said,

"If either of you morons asks her if she knows me,
you're going to jail."

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Hi GG,

Just cruising around and thought I'd stop in to say hello. Hope you are well and keepin' 'em straight in Redneckville.

TS

 

[MrSmiley]

Mr. Smiley.....we have to work on your number of posts so you can get an avatar

"Did you see that ?!! She's tempting me. You saw it, didn't you?"


Yes, yes, help me out here. What do y'all want to talk about now ?

Oh yeah, did you see my "favorite" thread ?

 

[MrSmiley]

get in a car without opening my legs

Where's the fun in that ?!!

 

[The Temptress]

"Did you see that ?!! She's tempting me. You saw it, didn't you?"


Yes, yes, help me out here. What do y'all want to talk about now ?

Oh yeah, did you see my "favorite" thread ?

Long slow wet passionate kissssssssss

Is that tempting.....?<wink>

I did see your thread....did you see I posted my favorite things?

 

[bra_man69]

hello hi every one

 

[The Temptress]

hello hi every one

Good evening Bman.....I hope you had a great day !!!

 

[bra_man69]

i did i hope you had one to

how you ben?

 

[The Temptress]

i did i hope you had one to

how you ben?

I had a long one....kids out for summer and all. Only 11 weeks left before summer vaction is over !!!!!!! LOL

 

[bra_man69]

11 weeks of hell and no play time right lol

 

[The Temptress]

11 weeks of hell and no play time right lol

EXACTLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bra_man69]

forgot play time is when kids take a nap right

how many is there???

 

[The Temptress]

GOOD MORNING GEORGIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrSmiley]

Long slow wet passionate kissssssssss

Is that tempting.....?<wink>

I did see your thread....did you see I posted my favorite things?

There she goes again!
<MrSmiley points at The Temptress>
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm... good kisses

Yes, I saw your favorites and I like ! Will your favorite number be 10 next week ? Starting the countdown a little early aren't we ? Did you see my new additions ?

 

[The Temptress]

There she goes again!
<MrSmiley points at The Temptress>
Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm... good kisses

Yes, I saw your favorites and I like ! Will your favorite number be 10 next week ? Starting the countdown a little early aren't we ? Did you see my new additions ?

Kissing is not all I do well dear..... ....I also cook well too...<weg>

No...11 has always been my number....silly man !!!! And BTW...I added a couple of new ones too....

 

[MrSmiley]

Kissing is not all I do well dear..... ....I also cook well too...<weg>

Somehow I figured that you were multi-talented. That's good - I guess we do need to take a break and get something to eat... from time to time.

 

[Georgia Girl]

somebody turn up the air ...... its getting hot in here

 

[Georgia Girl]

I hope the evening is turning delightful for everyone.


Where oh where might Froggerdoodles be?

 

[The Temptress]

Somehow I figured that you were multi-talented. That's good - I guess we do need to take a break and get something to eat... from time to time.

Just remember dear....there is more than one way and one place to cook.....some are usually better with one than the other.....but some....now they can cook ANYWHERE or ANYWAY !!!