Holy hole in the plot batman!

Oddler looked around and saw a giant mummy on an rampage, an yatch squishing some one. And evil bunnys on the loose "Where the hell am I? Wacko Land?!"

Oddler searched for his sword once again, and saw the Dark Magician Gril, wailing over her slightly dent hat "This is just great!"
 
The Harlequin Hussy was dumbfounded as she looked at the blonde who had landed on the deck of her yacht.

"Now look her girl!" she called out in a high pitched voice.

"You just can't do that here", she yelled out.

The last thing she wanted was someone falling from the sky to see the inner cabin of her boat. It was covered with pictures of Robin given her infatuation. On the floor there were tons of sexual devices and toys - already for when she caught the boy wonder.

"Now - you are going to have to jump overboard" she threatened the newcomer......

"Are you with Batman and Robin?" she asked nervously as she wondererf if her gig was up.


OCC Welcome aboard the yatcht! Please post away and we can see where it goes...
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The yacht, splintering and creaking, slid down the hill, leaving a smear where the lawyer used to be. It was falling apart, but sliding back towards the water...

The pretty blonde glanced up, blinking. "Ahh? Oh, hello! I'm sorry to have bothered you!" She got to her feet, and looked sadly at her dented hat. "Sheesh, I have got to find some way to get this thing repaired... how did I get here anyway?"

She smiled happily. "I'm the Dark Magician. And nope, never heard of any Batman character, I'm, uh..." she scratched her head nervously, "uh, new here! A bit of an accident, really!" She grinned. "I hope we can be friends!"

She leaned over, peering at Harlequin. "Sheesh, your costume is even smaller than mine!" she stated, noting Harlequin's tangerine string bikini.

The kung-fu ninjas and the Scotsmen duelled in the streets viciously -- until the yacht slid down the hill, squishing all in its wake.

"Uh," murmured the Dark Magician Girl, "I hope this boat can handle it once we make it back to the water!"

The yacht slid faster and faster, making its way toward an unsuspecting Oddler...


OOC

Heehee. Refer to my AV for what my char looks like. ^_^
 
HH....

The Harlequin Hussy was still outraged at the invasion of her yacht. Here before her was a youngish looking woman, tiny in size and holding a hat of some sort. Of all the strange things her yacht was out of control.....

Under her feet she could hear the damage.

"I'm going to make you suffer for this" the Hussy started to say but then the little blonde spoke up:

"Ahh? Oh, hello! I'm sorry to have bothered you! Sheesh, I have got to find some way to get this thing repaired... how did I get here anyway?"

"Look woman - I don't give a rat's ass about that lame looking fashion statement that you wear on your head!" blurted out Hussy.


She listened as the other woman went on:

"I'm the Dark Magician. And nope, never heard of any Batman character, I'm, uh...uh, new here! A bit of an accident, really!I hope we can be friends!"

"You're a what?" rambled on Hussy.

"You fix my boat!"
 
"Fix the boat?"

She blushed, stumbling to her feet, and placed her dented hat on her head.

"I'll do my best, but you see, my magic is a little... well, you'll understand once you see it!"

She waved her hands, and a staff appeared to slip out from behind her back, though Harlequin could've sworn there was nothing there before.

"Dark Magic!"

There was a blinding flash of light --

and the yacht was suddenly fully repaired, surprising Oddler enough into causing him to turn and notice the boat.

"Whoah!" cried the Dark Magician Girl. "It worked!"

Then a skyscraper nearby exploded into atomic particles.

"Whoops," she said, obviously embarassed. "Y'see, whenever I try to do something other than destroy things, there's always a side effect." She smiled cheerfully. "At least it wasn't something like creating ants in your pants! That happened once!" She blinked. "Though I suppose you aren't wearing pants, are you, Miss?"

She grinned happily. "That's okay! Neither am I!"
 
Oddler graned, still looking for his sowrd, until he heard something sliding down the hill "What the... AAAGH!!!" After seeing the rampaging yatch, Oddler quickly put imself into a defence position, and put his hand in fron of him "I hope I'm not too rusty!"

As the huge yatch made an impact him, forceing him to slide back a few feet before it stoped. "Hot hot hot!" Oddler quickly sat down, took off his shoes, and blew at his feet, trying to cool himself off.
 
The Dark Magician Girl tumbled to the ground.

"Yeek!" she cried, as the yacht suddenly screeched to a halt.
 
Oddler growled as he put his shoes on and got up "Hey whats the big idea!? You could of really hurt me there!" He said as he jumped on the yatch. causing it to shake a bit.
 
"And as you can see," finished another Corporate Lawyer, "Gotham City is now plagued with copyright infrigement. Even Shining Force 2 and Yu-Gi-Oh are being plundered of--"

Suddenly, a group of men wearing red burst into the courtroom.

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

Much to his horror, the Corporate Lawyer found himself being dragged to a comfy chair...

<<--->>

"EEEK!" shrieked the Dark Magician Girl. "AN ATTACKER! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"

Oddler quite suddenly found himself hurtling into the sky.

"Faster! Faster!" cried the blonde girl as the yacht began to move again. "Into the water where we'll be safe!"

Kung-Fu Ninjas swarmed around the area, but the two lovely ladies managed to escape them, with the yacht finally plunging safely into the water. The two passengers rolled around, dazed and confused, before finally coming to a rest in each other's arms.

"Oof," murmured the Dark Magician Girl, slumping against the Harlequin Hussy. "That was a close one."
 
Oddler landed safely on the ground, growling "Why that..." Then he remembered he saw something shiny stuck to the yatch. In the sky it looked like an pin, but once he landed on the ground, and got a close look, he relized it as his sword.

"Come back here with my sowrd you thiefs!!!" Oddler elled as he bolted after the yatch.
 
Batman

IC: Robin walked up towards batman. "He said no." "Well Robin then there is only one thing we can do." "Whats that batman?" "Take our tip back." Robin looked dumb founded. "Well go on Robin Batman encourage."

Robin turned around walking to the mummy. He ran the order of events in his mind. First we give him a penny for a tip. He then throws our copter. Now I'm suposed to take the tip back.

"Excuse me sir.... we want our.... penny back....."
 
"Raraagagh!" roared the stumbling mummy, as it swiped at Robin with its deadly touch.

A penny landed on the ground with a ping as Robin dodged.

Staggering around, the giant mummy slammed into the house opposite the deli, and despite still being far smaller than the house, it knocked the house down.
 
Oddler jumped on the back of the boat, then he turned around and grabed the sword that was stuck in the boat. An evil smile came across his face "Payback time..." Oddler muttered to himself, just before stood up he remembered the girl who blasted him off the boat. "She looked familar... Oh well!" He said as he got up, and prepaired for an attack.
 
Robin

"Hey that wasn't so hard after all." Robin walked up bent over picking up the penny and then returned to Batman. "Hey Batman" Robin said as he got into the cycle. "Yea?" "Your a billion are right." "Yes." "Then why are you such a cheap skate."

Batman looked shocked for a few minutes. "I don't know. Lets ask the bat computer." Just then the bat cycle took off towards the bat cave.
 
As the men in red strapped the corporate lawyer into the chair, a black man in black leather with a sword walked into the room. Whispers of "It's Blade," and "The daywalker," could be heard being whispered. Blade pulled out his sword and sliced off the heads of all the men in red. He then stabbed the sword throgh the heart of the Corporate Lawyer. All of the corpses disintegrated. "All these danm lawyers and politicians, they're all vampires," he mumbled to himself, leaving the room.
 
The Dark Magician Girl stumbled to her feet, extricating herself from the compromising position with her bikini-clad new friend with a small blush and a growl.

"You! What do you want!"

Hum, he looks familiar... can't place it...

A staff slipped from nowhere and appeared in her hand. It's not like there was any room in that costume to hide it or anything.

"I'll protect my new friend and her pretty boat with everything I've got!"

She straightened her metal hat, and thought for a moment.

"Say, you're probably with those, uh, Batguy and Robber folks, aren'tcha!" She pointed her staff at Oddler menacingly. "Well stay back! I'm the Dark Magician!"
 
Oddler growled as he readied his sword. "You're messing with the wrong demon Lady! And I don't know who these two goons you're talking about!" Oddler stared at her imntencely, trying to figure out she was. She definetly looks familar! But where? I've been through so many portals... I can't remember much any more.
 
"She just left me," Doctor Evil said, crying into the arms of Mini Me, an empty bottle of bourbon clutched in his hands, "She left me. She didn't care. Nobody cares. I'm all alone, alone in this mastery of evil."
Number 2 gave a heartfelt sigh, thinking it was best to leave their celebration for another time.
"Doctor Evil, perhaps we should get going. Your plan is about..."
"Oh ffud... fuc, "he hiccuped several times, pointing at Number 2, "Fuck you number 2."
He let out a giggle, watching as there were now 2 Number 2's. He pointed from one to the other, laughing as he did so.
"2 Number 2's. 2 Number 2's."
He hiccuped again.
"Sir, we should get going."
"No, no, no, no," Doctor Evil waved one of the Number 2's away, to get him another drink, while he had a talk with the other one.
"No, you should get going."
He chuckled, as if he had done something evilly clever.
"Sir, please."
"No, your cheese."
Number 2 gave up, moving to the bar tender, and asked him to turn on the t.v. He might as well hear something besides Doctor Evil's drunk ramblings.
"... And on the darker side of news, it seems a Bobbbab is making its way down to earth. The bomb, which seemed to come from some sort of alien space bunny station, is now heading just for Gotham. But don't worry folks, scientists say with the atomic power of this blast will kill just about everyone on earth. So there's no need to leave the city."
Doctor Evil looked at the t.v. in pure astonishment.
"My God, why didn't I think of that?"
Number 2 wondered why Doctor Evil didn't think of blowing up the world via evil bunnies, but thought against it. He might not have liked being yelled at by a drunken Doctor Evil, but he certainly did like keeping his job.
"Sir, the world is in trouble, we should do something."
Doctor Evil nodded, "Quick, I need a dog, some whipped cream, and the royal crown jewels."
Number 2 gave a curious look, "Sir, shouldn't we go get some help?"
"Fine.... fine, fine. We'll do it your way, but if that bunny fart rains on my parade, don't come crying to me after your dead."
Number 2 promised he wouldn't come crying to Doctor Evil after he was dead.
 
Then...
Just as they were getting really emotional, there was a flaming explosion in one wall, sendng billowing clouds of smoke and scattering debris throughout the room.

Jack Slater strode through the blasted hole in the wall, lighting up a fat cigar.

"See...", he said through gritted teeth as he puffed on the cigar, "I told you I'd be back..."
 
"Don't worry," whispered the Dark Magician Girl to the Harlequin, who still seemed to be stunned, "everything is under control!"

A direct magic attack probably won't work, and that's all I'm good at... I'll have to take a chance!

"DARK MAGIC!"

Oddler suddenly found himself grasped by an invisible hand, lifted up, and tossed a hundred yards away from the boat before he was dunked into the water.

The blonde girl smiled cheerfully. "Whew. Thank goodness nobody had to die!"

Meanwhile, in response to the non-attack usage of Dark Magic, a whale far underneath the yacht was teleported right above Gotham, and then exploded from excess Dark Magic, sending chucks of whale meat and blubber all over the city.

The Scotsmen were gaining the upper hand against the Kung Fu Ninjas until they saw that there was nasty looking meat and blubber and organs lying around.

"Look!" cried a Scotsman. "We cin make Haggis!"

With a resounding cheer, the Scotsmen halted in their assault to gather chunks of sizzling whale meat, and the Kung Fu Ninjas began their attack once again, slaughtering the distracted Scotsmen. Despite the fact that the Kung Fu Ninjas constantly stopped to debate whether they were Chinese or Japanese in origin, they managed to press the fight.
 
Oddler stood up, now fuming. He was so angry, the his clothing dried instantly. "Thats it... She had just pushed my limits... But I can't get past that dang blasted defence... Thats it!"

Oddler ran right back at the boat. This time insted of just exploding his way in, he calmly walked in. His sword was in his scabber. "You know, I told you that you were messing with the wrong guy..."

By some invisble force, the dark magician girl was slightly lifted in the air, and pushed into the wall softly. "Now... Mind telling me what in the blue hell is going on in this city?!"
 
The Dark Magician Girl shrieked and struggled against the wall, her staff falling from her grasp as she flailed about helplessly.

"Please, don't hurt my friend!" she cried. "Do whatever you want with me, just don't hurt my friend! We're poor girls, take pity on us, don't do bad things to us, demon man!"

Weeping and babbling nonsensically, the Dark Magician Girl fought against the magic as hard as she could, but to no avail...

<<--->>

The Kung Fu Ninjas stood triumphant over a pile of dead Scotsmen warriors.

"We are unbeatable!" cried their leader. "None can stop us!"

"I expect that's true," said the second-in-command.

A man in a red coat shoved them both off the huge pile of dead bodies, sending them tumbling to their deaths.

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
 
As Oddler interrogated the magician woman, a green pipe appeared out of nowhere and a short fat man came jumping out of it. The man was dressed in red overalls, black shoes, and had on a red cap with an "M" on it. The man, who had a curly mustache, said to Oddler in an Italian accent " Hey, you, I don't like the way you are treating that lady." He then jumped up, somehow a brick box was over him, and bashed the box with his head. A flower that looked like it was on fire popped out of the top of the box. The man jumped on top of the box and ate te flower. His outfit magically changed towhite, an he shot a fireball at Oddler.
 
Oddler shook his head, sighing heavily "I'm not going to harm either of you. I just want to know what is going on. You're the one who stole my sword and blasted me off the boat, TWICE!"

Oddler walked over to the girl's staff and picked it up "Hmm."
 
Number 2 was still dusting-off his suit, when Dr Evil (in clean new white outfit already) said, "Back....back from where? I've never freaking seen you before!"

Jack Slater looked around with one eyebrow raised, "Oh...sorry then. Must be the wrong hideout. Hey, don't worry about it. You can bill the LAPD, sorry for damage to the wall."

He starts walking back towards the blasted hole in the wall.

"LAPD? You mean the Los Angeles Police Department?", Dr Evil was going into an hysterical rage, "But this is Gotham City! What kind of freaking idiot are you? This isn't even your jurisdiction!"

"...ah....but it is mine, Dr Evil", Austin Powers says as he opens the door, "Well, I think it is...now what villainous plan are you upto to this time? You'll never get away with it you know. You never do."

Dr Evil grins evilly at Mr Powers, leaning back to press a big red button on the wall.

"Hah....You've walked right into a trap you idiot!", Evil says, as forty blonde bikini-girls with tommy-guns charge into the room. Each one wearing golden bikinis and very high-heeled golden pumps.
 
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