I Almost Died Today

[eric_erosfan]

What a magnificent slab of upholstered idiocy the above is, the sort of “wit” emitted by a man who mistakes sneering for intellect and sarcasm for evidence of civilization. No one claimed Tim Walz was personally dispatching Somalis to haul away gun safes, you overcaffeinated clown. Your entire performance exists only because the modern progressive mind, softened by slogans and embalmed in self-congratulation, cannot confront disagreement without erecting a friggin' straw man.

I don't think you get the premise...

 

[Rightguide]

I don't think you get the premise...

That's always been your mistaken premise for day one.

 

[RoryN]

That's always been your mistaken premise for day one.

It's "from day one" you uneducated ass clown.

 

[RoryN]

you are a dildo

"Dildo" seems to be the ultimate insult in your mind.

I guess we know what your sister replaced you with.

 

[ll74]

IADT when someone injected me with a vaccine and put a mask on my face

One of them was from Chicago and the other was from Hollywood

 

[glamorilla]

In the interest of being a good forum steward, I think it's not a good idea to share your bank account passwords to the forum here. Be sure and change those right away and in the future, I'd suggest using numbers and symbols to make them more secure.

About two weeks after that two fat black lesbians decided to have a shoot out with each other in front of the deli i stop at on my way to work. While i was on my way to getbsome coffee.

 

[RoryN]

two fat black lesbians decided to have a shoot out with each other in front of the deli i stop at

98% certain this never happened.

on my way to work.

100% certain.

 

[Lazaran]

98% certain this never happened.



100% certain.

Are you sure glamgorilla wasn’t going to work on the corner where the deli is located???

 

[glamorilla]

Are you sure glamgorilla wasn’t going to work on the corner where the deli is located???

Guys pay me just for the chance to come clean my apartment.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Have you been drinking? Arguing with a drunk is a waste of time.

That's always been your mistaken premise for day one.

It's "from day one" you uneducated ass clown.

You almost can feel sorry for Reichguide.

Almost.

 

[RoryN]

Are you sure glamgorilla wasn’t going to work on the corner where the deli is located???

Guys pay me just for the chance to come clean my apartment.

Looks like you just got confirmation, Laz.

("Clean my apartment" couldn't be a more overt euphemism. Show some creativity.)

 

[DeluxAuto]

Guys pay me just for the chance to come clean my apartment.

Drug addicts are easy to steal from.

 

[RoryN]

Back in the day, glamorilla carried himself as some sort of real-life Tom of Finland character.

But he's actually more like Bigtitsbitch1000x: a banned member who was a performance troll alt (made by a Deplorable) purporting to be an overweight, mentally-ill elderly trans man with a fixation on his hormone-induced breasts, and making out with his cat. He shared a few images of himself (A.I.) before I triggered the troll into a meltdown and got him booted.

Sad contrast.

 

[ll74]

About two weeks after that two fat black lesbians decided to have a shoot out with each other in front of the deli i stop at on my way to work. While i was on my way to getbsome coffee.

So did they make out or are you just ascribing their sexual preferences?

 

[glamorilla]

More recently a co worker of mine came out of retirement. In his seventies. Both of us had glass bottles thrown at us on our way home by a couple of "pro palestine" types.

 

[RoryN]

More recently a co worker of mine came out of retirement. In his seventies.

So, you're both old. Got it.

Both of us had glass bottles thrown at us on our way home

And they knew you were alcoholics.

 

[ll74]

More recently a co worker of mine came out of retirement. In his seventies. Both of us had glass bottles thrown at us on our way home by a couple of "pro palestine" types.

Did you immediately call AOC to complain?

 

[RoryN]

I almost died today when I read AOC saying something I didn't agree with.

I immediately went out and shot 500 people in order to deal with it. But I survived.

 

[Lazaran]

IADT when I saw a poll from Fox News showing Donald Trump’s approval rating plummeting to a historic low - but then some unbiased right wing patriots reminded me that Fox News was a left wing media outlet, and I managed to recover…

 

[glamorilla]

Eventually all communists kill themselves off.

 

[RoryN]

Eventually all communists kill themselves off.

Also Deplorables: Communism must be eradicated or it will take over.

 

[glamorilla]

Last september some scumbag tried grabbing my phone out of my hand. Told me he could kill me and the police would look the other way. Then hevspit at me.

Imagine his surprise when i punched him square in the face. Second punch didnt land and i flew off balance but the fucking spic was already running off.

 

[RoryN]

I got clocked in the head on easter sunday by a drugged out nigger

two fat black lesbians decided to have a shoot out with each other in front of the deli

some scumbag tried grabbing my phone

Wowsers.

Do any of you live close enough to glam to drop off food for him at his sidewalk tent?

 

[glamorilla]

9/11 was scary. I wasnt close enough to be in any real danger but i was in the "frozen zone". Seeing hundreds, thousands actually of survivors being paraded down my street was surreal. The scary part wasnt the military...they were all over the place. You couldnt step out your door without id of some sort. The scary part were the helicopters. They were flying so low causing my building to shake i admit...i was terrified a plane was going to crash on my building.

Fucking islam.

 

[ll74]

Wowsers.

Do any of you live close enough to glam to drop off food for him at his sidewalk tent?

I doubt I do, but maybe someone can order him more ink for his imagination book. Can't wait to hear how he almost dies tomorrow!