I Almost Died Today

[glamorilla]

I doubt I do, but maybe someone can order him more ink for his imagination book. Can't wait to hear how he almost dies tomorrow!

you might. there's a homeless black man camping out on the corner of my block. he's been there about a week and he's making himself sooper comfy.

I'm sure its not going to end well for him or the person/home he's going to eventually assault/break into. if he makes news i'll post it.

 

[MajorRewrite]

I got clocked in the head on easter sunday by a drugged out nigger on easter sunday a few years back.

Just to be clear, this thing you made up happened on Easter Sunday?

 

[ll74]

you might. there's a homeless black man camping out on the corner of my block. he's been there about a week and he's making himself sooper comfy.

I'm sure there is

I'm sure its not going to end well for him or the person/home he's going to eventually assault/break into. if he makes news i'll post it.

You think?

Maybe he should post here about it

 

[RoryN]

on easter sunday by a drugged out nigger on easter sunday

Just to be clear, this thing you made up happened on Easter Sunday?

 

[glamorilla]

Just to be clear, this thing you made up happened on Easter Sunday?

I also had a guy follow me home from my supermarket coming home from Thanksgiving in the city. he was shouting obscenities and slurs and this was not a quiet night~people were actually making remarks like "oh God this again". I may have been assaulted when turning down my block if not for a neighbor of mine coming home catty corner from me. Ran across the street and asked what's up and the guy slinked off.

 

[RoryN]

if he makes news i'll post it.

You're living in 2003. No one on Lit cares what's happening in your life anymore.

Now you're just an old, racist crank with nothing original to say.

 

[glamorilla]

you guys really want scary I have an ex who's father is the mayor of his home town.

republican.

we broke up a long time ago so don't worry...I won't sic them on you.

 

[RoryN]

I almost died today when someone I don't like made an I almost died today thread.

I would have too, had I not gone on a racist tirade of imagined scenarios. Doing so saved my life.

The others tried to pry me away from the shelter computer with declarations like "It's my turn now - I need to look for work!" but I was thankfully able to fend them off.

 

[ll74]

I also had a guy follow me home from my supermarket coming home from Thanksgiving in the city. he was shouting obscenities and slurs and this was not a quiet night~people were actually making remarks like "oh God this again". I may have been assaulted when turning down my block if not for a neighbor of mine coming home catty corner from me. Ran across the street and asked what's up and the guy slinked off.

Was his name Jim? Or do you only use Muslim names for your stories?

 

[glamorilla]

Was his name Jim? Or do you only use Muslim names for your stories?

its terribly racist of you to assume the gentleman harassing me this time was muslim.

 

[Lazaran]

I also had a guy follow me home from my supermarket coming home from Thanksgiving in the city. he was shouting obscenities and slurs and this was not a quiet night~people were actually making remarks like "oh God this again". I may have been assaulted when turning down my block if not for a neighbor of mine coming home catty corner from me. Ran across the street and asked what's up and the guy slinked off.

So he wasn’t coming to clean your house then???

 

[glamorilla]

So he wasn’t coming to clean your house then???

he didn't have the necessary maids uniform and book of matches.

 

[ll74]

its terribly racist of you to assume the gentleman harassing me this time was muslim.

I didn't assume anything.
.hence why I asked

 

[latecomer91364]

As a public service, I thought it worthwhile to share our near death experiences with our fellow forum members, so they can properly prepare for what the day may look like outside of each of your bunkers.

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To start off, IADT (I almost died today) because Tim Walz was using Somalis to steal my gun safe.

Thankfully, I have my alarm system was set to go off for any color different from white and I was able to deport them successfully.

Please consider making these changes to your alarm system, so that it can also save your life/guns

So it would be okay for white people to steal your guns?

I know your post is phony - pathetically trying and failing, to be funny, but you are one dumbass motherfucker. Maybe if an illegal broke into your house, raped and killed your family, you might not be such an asshole (doubt it...).

 

[ll74]

So it would be okay for white people to steal your guns?

It wouldn't be ok for anyone to steal anything of mine.

I know your post is phony - pathetically trying and failing, to be funny, but you are one dumbass motherfucker. Maybe if an illegal broke into your house, raped and killed your family, you might not be such an asshole (doubt it...).

It's pretty hilarious actually.

And there's where you miss the point - you fickers are scared of shit that has never happened to you or even impacted you....I'd be shocked if you ever met a single Muslim in your life.

Hell, glam has to make up shit to feel better about themselves....and then he blames AOC for the made up shit.

You are all a joke.....scared little bigots who need to post multiple threads a day to play the victim.....those people. Grow up little boy

 

[eric_erosfan]

I also had a guy follow me home from my supermarket coming home from Thanksgiving in the city. he was shouting obscenities and slurs and this was not a quiet night~people were actually making remarks like "oh God this again". I may have been assaulted when turning down my block if not for a neighbor of mine coming home catty corner from me. Ran across the street and asked what's up and the guy slinked off.

Jesus you live in a shitty neighborhood. But then you love shitty neighborhoods.

 

[latecomer91364]

It wouldn't be ok for anyone to steal anything of mine.


It's pretty hilarious actually.

And there's where you miss the point - you fickers are scared of shit that has never happened to you or even impacted you....I'd be shocked if you ever met a single Muslim in your life.

Hell, glam has to make up shit to feel better about themselves....and then he blames AOC for the made up shit.

You are all a joke.....scared little bigots who need to post multiple threads a day to play the victim.....those people. Grow up little boy

You grossly overrate your ability to be humorous.

But we expect delusional fantasies from you.

 

[ll74]

You grossly overrate your ability to be humorous.

Ok

But we expect delusional fantasies from you.

Tell me more about shit you read about on the internet that makes you scared of "those people"

I almost died today at the grocery store when a non whitey put my eggs in with the raw chicken. Thankfully he saw my holstered weapon and swiftly self deported....I obviously would've wrestled him to the ground and took him out with my bare hands had he not complied.

 

[latecomer91364]

Ok


Tell me more about shit you read about on the internet that makes you scared of "those people"

I almost died today at the grocery store when a non whitey put my eggs in with the raw chicken. Thankfully he saw my holstered weapon and swiftly self deported....I obviously would've wrestled him to the ground and took him out with my bare hands had he not complied.

Who are 'those people' you presume I'm 'scared of?'

Your bullshit fantasies are simply tiresome. It's beyond hope to think you could ever deal with the real world - not as the racist fantasies you believe in.

You're a waste of skin (no matter the color).

While this has been marginally 'fun,' I'm done wasting my time with an empty moron like you.

Buh-Bye...

 

[ll74]

Who are 'those people' you presume I'm 'scared of?'

The people that almost dieded you .

Your bullshit fantasies are simply tiresome. It's beyond hope to think you could ever deal with the real world - not as the racist fantasies you believe in.

This isn't a fantasy.....multiple threads a day tell me how scared you dipshits are for no reason .

You're a waste of skin (no matter the color).

While this has been marginally 'fun,' I'm done wasting my time with an empty moron like you.

Buh-Bye...

Of course

 

[coati]

I almost died today because an uppity brown person told me that Mexico did not pay for the border wall, and that American taxpayers would have to pay for the wall AND the ballroom.

I decided to stiff that contractor for the amount I still owed him.

 

[ll74]

IADT - because someone ahead of me in line was buying Doritoes with their SNAP benefits.

 

[coati]

IADT because some posters on the porn board said Republicans have been brainwashed and intimidated by a con artist and pathological liar.

This really hurt my feelings.

 

[ll74]

IADT because I didn't properly ratio my ammo to non white people count. I had to run from the scene.

 

[AnomalyLady]

IADT when I saw an erect penis at the clothing optional bath house, during the women only hours.