I know you too well to share my kinks.

[Apisto42]

Are you talking about this dude? Pfft! He's harmless /s

WTF

I’m glad I had never seen that.

Now I’m sad that I’ve seen that.

 

[AveryElle]

What you talking about Willis? That sounds like some right wing trumpy talking point.

No, that would be ‘don’t let trans kids access medical care’. Not even close!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

WTF

I’m glad I had never seen that.

Now I’m sad that I’ve seen that.

I feel like Mike Diva was prophetic when he released this. I thought it was hilarious back in 2016. Definitely hits differently in 2022

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No, that would be ‘don’t let trans kids exist'. Not even close!

Fixed it for ya

 

[AveryElle]

Fixed it for ya

Touché!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sassy- I have a question that I can't seem to get an answer to and I think you're probably qualified to answer

What's the difference between MFM and MMF? Is it the plug in configuration?

I’m not Sassy (a poor substitute) but . . .
MFM: Two guys one girl, guys only touch girl.
MMF: Everybody fucks everybody!

Yes this.
Though my husband did no fucking in ours, which is why I said close to. But he did try the sucking thing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You both rock! Thanks x

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It isn't easy. And yes, the queer community would make sense. I mostly just looked for the weirdest person in the room anywhere. Even if they weren't my type of weird, they were interesting, and that is always worth it. I also ended up looking for fashion keys, unusual hair and clothes. Also, robotics, engineer, and gaming groups seemed to have a higher than normal amount of twisty chicks (if there was a chick).

I think I do this unconsciously. And considering I fall into a number of these categories myself and consider myself a bit twisty, you might be onto something!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You both rock! Thanks x

So which one do you prefer?

I’m not Sassy (a poor substitute) but . . .
MFM: Two guys one girl, guys only touch girl.
MMF: Everybody fucks everybody!

Yes this.
Though my husband did no fucking in ours, which is why I said close to. But he did try the sucking thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Who likes to play games?
In this example, we tease each other all day long and when the event comes it’s a hands only affair.
First one to orgasm “loses” and has to finish the winner off with oral.
Gotta keep things interesting.

Do you play games?
Shouldn’t you?
Give examples of little games you play.

 

[Apisto42]

Can’t think of any right now because her tits are just delicious.

 

[seetheartinme]

I think I'm a bit more bi on here than I let on in the real world. I'm definitely a lesbian; I have no desire to do anything with a cock. But the thought of a guy watching me as I touch myself, touching me, sucking my nipples, licking my clit... That majorly turns me on!

 

[Lord Pmann]

…there’s definitely a temptation to dive fully into every single fetish or kink and try it out. And maybe I will still do that lol!

I assure you there are some kinks you don’t want to try. Some of the people here put penises in their mouths. FILTHY.

 

[alwaysaway]

I assure you there are some kinks you don’t want to try. Some of the people here put penises in their mouths. FILTHY.

@JerseyJade, you filthy whore

 

[JerseyJade]

@JerseyJade, you filthy whore

Aww, thank you, AA.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh there are even worse perverts around here, I heard a story once of someone who ….brace yourself …. masturbated on the floor of a Pizza Hut.

The most bothersome part is that it was a Pizza Hut. I mean, there's much better pizza out there. But hey, I was young and foolish. You make dumb decisions at that age. Today I would masturbate on the floor of a boutique pizzeria, like I've got some fucking class.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@JerseyJade, you filthy whore

Aww, thank you, AA.

@JerseyJade I assume this is the equivalent of a badge of honor? Distinguished service recognized in this area of expertise

 

[Lord Pmann]

@JerseyJade I assume this is the equivalent of a badge of honor? Distinguished service recognized in this area of expertise

Kind of like an honourary doctorate. Or...

....

....

Dicktorate

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Kind of like an honourary doctorate. Or...

....

....

Dicktorate

Puns and related wordplay make me cringe…except when they’re about sex. Then I giggle

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of masturbating at Pizza Hut, (<—Possibly the best start of a sentence ever) has anyone heard of masturbation clubs?
Apparently these are organized circle jerk places where men of all sexualities (they stress that straight go there too ) can go and “give each other a hand” literally and or figuratively. It seems there are rules, codes and signals for who wants to be watched and who needs some help.

I find this interesting. I get a gay/bi guy going to these, but straight?
No judgement, just curious.

Would you attend one of these Bate Buddy places?
Would you be okay with your SO attending?
Women are apparently not allowed, but shouldn’t they be?
Women, would you want to check a place like this out?
What is it about circle jerks that are appealing?
Have you ever been a part of a circle jerk or Bate Buddy experience? (it’s okay, you can tell us).
Is it a competitive thing, a curious thing or a purely sexual thing?
Is there an equivalent to the circle jerk for women?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking of masturbating at Pizza Hut, (<—Possibly the best start of a sentence ever) has anyone heard of masturbation clubs?
Apparently these are organized circle jerk places where men of all sexualities (they stress that straight go there too ) can go and “give each other a hand” literally and or figuratively. It seems there are rules, codes and signals for who wants to be watched and who needs some help.

I find this interesting. I get a gay/bi guy going to these, but straight?
No judgement, just curious.

Would you attend one of these Bate Buddy places?
Would you be okay with your SO attending?
Women are apparently not allowed, but shouldn’t they be?
Women, would you want to check a place like this out?
What is it about circle jerks that are appealing?
Have you ever been a part of a circle jerk or Bate Buddy experience? (it’s okay, you can tell us).
Is it a competitive thing, a curious thing or a purely sexual thing?
Is there an equivalent to the circle jerk for women?

Do you suppose Straight guys would still be curious about technique?

If my SO wanted to go. So be it. But I'd be sad I couldn't watch.
I think men are entitled to their own thing. So, Should they be? Maybe not. Maybe there is a version where women aren't allowed, and a version where they are. I can bet more straight guys would go if they knew women were watching.
I would totally go watch.
What would a competition look like? Most cum? quickest spitter? I'm not sure quickest would be an award-winning thing.

Women- Once heard "Clambake"

 

[Trekka]

Speaking of masturbating at Pizza Hut, (<—Possibly the best start of a sentence ever) has anyone heard of masturbation clubs?
Apparently these are organized circle jerk places where men of all sexualities (they stress that straight go there too ) can go and “give each other a hand” literally and or figuratively. It seems there are rules, codes and signals for who wants to be watched and who needs some help.

I find this interesting. I get a gay/bi guy going to these, but straight?
No judgement, just curious.

Would you attend one of these Bate Buddy places?
Would you be okay with your SO attending?
Women are apparently not allowed, but shouldn’t they be?
Women, would you want to check a place like this out?
What is it about circle jerks that are appealing?
Have you ever been a part of a circle jerk or Bate Buddy experience? (it’s okay, you can tell us).
Is it a competitive thing, a curious thing or a purely sexual thing?
Is there an equivalent to the circle jerk for women?

I had NO IDEA this was a thing/.. I just learned a thing!
I'm fascinated by every fucking aspect of this!
Please go and report back?

Do you suppose Straight guys would still be curious about technique?

If my SO wanted to go. So be it. But I'd be sad I couldn't watch.
I think men are entitled to their own thing. So, Should they be? Maybe not. Maybe there is a version where women aren't allowed, and a version where they are. I can bet more straight guys would go if they knew women were watching.
I would totally go watch.
What would a competition look like? Most cum? quickest spitter? I'm not sure quickest would be an award-winning thing.

Women- Once heard "Clambake"

Oh God i'd wanna watch too.
Maybe they can make a two way mirror so we can spectate.
We can make out back there and they'll never know it.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I had NO IDEA this was a thing/.. I just learned a thing!
I'm fascinated by every fucking aspect of this!
Please go and report back?



Oh God i'd wanna watch too.
Maybe they can make a two way mirror so we can spectate.
We can make out back there and they'll never know it.

We'd have to be quiet though. That could prove challenging.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When I was younger, I jerked off with two friends in the room. But it was not preferred. It was necessity. We were watching a porn we rented. But honestly… it was not so much a porn as some shitty B-movie.

And we made makeshift barriers to prevent one another from seeing each other’s dicks. But there was nothing enticing about it.

Now that I have my own masturbatoreum, I no longer need to masturbate in front of other guys. I do so in dank restrooms and in my car.

 

[JerseyJade]

When I was younger, I jerked off with two friends in the room. But it was not preferred. It was necessity. We were watching a porn we rented. But honestly… it was not so much a porn as some shitty B-movie.

And we made makeshift barriers to prevent one another from seeing each other’s dicks. But there was nothing enticing about it.

Now that I have my own masturbatoreum, I no longer need to masturbate in front of other guys. I do so in dank restrooms and in my car.

Eww!