I know you too well to share my kinks.

[Lord Pmann]

Eww!

I’m not proud of it. But I was of an age where I had limited access to porn (the internet wasn’t as filthily available as it is today) and I needed to see boobs. What’s a guy to do?!?

 

[alwaysaway]

When I was younger, I jerked off with two friends in the room. But it was not preferred. It was necessity. We were watching a porn we rented. But honestly… it was not so much a porn as some shitty B-movie.

And we made makeshift barriers to prevent one another from seeing each other’s dicks. But there was nothing enticing about it.

Now that I have my own masturbatoreum, I no longer need to masturbate in front of other guys. I do so in dank restrooms and in my car.

Why did you omit that there was dick-sized holes in these barriers?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why did you omit that there was dick-sized holes in these barriers?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh there are even worse perverts around here, I heard a story once of someone who ….brace yourself …. masturbated on the floor of a Pizza Hut.

I’ve never been able to look at one the same

I read something recently about a guy who jizzed on to the floor of an airplane assuming the cleaning crew would catch it.

What a douchebag

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I assure you there are some kinks you don’t want to try. Some of the people here put penises in their mouths. FILTHY.

Right?!?

THANK YOU for the validation

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you suppose Straight guys would still be curious about technique?

If my SO wanted to go. So be it. But I'd be sad I couldn't watch.
I think men are entitled to their own thing. So, Should they be? Maybe not. Maybe there is a version where women aren't allowed, and a version where they are. I can bet more straight guys would go if they knew women were watching.
I would totally go watch.
What would a competition look like? Most cum? quickest spitter? I'm not sure quickest would be an award-winning thing.

Women- Once heard "Clambake"

I’m not sure about that. How many techniques could there be?
Plus, guys aren’t shy about talking about jerking off, so I think there’s plenty of info out there!

I would be WAY more interested if women could watch.

I agree, quickest cummer seems like he would lose. Most cum is definitely a category. I also think distance shooter, best ball work, longest squeeze off before blast would also make good categories.

I had NO IDEA this was a thing/.. I just learned a thing!
I'm fascinated by every fucking aspect of this!
Please go and report back?



Oh God i'd wanna watch too.
Maybe they can make a two way mirror so we can spectate.
We can make out back there and they'll never know it.

There seem to be a lot of articles on this. There’s even a map to see where the nearest “bate” place is to you. I had no idea this was a thing. I wasn’t even sure if circle jerks were real. But I guess so.

I was thinking you and Sassy should do sort of an Airbnb but for Bators.
The two of you would make the perfect hosts and I bet you could come up with plenty of activities for your guests.

When I was younger, I jerked off with two friends in the room. But it was not preferred. It was necessity. We were watching a porn we rented. But honestly… it was not so much a porn as some shitty B-movie.

And we made makeshift barriers to prevent one another from seeing each other’s dicks. But there was nothing enticing about it.

Now that I have my own masturbatoreum, I no longer need to masturbate in front of other guys. I do so in dank restrooms and in my car.

I get this. I guess I didn’t have enough sleep overs as a younger dude. When I was in college, me and my friends went to a strip joint and got all horny before going back to the hotel. Masturbating seemed inevitable, and a couple guys took turns “using the restroom”. I chose to control myself, but definitely did a little dick smacking under my sheets. But the presence of the other guys in the room helped me achieve flaccidity without completion.

In retrospect, I’m surprised I was able to control myself, but I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to be my underwear in the morning!

Why did you omit that there was dick-sized holes in these barriers?

It’s important to get proper air flow when masturbating.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I read something recently about a guy who jizzed on to the floor of an airplane assuming the cleaning crew would catch it.

What a douchebag

Douchebag indeed!
Everyone knows you’re supposed to blow it in the little pillow they give you. What is wrong with people?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I get this. I guess I didn’t have enough sleep overs as a younger dude. When I was in college, me and my friends went to a strip joint and got all horny before going back to the hotel. Masturbating seemed inevitable, and a couple guys took turns “using the restroom”. I chose to control myself, but definitely did a little dick smacking under my sheets. But the presence of the other guys in the room helped me achieve flaccidity without completion.

In retrospect, I’m surprised I was able to control myself, but I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to be my underwear in the morning!

See, I have the superpower of being able to masturbate under any and all circumstances. Pizza Hut bathroom? No problem. High school restroom? I’ve got it covered. Literally. Friend’s bedroom with only sheets cleverly hung up to create little masturbating stalls? No problem.

And this was the sex scene (or one of them) that did it: https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/audieengland/deltaofvenus/delta-england5-hi.html

It’s not even very good. But at the time, porn was not so readily available. It was a sad time.

Anyway, point is, hot words is obviously more restrained than I am, as his difficulties are foreign to me.

 

[Trekka]

See, I have the superpower of being able to masturbate under any and all circumstances. Pizza Hut bathroom? No problem. High school restroom? I’ve got it covered. Literally. Friend’s bedroom with only sheets cleverly hung up to create little masturbating stalls? No problem.

And this was the sex scene (or one of them) that did it: https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/audieengland/deltaofvenus/delta-england5-hi.html

It’s not even very good. But at the time, porn was not so readily available. It was a sad time.

Anyway, point is, hot words is obviously more restrained than I am, as his difficulties are foreign to me.

Dude that movie is fucking hot.
H-O-T.
They don’t make classy shit like that anymore! Those were the days! Trying to watch Skinemax from the crack in my door >—> through the crack in my parents’ door. Sheeeeet.
And I know what i would be doing with that pipe by the end.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve never heard of that movie^^^but it looks Oscar worthy (meaning I’d have to grab my Oscar while watching that one).
One of the things we’re overlooking is that by cleverly hanging those sheets, you guys were clearly planning on having a masturbate-a-thon together.

I‘ve never planned a group jackoff like this, so it was easier to suffer through those unplanned erectile events.

My friends and I went to a strip joint, but by the time we got back it was controllable.

I can only assume from your posts that the strip club bathroom would have had an even stronger alkaline smell had you joined us?

And Trekka, I didn’t understand your comment about the pipe. Can you clarify in graphic detail please?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude that movie is fucking hot.
H-O-T.
They don’t make classy shit like that anymore! Those were the days! Trying to watch Skinemax from the crack in my door >—> through the crack in my parents’ door. Sheeeeet.
And I know what i would be doing with that pipe by the end.

Yeah, it did the trick. A couple of times.

As you know, being of a certain age (of course it was legal age for purposes of the forum rules), you are only allowed to rent certain movies. But I was a clever, wanky little fucker. I wasn’t going to let any puritanical rating system keep me from tits.

So, I realized that, whilst I could not rent R rated movies, I could rent movies that were “not rated”. Fortunately, many of the TnA flicks were not rated, as they didn’t exactly plan of having theatrical releases. As a result of this finding, my pursuit of boobs in motion (as opposed to still pics on the internet) was complete. I rented this movie a couple of times, always remembering to rewind and return on time, as I didn’t need someone calling my house to tell me about one of their draconian charges on my account.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I bet each time you rented it it was harder to get out of the box due to the stickiness factor.
It‘s like that urban legend about every $20 dollar bill has cocaine on it from someone snorting with it at some point. Just imagine what went on with that tape!

 

[Trekka]

Let’s get back on track here.
i believe y’all menfolk were planning some sorta party…

 

[hotwords229_A]

Let’s get back on track here.
i believe y’all menfolk were planning some sorta party…

Like I said, there is a tremendous financial opportunity for you and Sassy to open an Airbnb-style Jackoff Camp and host many sexy events.

I’m looking for a nice outdoor vacation . . .

I found the original article that led me down this slippery slope.
In case you want to do your own investigation:
https://www.menshealth.com/uk/sex/a26707137/masturbation-clubs/
It’s pretty terrible as it doesn’t even answer its own question, plus it says 10% of the guys going to these places are straight, so according to my unreliable math, if there are 10 guys there 1 of them is straight, right?
Does that seem like a lot?

Either way, I find this interesting. The whole concept of circle jerks is interesting and I bet they happened and happen more than anyone will admit.

 

[chame1eon]

Last night I was res-erecting old threads and I found a few that I was a little embarrassed to dig out of the old Lit basement.

It occurred to me that when you are new to Lit it’s easy to walk in and share all kinds of crazy stuff, but as we get to know each other, it may become awkward to overshare.

This is, in my opinion, one of the issues with relationships. You may want your wife/girlfriend to don a strap-on and go to town on your butthole, but you are afraid to admit it, tell her about it or you are concerned that she might not be into seeing her man taking one for the team.

Does this happen to you on Lit?
Do you find yourself not sharing as much with the people you become closer to so as to not tarnish your awesome, carefully cultivated Lit persona?
Are you a little more bi than you let on?
Are you kind of embarrassed to admit you “maybe” looked at the BDSM threads longer than you want people to know.
Have you considered creating another Lit account so you can post in (or create) threads that you are curious about, but you want to do it “anonymously”?

Tell us, we know each other well enough.

If you can't share here where can you?

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you can't share here where can you?

Good point, but this raises more questions:

Are some kinks more fun if they remain fantasies?
There is a lot of talk about fake lesbians here—women who pretend to be into each other to draw the attention of us horny guys (both in real life and Lit). But if (most) things on Lit are fantasy why is that an issue?
Aren’t fake lesbians just role playing? Can a kink be innuendo, winks and implications rather than something actually pursued?
Would you say the majority of your kinks are something you would like to pursue, something you do regularly, or best left to the fantasy realm?

 

[mynameisben]

What would a competition look like? Most cum? quickest spitter? I'm not sure quickest would be an award-winning thing.

There was a time when I could quite literally hit the ceiling. Thank god those days are behind me. Do you know what a fucking PITA it is to clean that sort of thing off the ceiling?

Whatever the format, the competition should be paneled by at least a trio of naked women judges. Guys need inspiration to be at their finest, and if this were the format, sure, I would go to watch. Hell, I might even compete! I may not be able to hit the ceiling, but what I lack in ballistics I think I can make up for in style points.


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

There was a time when I could quite literally hit the ceiling. Thank god those days are behind me. Do you know what a fucking PITA it is to clean that sort of thing off the ceiling?

Whatever the format, the competition should be paneled by at least a trio of naked women judges. Guys need inspiration to be at their finest, and if this were the format, sure, I would go to watch. Hell, I might even compete! I may not be able to hit the ceiling, but what I lack in ballistics I think I can make up for in style points.


Ben

Was it a cathedral ceiling?

I used to be able to hit the ceiling too, but then I was in the top bunk of a loft in an upside down tiny home. So that was much less impressive.

 

[mynameisben]

A cathedral ceiling? LOL! No. The ceiling was 8 feet high, and the bed I was lying on reduced that height by two and a half feet or so. So if my math skills are up to snuff, that's a range of about five feet, give or take. That's probably farther than most, but hardly something that would land me in the Guiness' Book of World Records. Every now and then I surprise myself with a rope that shoots out a ridiculous length, but for the most part, those ceiling hitting days are well behind me.


Ben

 

[SassySheDevil]

There was a time when I could quite literally hit the ceiling. Thank god those days are behind me. Do you know what a fucking PITA it is to clean that sort of thing off the ceiling?

Whatever the format, the competition should be paneled by at least a trio of naked women judges. Guys need inspiration to be at their finest, and if this were the format, sure, I would go to watch. Hell, I might even compete! I may not be able to hit the ceiling, but what I lack in ballistics I think I can make up for in style points.


Ben

Considering I'm 4'11. Yes!

 

[mynameisben]

Considering I'm 4'11. Yes!

4'11"? Oh, Sassy! I could cover you till you looked like a glazed doughnut.


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

Every now and then I surprise myself with a rope that shoots out a ridiculous length

So now you’re saying that not only do you shoot far, but your hung like a moose too!
Damn dude, brag much?

 

[mynameisben]

Hung like a moose? I don't believe I ever said that.


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hung like a moose? I don't believe I ever said that.


Ben

To be fair, I have no idea if moose are well hung or not. I was just referring to you shooting out “a ridiculous length”.

Fun with words!

 

[mynameisben]

To be fair, I have no idea if moose are well hung or not. I was just referring to you shooting out “a ridiculous length”.

Fun with words!

I said "every now and then." I think it's the 52 degree angle that really does it.

As far as my hoober joober goes, I'm just a regular guy.

Moose, I do believe, are hung pretty damn well. But check that with a Canadian friend to be sure.


Ben