If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Jake069258]

Streaking across the commons.

Going 60 in a 25 zone, on his bicycle.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Going 60 in a 25 zone, on his bicycle.

For talking to strange women online.

 

[Dom70]

showin her boobs in a hot tub

 

[Suzanna33]

trying to join her in the hot tub

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

trying to join her in the hot tub

Peeping on said hot tub

 

[jasonmason]

Peeping on said hot tub

Impersonating a Judge

 

[DeckardNYC]

Impersonating a Judge

Judging an impersonator.

 

[jasonmason]

Judging an impersonator.

Switching Walk and Don't Walk signs

 

[Suzanna33]

Throwing rocks

 

[LiveWire64]

Throwing rocks

Lack of an AV.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

felonius electrocution

 

[DeckardNYC]

felonius electrocution

Hunting in the Zoo.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hunting in the Zoo.

Jaywalking

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Throwing an object at someone riding an electric scooter.

 

[LizVegas79]

Throwing an object at someone riding an electric scooter.

Posting on threads all over Lit without having an avatar :caning:

 

[cheekygirl75]

Posting on threads all over Lit without having an avatar :caning:

Giving unconventional medical advice

 

[barefootgirl69]

Giving unconventional medical advice

Apparently, mauling a morning talker!

 

[Cat]

Apparently, mauling a morning talker!

Borrowing too many books at the library.. and reading them!

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Biting a dog.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Borrowing too many books at the library.. and reading them!

You been talking to my daughter?
"Six books! Why do you read so much?!"

ETA: Jacques_Corbin was arrested for wearing his underwater swimsuit through the mall. He swims nekkid.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

You been talking to my daughter?
"Six books! Why do you read so much?!"

Clearly for violating a no shoes, no shirt, no service rule

 

[Jake069258]

Clearly for violating a no shoes, no shirt, no service rule

Leading the baseball boycott

 

[Suzanna33]

Drunk and Disorderly

 

[jasonmason]

Giving treats to the service animals

Shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[shmily]

Shooting fish in a barrel.

reckless kayaking!