If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Stealing everyone's clothes at the gym while they are showering

 

[Series 6]

Stealing everyone's clothes at the gym while they are showering

Assaulting buttocks with a kayak paddle.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Assaulting buttocks with a kayak paddle.

Trying to pass himself off as a Series 7.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for forging vintage bottle caps.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Graffiti

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Graffiti

Petty theft auto...can't resist the Power Wheels.

 

[Jake069258]

Petty theft auto...can't resist the Power Wheels.

Stealing the hearts of all the litsters. In a good way

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Stealing the hearts of all the litsters. In a good way

stealing the hearts the occasional litster, in the for profit way?

 

[BunnyBlue_]

For wearing socks with sandals

 

[barefootgirl69]

Driving without a top

 

[DeckardNYC]

Driving without a top

Contaminating the grapes with unwashed feet.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Contaminating the grapes with unwashed feet.

Sending unsolicited dick pics to the governor of New York.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sending unsolicited dick pics to the governor of New York.

He helped his neighbors make and distribute an amateur sex video, but they didn't know it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for smuggling avian endangered species into the country.

 

[AZDryHeat]

For trying to organize a Pride Parade in a redneck part of town.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Going to the store nekkid because of the heat.

 

[Btq97]

Pasing round the collection plate whilst only wearing clogs

 

[Mrtenant]

Pasing round the collection plate whilater only wearing clogs

Prolific posting on Lit

 

[DeckardNYC]

Prolific posting on Lit

He was arrested in Times Square for being a bunco artist.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was taken into custody for illegally downloading a pizza.

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC was taken into custody for illegally downloading a pizza.

Public drunkenness.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for stealing laxatives from an old lady in the drug store queue.

 

[Mattentive]

Valkyrie was arrested for operating an archery range without having enough cuddly toys to give out to the winners.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Valkyrie was arrested for operating an archery range without having enough cuddly toys to give out to the winners.

Stealing Toblerone.

 

[Mattentive]

Stealing Toblerone.

Only until three cops cornered me.

Hacking the Vatican.