If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Mrtenant]

Only until three cops cornered me.

Hacking the Vatican.

Masturbating in the Vatican.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Masturbating in the Vatican.

Streaking across the field during the homecoming game.

 

[BrownUnicorn]

Passing on the herp to unsuspecting gentleman and fillimg false police reports would be my guess.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Barefootgirl69 was taken into custody for stealing anklets at a handicraft market.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Barefootgirl69 was taken into custody for stealing anklets at a handicraft market.

Climbing the Berlin Wall (not knowing she could walk around it)

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for putting Minions stickers on the James Webb telescope lens.

 

[Mattentive]

Accidentally shoplifting carob cookies when they fell from the top shelf into her quiver.

 

[Series 6]

Accidentally shoplifting carob cookies when they fell from the top shelf into her quiver.

Stealing protractors.

 

[Mattentive]

He became obsolete and they needed to recycle him.

 

[jcED8723]

^^^ for having a very non erotic AV picture

 

[Series 6]

^^^ for having a very non erotic AV picture

Shoplifting underwear and cucumbers

 

[_valkyrie_]

Series 6 was arrested for killing the radio star.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Calling 911 for no extra pickles on her burger

 

[barefootgirl69]

Robbing the spa and taking all the wax.

(I'd drive the getaway car!)

 

[VisualExplorer]

Robbing the spa and taking all the wax.

(I'd drive the getaway car!an up scale outdoor wedding reception while naked

Robbing the spa and taking all the wax.

(I'd drive the getaway car!)

Crashing an upscale outdoor wedding reception naked

 

[DeckardNYC]

Crashing an upscale outdoor wedding reception naked

Streaking at a funeral.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Streaking at a funeral.

Enough with the public masturbation!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Enough with the public masturbation!

Filing false police reports, usually alleging innocent people were masturbating in front of him.

 

[TongueLust]

For robbing Mister Softee.

 

[_valkyrie_]

TongueLust has been detained on the account of rooster snatching.

 

[DeckardNYC]

For jumping over me in the casting thread

Failure to return those DVDs in 1998.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Failure to return those DVDs in 1998.

Going to city hall and telling hizzoner to go fuck himself.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Going to city hall and telling hizzoner to go fuck himself.

Sticking cigars where they shouldn’t be.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sticking cigars where they shouldn’t be.

Propositioning a cop to give him a blowjob. Not for money--just because!

 

[Series 6]

Propositioning a cop to give him a blowjob. Not for money--just because!

Smuggling contraband in his humidor.