If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[walkingeagle]

leading women on with his rod

Yanking fishermans rods!

 

[Misshotndeep]

leading women on with his rod

I ain't no stool pigeon! I would most likely be an accomplice anyway. lol

 

[LadyJS]

I ain't no stool pigeon! I would most likely be an accomplice anyway. lol

For eating watermelon in an odd way.

 

[TheGuyforU]

I ain't no stool pigeon! I would most likely be an accomplice anyway. lol

Didn't share any watermelons with me

 

[Mrtenant]

Didn't share any watermelons with me

You done used three already, wtf dude....how about abuse of watermelons...

 

[TheGuyforU]

You done used three already, wtf dude....how about abuse of watermelons...

Get the foh wtf

 

[clistenovena]

Code 5565732 of Lit reads: If a masked man does not wash his mask weekly he will be arrested and put in the stockade. I haven't seen you wash your mask, hence you're under arrest.

Fined for peeking in on a mask-washing.

(no blazin' over you this time...just everyone else)

 

[kcRollins]

Fined for peeking in on a mask-washing.

(no blazin' over you this time...just everyone else)

hahaha that made me laugh out loud...thaniks; nevertheless:

arrested for skipping over others muahahahaha

 

[kcRollins]

hahaha that made me laugh out loud...thaniks; nevertheless:

arrested for skipping over others muahahahaha

The crime would be killing a thread

 

[LizVegas79]

The crime would be killing a thread

For creating a vampire! OMG it's not really dead!

 

[twisteroo]

For creating a vampire! OMG it's not really dead!

For beating up the hell's angels.

 

[kcRollins]

For beating up the hell's angels.

For creating havoc during Trump's campaign.

 

[starrynightin64]

For creating havoc during Trump's campaign.

Arrested for folding corners on pages & not using a bookmark

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Arrested for folding corners on pages & not using a bookmark

Impersonating a Post-impressionist.

 

[twisteroo]

For cheating at black jack in a Vegas casino.

 

[LizVegas79]

For cheating at black jack in a Vegas casino.

For public displays of affection.

 

[twisteroo]

For public displays of affection.

Stealing hubcaps off of Donald Trump's limo.

 

[kcRollins]

Stealing hubcaps off of Donald Trump's limo.

For not paying off his bar tab

 

[thejabber27]

For not paying off his bar tab

Flashing.

 

[twisteroo]

Flashing.

For stealing underwear at the laundromat.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Flashing.

A rake and a ramblin man

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

For stealing underwear at the laundromat.

For wearing women's underewear at the laundromat

 

[twisteroo]

For wearing women's underewear at the laundromat

For stealing the center line from 3 miles of interstate highway.

 

[kcRollins]

For stealing the center line from 3 miles of interstate highway.

Undoubtedly for drunk and disorderly.

 

[MSH2]

Undoubtedly for drunk and disorderly.

It would be convoluted and complicated and there'd be one hell of a debate amongst the policemen about who was going to fill in the paperwork