If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Pantyboy74]

Grand Theft Panties

I don't think I have a pair of yours yet!

Arrested for pretending to be a sex therapist

 

[LizVegas79]

I don't think I have a pair of yours yet!

Arrested for pretending to be a sex therapist

Arrested on some random bogus charge by a couple cop friends of mine who owe me a favor!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Arrested on some random bogus charge by a couple cop friends of mine who owe me a favor!

Arrested due to the massive RTA she caused bending over to pickup a dropped purse.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Flashing his lights sabre in the meadowhall

 

[Pantyboy74]

Took a Scotsman inside the York walls.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Stealing his 75th pair of binoculars.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Stealing his 75th pair of binoculars.

Thats cos every time you catch me peeking you break them.

Assaulting a man who was just climbing a tree in her garden

 

[_valkyrie_]

Endangering bird species by climbing at trees.

 

[D1r7ymind]

Running around the streets of London naked wielding a katana

 

[Pantyboy74]

Running around the streets of London naked wielding a katana

50 shades of grey

 

[D1r7ymind]

Impersonating a brain surgeon

 

[Pantyboy74]

Speeding on the A1

 

[papadoc19]

Shoplifting at Victoria's Secret

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Replacing neighborhood garage sale flyers with articles from The Onion.

 

[jasonmason]

Replacing neighborhood garage sale flyers with articles from The Onion.

Flashing in the Supermarket and causing heart attacks and/or domestic disputes.

 

[HardWolfXX]

Beating someone with a kayak paddle

 

[Pantyboy74]

Animal cruelty

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Animal cruelty

Shoplifting at Frederick's of Hollywood.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Shoplifting at Frederick's of Hollywood.

ID love to own something from there.

Getaway driver for heist

 

[_valkyrie_]

Selling human organs on the black market.

 

[CeriseBuss]

Selling human organs on the black market.

Body snatching.

 

[papadoc19]

streaking

 

[OnaTangent]

Biting the hand that feeds him

 

[dee_f]

Stealing an undergarments

 

[Leigh81]

Stealing an undergarments

Distracting drivers as she walks down the street

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