If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ydahecnot]

Causing random sterilizations by playing Slayer loud on her radio

 

[DarciD]

Using cheesy clip art ...

 

[OnaTangent]

Failure to yield

 

[ydahecnot]

Seeking a five-finger discount

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Seeking a five-finger discount

Spelling errors

 

[hotwords229_A]

Spelling errors

Arson. Walking around with all those lit candles, she's bound to burn some stuff down.

 

[KarenB59]

Arson. Walking around with all those lit candles, she's bound to burn some stuff down.

Disrobing in a public setting.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Disrobing in a public setting.

Mooning us everyday!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Mooning us everyday!

Really? Do I have to even say anything? Because his words were too hot...lol

 

[Pantyboy74]

Really? Do I have to even say anything? Because his words were too hot...lol

Arrested for being too damned cute.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Arrested for being too damned cute.

Lol...arrested for being too darned funny

 

[Pantyboy74]

Lol...arrested for being too darned funny

Arrested for sexual harassment. Complaints of her jogging past men wearing skin tight yoga pants.

 

[MistressMoira]

Bank robbery

 

[Pantyboy74]

Mistress of a high end brothel.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Flinging panties at police officers lol

 

[Pantyboy74]

Flinging panties at police officers lol

You've been on you tube.

Streaked through Dallas with a sign saying. Country music sucks.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

You've been on you tube.

Streaked through Dallas with a sign saying. Country music sucks.

Lol...funny stuff

Flying to work in a super sonic jet instead of a car

 

[Pantyboy74]

Lol...funny stuff

Flying to work in a super sonic jet instead of a car

Can bowl a 300 game

 

[papadoc19]

Stealing underwear

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Pretending to be a doctors parent

 

[papadoc19]

Chronic spelling errors

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

malpractice

 

[cliteatingman]

malpractice

Original Sin

 

[Taegul]

Speaking in tongues?

 

[ashesatwork]

chasing leprechauns in a thong in nyc