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Helping sloths escape their zoo imprisonment.
If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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Helping sloths escape their zoo imprisonment.
ashesatwork
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jumping the ring a swinging to want to take on john cena
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Breaking into a house wanting to take on a newly single John Cena
Stealing a pair of sunglasses at the Dollar Store.
Taegul
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Wearing an "I'm da bomb!" t-shirt on a coast to coast flight. Airport security has no sense of humor...
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Streaking across The Golden Gate Bridge.
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Deprived_in_AZ
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For eating all the apples out of the fruit salad and leaving the bananas to rot.
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For trying to sell her cheesecake.
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Smoking in the boys room
Taegul
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Well, M is the 13th letter of the alphabet so I'm guessing his crime is related to Marijuana Fantasies. Probably transporting over the border to those way too happy Canadians.
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Peace disturbance! Everywhere he goes, women are fighting fof his attention.
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Trimming all of the bushes into naughty shapes at the arboretum.
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For doing crimes in a very big way. Beautiful, classy crimes! You’ve never seen crimes this good.
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There was a bathtub, and wet curls and a few bubbles... mmm, what was the question again?
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Taking it upon herself to taste all the champagne at the grocery store before deciding which to buy.
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Taking it upon herself to taste all the champagne at the grocery store before deciding which to buy.
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Prolonged absence from Lit. Welcome back!
Snipping roses from people's gardens when he thinks they're not looking.
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Hehehehe.
Having countless complaints from little old ladies that he looked up at them with a lewd grin then told them he'd like to do things to them that they dare not repeat.
Taegul
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What? Like creating a very 'adult' version of the Golden Girls? I would never corrupt Betty White's virtuous honor!
She flipped every McDonald's 'M' in the world to look like a 'W'. It took a while...
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He wore one of oft-mentioned ill-advised outfits to the grocery store (ass-less chaps, glittery pasties, snorkel mask) ... You get the picture
Taegul
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He wore one of oft-mentioned ill-advised outfits to the grocery store (ass-less chaps, glittery pasties, snorkel mask) ... You get the picture
She impersonated a police officer and arrested me. The pat down made it my favorite arrest ever!
I still owe some community service though...
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