If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Taegul]

Fashion police arrested him. Such a smooth criminal...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Groping several wax statues at Madame Tussauds'.

 

[ashik09]

Groping several wax statues at Madame Tussauds'.

Hoarding snowshoes at secret locations across the continent.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Scamming the pizza guy in order to get back her soul, so she can scam another pizza off of someone.

 

[BadAmy]

Hoarding snowshoes at secret locations across the continent.

Scamming the pizza guy in order to get back her soul, so she can scam another pizza off of someone.

GTA Thelma and Louise style

 

[MrPractical]

GTA Thelma and Louise style

Being bad

 

[BadAmy]

Being bad

Being practical. Criminally..
Or practically criminal?

 

[_valkyrie_]

She beat some lonesome loser to a pulp. Heard the fella's still spittin' some teeth.

 

[MrPractical]

She beat some lonesome loser to a pulp. Heard the fella's still spittin' some teeth.

Ponzi schemes at nursing homes

 

[_valkyrie_]

Selling guacamole as premium wasabi.

 

[Taegul]

She found dog-fighting rings too boring so she started a goldfish fighting ring. The fierceness of the betting is only surpassed by the fierceness of the fighting.

 

[ashik09]

She found dog-fighting rings too boring so she started a goldfish fighting ring. The fierceness of the betting is only surpassed by the fierceness of the fighting.

Using his internet degree to con his way into medical conferences because they have the best caviar.

 

[Tallulah82]

Using his internet degree to con his way into medical conferences because they have the best caviar.

Stealing silky red knickers from M&S. Satan's panties

 

[ashik09]

Stealing silky red knickers from M&S. Satan's panties

My co-conspirator in knocking over a store in order to procure undergarments.

 

[LizVegas79]

My co-conspirator in knocking over a store in order to procure undergarments.

Being the celebration prize for our gang of misfits after knocking over a liquor store on the way home from Vicki's Secret

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Being the celebration prize for our gang of misfits after knocking over a liquor store on the way home from Vicki's Secret

Forgot her pants, and started a riot

 

[bunny4med]

Forgot her pants, and started a riot

Delivering the Lords word from 0-60 in 3 seconds.

 

[bulgy_pants]

Delivering the Lords word from 0-60 in 3 seconds.

Turning too many heads in public

 

[LizVegas79]

Delivering the Lords word from 0-60 in 3 seconds.

Wondering up and down the Strip half-naked shouting a certain someone's name after losing all her money the first night she gets here and getting kicked out of her motel room for smoking a joint.

(fortunately that certain someone is likely to bail her out and give her somewhere to stay - if she doesn't mind the fact that there's no lock on our guest room door )

 

[LizVegas79]

Turning too many heads in public

Umm, it's pretty obvious isn't it? Nevada's a conceal & carry state but only if you have a license

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Umm, it's pretty obvious isn't it? Nevada's a conceal & carry state but only if you have a license

Looking 500 miles per hour hot while standing still

 

[Corbal]

Looking 500 miles per hour hot while standing still

Horrid pickup lines.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Horrid pickup lines.

Lmao...well that's exactly what they are supposed to be....

Never ever saying what she really means

 

[LizVegas79]

Horrid pickup lines.

I actually kind of like that one

(guess I'm a pushover today!)

Lmao...well that's exactly what they are supposed to be....

Never ever saying what she really means

According to my husband, trespassing when I'm trying to read and catch a little sun by the pool )

 

[bunny4med]

Turning the remote all the way up on free Sybian rides.