If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Taegul]

Forcefully taking everyone's rectal temperature, even the visitors and other staff.

 

[calculated_risks761]

Forcefully taking everyone's rectal temperature, even the visitors and other staff.

Overfishing.

(The hat evokes a feeling of something to do with fishing)

 

[Kim1980]

Overfishing.

(The hat evokes a feeling of something to do with fishing)

For having 237 cats

 

[Taegul]

She kidnaps dogs at the local dog park and sells them on Craigslist.

Monster!

 

[neakman]

She kidnaps dogs at the local dog park and sells them on Craigslist.

Monster!

shopliftting sunglasses.

 

[rubydlite]

shopliftting sunglasses.

Flexing his pecs inappropriately

 

[13Fantasies]

Flexing his pecs inappropriately

Ditto.

 

[neakman]

Ditto.

becoming overly perpendicular.

 

[RideFl71]

becoming overly perpendicular.

selling cheap suits out of the back of his van.

 

[done_got_old]

selling cheap suits out of the back of his van.

Running down cute old ladies.

 

[rubydlite]

Running down cute old ladies.

Disguising phallic symbols as art

 

[RideFl71]

Running down cute old ladies.

Kidnapping the cute pizza guy.

 

[rubydlite]

Kidnapping the cute pizza guy.

Impersonating a pizza delivery guy

 

[RideFl71]

Impersonating a pizza delivery guy

For Trying on bra's and forgetting to put them back...lol

 

[Taegul]

Stealing a Vespa and joyriding.

 

[done_got_old]

Stealing a Vespa and joyriding.

Causing women to swoon and have to go to the ER.

 

[Taegul]

Causing women to swoon and have to go to the ER.

She hasn't paid her property tax in Lickadick for the last 18 years!

 

[Sexybritches69]

She hasn't paid her property tax in Lickadick for the last 18 years!

For not leaving the local Starbucks until they called him Lord Taegal when his coffee was ready.

 

[Taegul]

For not leaving the local Starbucks until they called him Lord Taegal when his coffee was ready.

Well, she didn't really get arrested. I just wanted to get her in handcuffs...

 

[done_got_old]

Well, she didn't really get arrested. I just wanted to get her in handcuffs...

He was arrested for helping old ladies cross the street when they didn't want to cross.

 

[Bellissa]

He was arrested for helping old ladies cross the street when they didn't want to cross.

Verbosity..

 

[Miles Long]

She will be arrested for making decaffeinated tea.

 

[zydrate]

Taking sips from his fountain drink then refilling again

 

[Xerxes82]

Drunkenly running onstage to perform Billy Idol tunes... at the elementary school recital.

 

[zydrate]

Drunkenly running onstage to perform Billy Idol tunes... at the elementary school recital.

damn public records....