If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[BernadetteRochelle]

Having too fashionable an avatar.

 

[done_got_old]

Not giving the correct date of birth.

 

[Bellissa]

Not giving the correct date of birth.

lethargy

 

[Mei5ter]

To wilfully split an infinitive

 

[done_got_old]

For trying and failing.

 

[Xerxes82]

Painting phallic graffiti all over town

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Painting phallic graffiti all over town

Imitating one of the Game of Thrones crows.

 

[Xerxes82]

Imitating one of the Game of Thrones crows.

That ass has GOT to be illegal

 

[Taegul]

That ass has GOT to be illegal

Stealing people's car keys at the park.

 

[Series 6]

Stealing people's car keys at the park.

Smiling all the time like that makes you wonder what he’s up to. Better arrest him just in case.

 

[done_got_old]

Smiling all the time like that makes you wonder what he’s up to. Better arrest him just in case.

Identity theft.......using a fake Boba Fett credit card.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Identity theft.......using a fake Boba Fett credit card.

Lewd flower designs in their garden, the HOA was furious with their blatant display of sexuality last season, this season was a touch to far.

 

[Taegul]

He takes his fishing pole to the local seafood restaurant and goes fishing in the lobster tank.

 

[LizVegas79]

Promising to teach someone to surf and then always pretending he forgot

 

[Taegul]

Promising to teach someone to surf and then always pretending he forgot

Taking all my surfing lessons but not "paying" me!

 

[de_valmont]

Promising to teach someone to surf and then always pretending he forgot

she has stolen many many toys for her tests in her practice

 

[LizVegas79]

doctor in a clinic for male sexual disorders

Pretending to be from the Small Business Administration.

I got my PhD from bartending school and if you need to see my business license please step into my office and I'll be happy to show it or anything else you'd like to see.

 

[de_valmont]

Pretending to be from the Small Business Administration.

I got my PhD from bartending school and if you need to see my business license please step into my office and I'll be happy to show it or anything else you'd like to see.

Being an irresistable tease.

(I love your offer. I need to check hygiene together with my assistent.)

 

[_valkyrie_]

Installing obscene topiaries at the local park.

 

[done_got_old]

.....serving poisoned bacon at the local diner.

 

[Taegul]

Calling the fire department twelve times a day just to meet guys in uniform was draining the city's budget way too fast.

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

Shoplifting from an oddities shop.

 

[Taegul]

Spiking the Lit punch.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

perma smile

 

[emsway]

Breaking the 5 O’clock Shadow curfew.